>tfw we will never know what happened to beastman
is it okay to fuck a half sibling
Is she similar to the pic?
Because if so I'd want to fuck the life outta her.
wh-what games allow me to be in a dragon or dinosaur's belly preferably safely
other than skyrim
living plants are nice too
try f-list or some shit mate, or go to /d/ and try the "d-games catalog" thread or something. they're obsessed with vore over there. The games are usually free too. Or if you're really desperate buy some bath salts, draw a warm bath and get high, while simultaneously jerking off and imagining the situation you want. It may just come true, until the trip ends; if you're lucky.
And if you have anymore questions, inverted satan is here to assist you in this thread with any of your fetish related questions and or needs.
I have ascended to a level of degeneracy where I could guide any of you on your path of sin.
I regret every life decision that has brought me to this point
What do you do when you've had your fill of hedonism? I'm not religious and don't like people, so God and country aren't options.
I'm 21 and I've never even kissed a girl. Should I just pull the trigger?
No one likes me. I've been using it for the past 3 months and haven't gotten a single like. I'm not even 300 pounds, I'm pretty skinny and I'm not hansom but I'm not ugly. I don't know what I'm doing wrong
Anyone here a s i p b o y?
I ironically drink these every day. Currently have a can sip infront of me, the Orange Monster Ultra Sunrise sip.
Though I prefer the white can.
>bf is hanging out with stacy
men are pigs. literally animals.
>girl with a chad bf on /r9k/
Even legitimate fembots don't really belong here. Why do you fucking roasties bother coming here?
I think it's sad how common cheating seems to be these days.
I know people have always done it, but it seems like it's on its way to becoming socially acceptable.
Even how things like FWB and open relationships are acceptable now.
It all disgusts me so much.
Give me all your thoughts.
Chads seem to be more about contact sports or martial arts. Fencing is autistic like fishing for men - but for women, is it royal?
>all your ancestors since the dawn of time have succeeded at getting laid
>sexual selection has left you with better genes than any of them
>you will still never touch a woman because you're just that huge of a fuck-up
how does somebody fail so badly at life that no one even wants to fuck them? fucking is literally the one thing that comes most naturally to us
kissless virgins should all pic related, mother nature failed with you
seriously re-evaluate your lives
>I'm a robot
>I don't have autism, so I know everything I do wrong is entirely my fault
Autists CANNOT be robots. They can't help it.
Real robots are forged from failure.
You wake up and find every other person on earth has disappeared. What do? Would you kill yourself eventually?
I probably wouldn't kill myself but die quite soon because no survival experience and it wouldn't be like in one of my post apo games.
If I managed to actually survive I'd most definitely go mad after a while.
Nope, would try to figure out what went down and if I couldnt I would head to warmer climates during winter and head to colder climates during summer.
I would fucking eat tons of stuff, fish, hunt, hike wherever I pleased, go through peoples shit break all kinds of stuff for fun etc.
Would set up small bases with solar power hook ups and have them dotted over each state for fun times of migrating till I died.
What kind of food does an autistic robot eat?
I would also like pointers on what to buy at the grocery store. Walk me through your weekly diet.
>ham sandwich or turkey breast
I don't need any weight loss, my main goal is to not die at a cheap price without feeling like shit.
Oats and cocoa powder best possible thing, used to live off this. Only cost me a dollar per lb of oats and cocoa is $3 for a 8Oz. Lost a lot of fat and was cheap ass fuck. Weekly budget was just $7.
Also should mention that I get addicted to certain foods and ear them repeatedly to I get bored. Used to live off ceral and Mike N ikes. Then oats and cocoa. Then boiled discount meat. Currently rice and eggs.
A-Anon! I've been waiting for you to stick it in me all night! When are you going to--
A-Are you complaining about being a virgin on that dumb website again?! You wouldn't be a virgin if you would just SHUT UP AND FUCK ME! Am I going to have to masturbate again?!
What the hell are you doing in my house?
I'm calling the cops.
This is a silly question but does oral sex count as sex when it comes to sexual history?
I'm in an odd position where I'm not how to define my past relationship with this girl.
We weren't dating, dick didn't go in vagina, we made out and blew each other.
I can actually say I had sex with her?
Asking because I'm not sure what to say when my date asks me about sexual history, do I include this girl or not?
I would say you were, you can catch something that way, plus it's really just asking if you were sexually intimate with another person not if you've been in a vagina in particular, I'd even count hand jobs.
new Zeemap thread since the old one reached its bump limit
>Post on this map if you want to meet a nearby robot and cure your loneliness.
>Just go to additions > add marker, and don't forget contact info.
>All the other maps are either deleted or years outdated, so this is a new one. I'll post regularly so it gets filled up.
>both my contacts stopped talking to me
>nobody mails me first