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>gay muslim
what did he mean by this

>what do, /r9k/?

Fuck off

>muslim
>suicide

That's the most unbelievable thing about this story. So you're gay, okay, let's say you really are, you can either chose to marry a women, suppress your urges until death and be rewarded in the afterlife or you can stay celibate and reap the benefits after you pass.

You shouldn't fuck other dudes and you shouldn't commit suicide, if you label yourself as muslim after all.

Why sit on that couch when you can use my face ?

Y-y-y-yes.
HOW DARE YOU GIVE ME STD, YOU FUCKING ROASTIE. REEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

how dare you touch that filthy image of a pathetic excuse for a waifu

not a hamster

It is probably thinking things like
>I need to piss
>bitch is laying on my leg and it's asleep
>her fat ass is taking up the whole wheel, it's digging into my back
>I'm hungry
>how do I get up without waking her

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>>34927971
He looks like her teeth chattering is triggering a flashback, I half expect him to pull a tiny 1911 out of his ass fluff and scream about gooks on the wire.

i have these thoughts when im not horny and horny
i dont want to be homo r9k help

ur bi

>>34927899
Did it start off as homo thoughts only when you were horny, or were you always thinking about homo stuff?

>>34927901
I don't wanna be bi reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. I often fantasize of having a qt gf and making her watch me get rammed by another dude. I imagine this makes her horny as well. A real girl wouldn't.

>>34927833
I think you'll get over it. Murderous rage is overrated.

>Trillions of years of life reproducing to create new life
>Fast forward to present day and you're not

If you want a reason why you're feeling this way, that's why.

>>34927833

That's normal. I have felt that many times. It's your frustration and jealousy boiling over. Try to ignore it and just love your life how you can. Try antidepressants. Post on r9k to vent.

That's what I do.

>>34927802
be honest, do you really care about being perceived as weird by anyone else in a denny's at 1 am?

if you're even considering it does it even matter? you might as well at this point, get some life experience.

>>34927802
Not unless your dime goth fag who only drinks coffee. Wonder if they still do that these days.

>>34927772
Relax, maybe he will die thinking his loner virgin son will grow out of his ways.

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>tfw my dad breaks down in tears trying to convince me to go to therapy to get better and i keep pushing him away telling him he can't help me

cherish your caring nature, anon, its a fundamental quality

>>34927772
Why does your dad know you're a virgin?

Me bro. I'm the opposite of cream of the crop

Haha nerd! Get a load of this nerd! He's never had a gee eff!

>>34927633
I asked out one girl before, b-but it was only because a chad co-worker said he'd punch me if I didn't

She wanted me to meet her at her job at the mall, but I got nervous and got high and blew her off, she never called back

How about I'll show you my uprising by spraying my holy juice all over your face.

>>34927610
How about improve yourselves and become functioning members of society as well as becoming friendly people that others enjoy being around?

>>34927610
>>>/pol/
>>>/b/

you must've gotten lost, this is a board for paid shills to post about traps and racebait.

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>tfw they are forced to get used to the smell

Mummy used to complain about that weird smell.

She knows better now.

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My mom is like a fucking bloodhound. She's practically blind and can't hear for shit but that just makes her nose stronger.
>please open the window anon I can smell your room from the hall
>windows are open, the door is closed, the fan is on, sprayed air freshener

how does she do it

good thing i cover it up with other, worse body odors.

>>34927470
He probably acts like everything's fine because there's a 95% chance for you to live past 15 years of your diagnosis.

>>34927470
I'm sorry anon, but how advanced is it? Has it spread ?

>>34927514
It's already been at least 10 years since he was diagnosed and had his prostate removed

>>34927627
I don't know anything but it must have

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Who /dachshund/ here?

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>tfw your doggo is not long for this world

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>>34927551
Dachshunds and Corgis are so adorable.

>>34927377
Watch love lab, you'll start to like moe, it's a good introduction.

>>34927377
No way you watched like 500 anime in a year. You definitely haven't seen all the good anime.

Did you watch Rurouni Kenshin

>>34927350
If you need to gain confidence through nudes you're probably pretty shit. On the other hand, if you do it for fun (a.k.a. that one album of a gnome attacking the girl on gonewild) I think you're fine

>>34927412
>(a.k.a. that one album of a gnome attacking the girl on gonewild)
that girl is a literal whore

as someone with a major promiscuity/slut fetish, i would love this

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>Female special snowflake talks about <thing> being depressing

>>34927344
Oh wise robot enlightin me. What is the "Virgin sprint"?

>>34927677
Where you run up two stairs at once