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What do normies do for fun?
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>>38355518
socialise probably. play tennis and drink champagne. have sex.
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Party and fuck and drugs
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>>38355531
>socialise probably.
But what do they talk about?

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Does anyone know what pokemon cards are actually worth?
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No. Such a thing is unknowable and will forever remain a mystery to mankind.
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>>38355450
Serous replies please I mean I see completely different answers everywhere
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Most pokemon cards are worthless because they rotate out.

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seriously, a good concept, but all you ever talk about is how you hate yourself. talk about something else, dudes. all I see is this:

>muh chad
>muh no gf
>muh gains but no GF
>muh gains and height but no GF
>muh (things wrong with me)

why aren't any of you happy? life isn't about sex or being in a relationship. try this:

>hobbies
>funny stories
>debates about nonpolitical stuff, like cars and drinks
>hanging out

cmon guys, I know you can do it
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>>38355422
It's the human condition I guess.
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>>38355444
well its possible to overcome and fix, so that could change
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>>38355422
being a lonely khv is a huge bummer especially when you have no redeeming qualities and no chance of having a good life. kinda overrides hobbies and funny stories i guess.

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>mfw a manlet was short near me
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>>38355419
Ill bash you tally.
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>>38355419
>tfw 6'0
>used to laugh at manlets
>Gen Z are getting taller
>soon I'll also be a manlet
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Manlets should not be allowed to exist

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Have you ever played with a woman's feet before, anon? What was it like?
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Yes, it was pretty greato desu
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It's great honestly, You don't even need it to be a girl that likes you. I've touched many girls feet that friend zoned me.

Sometimes, when I get drunk with them, I will like their feet once they pass out.
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I use to know a femanon who would show me her feet all the time and I would spend so much money just looking at them. 30% of my paycheck went into those feet man, but then she got a boyfriend and we stopped talking. I miss the comfort of imagining those beautiful feet in my lap or seeing them on cam as I played some vidya.

Damn... I'd kill for that warm feeling again

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>Get girlfriend
>6 months together
>Start worrying why i haven't received a message so today
>Start worrying she is cheating on me
>Start worrying when she keeps getting messages they are from guys
>Worry why it took her 40 minutes to reply back

How do i stop this? When I'm with her i don't think these thoughts.. only when alone.
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>>38355296
same type of thinking has ruined my last couple relationships.
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>>38355312
How are you now? have you improved? It's weird for me since I'm not clingy at least when we are together. She is the one constantly hugging / kissing me all over the face.

But alone i worry.
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>>38355296
talk to her about it. you've got to sort it out with her, don't expect it to just work.

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https://youtu.be/RJVQVCwqLes

fed up with this shit, robots.
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>>38355275
enraged bump
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>>38355275
Christ, she seriously can't even construct a single sentence.
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>>38355355
>and umm and I want y'all to like y'all umm

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I might be a virgin with no experience but I've seen enough amateur porn to know that sex is the most surreal and amazing thing that a human can ever experience.

If it really wasn't anything special then any retard could do it and sex would have no value. The thing is that you only wanna do it with someone who you think is worthy enough therefore it adds a wall to those who wanna do it with no effort.

To all of you normie retards who keep spouting shit like "it's nothing special", go fuck yourselves. You are a lying pieces of shit and your only objective is to satisfy your ego by giving out these shitty tips that have zero value and no usability whatsoever.

I'm jealous as fuck to all of you motherfuckers who did it already, it's probably never going happen to me because of who I am and you have no idea what a huge deal it is to me. The fact that some of you treat it as some simple lessure activity fucking infuriates me, go to hell you privileged bastards.
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>>38355231
For me, it was heroin
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Sex is amazing, it's the other shit that makes it not worth it, and fall into "nothing special" territory.
Listening to her dumb stories,
her trying to turn you into a faggot with ~feelings~
Going out to eat way now often and spending a bunch of money, so she can ~experience~ some shitty restaurant.

It's really not worth it for the sex, especially if you know she gave it out to guys (fuck boys) that never had to do that shit.
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>>38355231
For me, I just want to know what it feels like when next I see something like pic related on teh street.

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>little sister loudly talks to her friends at 3 in the god damn morning
>every time I ask her to keep it down she pretty much just ignores me
>every time I demand that she keeps it down she pretty much just tells me to fuck off
>for some reason I have NEVER heard her on the phone during the day, always at night
>she's just a disrespectful, inconsiderate asshole all the time, literally dumps food down the drain, loudly blasts her music, goes out of her way to be a rude cunt to me all the time. even tried to steal money from my room once
how do I deal with this? hitting her would probably make her respect/fear me a bit more but I'm afraid I would get kicked out of the house. does anyone else have shitty siblings?
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>>38355230
Deal with it by moving out. How FUCKING old are you faggot
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>>38355255
do you know how much a fucking apartment costs here
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>>38355230
hitting a teenage girl that happens to be your sister hmm you really are a piece of shit

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Stress on the brain, complain too da fool
Stress on the brain complain too da max
I'm gonna search for big money stacks, top tens and platinum whacks
Ain't got no need for a chain of a chaks.
I'm a rude boi I ain't gotta relax
I got this game in my head like dax
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She looks so clean now. Lovely. Glad I followed her before she privatized her instagram.
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>>38355224
>Glad I followed her before she privatized her instagram.
What does she post on her instagram?
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She must have some I S S U E S

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>tfw 5'9 and 116 lbs

Is there worse feel than being skinny manlet?

Normies would never treat you seriously...
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>>38355099
At least you're not a fat manlet
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I am 5'6" 160lbs.. is that fatty mode?
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>>38355222
https://www.nhlbi.nih.gov/health/educational/lose_wt/BMI/bmicalc.htm

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FUCKING UNVIRGINS
>B-but I haven't had sex in x months, I'm pretty much a virgin again

LET'S GET THIS FUCKING STRAIGHT
YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY
THEREFORE YOU ARE NO LONGER A VIRGIN
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>>38355097
Ok but what counts as virgin? Like, is it just dick in pussy? What if you got a blowjob? What if she asked you to put it in but you decided not to?
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>>38355097
But all the cells in your body replace after 10 years, so by then ye
>>38355123
The golden question
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>>38355123
Did your dick go in her pussy? If yes youre not a virgin if no you are a virgin.

Don't know how you robots manage to make being a virgin fucking complicated.

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Why do women hate authoritarianism?
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>>38355087
What on Earth makes you think that? They are all about using the strength of others to impose what they want on people.
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because of what happens and happened to other women under authoritarian regimes isn't really that great, dude.

in fact, what happens to most men under authoritarianism is pretty bad too! maybe its actually that most people don't like it and you've tricked yourself into it because you have autism, but instead of focusing on trains, sonic, or pokemon, you hyperfocused on fascist politics, lmao
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They don't. They love being told what to do by a Chad in a uniform.

>your silly anon, you know only your brother chad is allowed to touch me right? now go get him for me
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No one want to touch your wrinkly acne scarred ass cunt, now tell me when your little sister is coming over before i through your naked ass on the curb
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>>38355089
>that wasn't very nice. this is why mommy time is only for chad and not you
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wait wait wait wait wait, is this that one chick we always see in milf threads where shes sitting on the dude riding him and she has that thing around her waist and shes like looking up and theres 2 images side by side?

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>start messaging someone
>they don't reply with a question to keep the conversation going

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>38355044
Brother, what have they done to you?
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>>38355191

I asked them a question and they answered it. They should then ask me a question. That's how a conversation is supposed to work. Why can't normies understand this ?
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you have a good conversation without relying on questions...

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