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/r9k/ Any robots wanna join my steam group?
You get an exclusive "Pepe" tag and the privilege to say fuck no to black lives.

Also, This is now a reaction meme thread.

Info about group:
Search for: PepeArt
ID: 27977036
Abbreviation: Pepe
URL: http://steamcommunity.com/groups/PepeArt
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for crying out loud
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>>35235797
I know you want to budd :)
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Nice unicode trick op

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Should I go be homeless to chase my dream as a rapper
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>>35235714

I say yes. Keep the dream alive.
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You've given us waaayyyy too little information to actually tell you

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>dreamt I was in a gay relationship
>enjoyed it
the shills are getting to me, r9k
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>>35235678
what shills?
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>>35235678
homosexuality is the ultimate redpill anon, just enjoy it
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>>35235678
The love between men, second only to the love between two lolis, is the purest of love.

The Greeks were correct wherein women were breeding vessels, and men were for love.

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Have fun today, brobots!
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An entire day of assembling a ikea kitchen. Fun.
Yay.
Have fun you too, whatever that you are doing.
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>>35235675
Thanks OP, You have a nice day too
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>feminine penis
>her dick
>boipussy
>she
>her

jesus
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welcome to /r9k/ familia, if you are a straight male you will have a hard time browsing this board
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>>35235629
I agree this is bullshit, I'm a boy with masculine penis and I like other boys with masculine penises!

Boypussy is a good term though.

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>Daddy, why is mommy trying to kill you? I thought you two loved each other...
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>>35235450
Wrong. I love her. Women can't feel love.
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>>35235450
Because love doesn't exist sweetie. It's an illusion, it will take about a year until you can see through it. You're mommy got loose since you exist. I simply told her that her vacuum isn't strong enough to make daddy feel comfy anymore. That's why I'm leaving for a business trip tomorrow.

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Hello there, wagie!

Isn't this a beautiful day in March? But I guess it's not special to you because everyday to you is work day!
The more that I think about it, the wageslaves are much like the peasants of the old world and the NEETs are the aristocrat Noblemen who rule over them, you work so hard just for the money to go in our pockets, oh wagie you really are one of a kind. Well not really since every wagecuck is a miserable generic loser!
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>>35235299
This day is absolutely exquisite.
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>>35235299
tick tock slavecuck

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>talking to girl online
>really like her and get excited when she comes online
>think about her throughout my day
>a few years pass
>still talking to her and thinking about her
>travel to her country and meet her
>things go good
>after meeting her we slowly lose touch
>I continue to thinking about her nonstop
>5 years pass, still thinking about her nonstop(haven't talked at all to her)
>can't form any real relationships with other women because they just can't compare
>dream about her still
Am I in love with this girl?
No matter what I do I can't shake her from my mind, to me she's perfection.
What is wrong with me?
She probably even forgot I exist but I still can't stop thinking about her.
What do I do?
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>>35235115
>Am I in love with this girl?

no

>what is wrong with me?

you're a cuck
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>>35235115
You need to get laid. If you'd had a close relationship with any other female in the meantime, you wouldn't be bothered about that one you were talking to online.
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>>35235211
>You need to get laid.
Had sex last week with some girl on Tinder, it changed nothing.
I'm currently talking to 12 girls on tinder at the moment, some of them I've already met in person and it's not changing how I feel

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What's the one anime with a girl who befriends a black cat on a train? I remember watching it when I was little and it's the only anime I've ever seen
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>>35234988
Sounds like Legends of the Galactic Heroes.
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>>35234988
bumping dfslcnsdvlnvbdvv

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Women have way too much power now. And polyamoury is pretty much just normal now. Yeah, I'm pro freedom or whatever, but the idea is pretty disgusting to think about.
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>>35234921
You're right OP, but maybe someone needs to change that. Why don't you start abducting random women from across the states, disemboweling them while they're alive, cut apart their bodies, and slowly eat them over the course of a couple weeks? The serial killer route needs to be taken into consideration.
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>>35234948
That's a little overboard.

It is moreso that purity ideas are gone out the window, and I think humans are built to be averted to female hypergamy. Not sure how natural it is.

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so why didnt u kys yourself yet?

orij
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bumpf oriji
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You already posted my reason for pressing forth anon. You can't watch anime if you're dead :^)

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>Anon you're so boring
>You need to be more social
>Can you like go with your friends?
>Like what do you do for fun?
>Why haven't you got a GF yet
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>>35234659
because my penis is smol
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>Dad's friend: I offered anon a drink he said "N-No thanks"
>Dad to his friend: He has autism
>Dad's friend: Ahh
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>>35234787
>>Dad's friend: Ahh
Nice

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Why shouldn't I commit suicide?

I'm 20 years old and I feel like I have nothing to contribute to anyone.
My friends who are way dumber and ugly, are way more successful than me. The bullies and assholes in my school are now very popular with their peers and get pussy left and right.
I failed a basic diploma course just because I couldn't manage my time and serve national service at the same time. This was basically the last chance I was given at education due to me constantly fucking up by being a lazy dickhead. I haven't told this to my parents yet because they will surely kill me.
I can't move out either because I'm living in the most expensive country in the world and as such, people usually don't move out until at least 28.
While doing national service as a fire fighter, my co-workers hate me. I'm incompetent and not really cut out for too much physical work. I continously train but also i constantly get sick and because of that, I just can't keep up. I panic at basic instructions and fuck up tremendously. I can't even make male friends studying in uni. They all smile at me and are polite but I literally never get invited to anything. In fact they invited me to class group chat on the last fucking term.
I have fully given up on getting a girlfriend, I don't have a good personality, my looks are average at best and I have no special talent or skills. I'm rich but not rich enough to be attractive. I haven't had a single kiss from a girl and the closest thing I have done was a hug.
I have no idea why I'm such a loser at all.
Both my parents are normal people with my dad being very smart and successful. Due to me being the sole guy in my family, I'm also expected to continue my family's bloodline as my uncle can't have kids.
This is fucking retarded. I have been letting literally everyone down my whole life. I haven't achieved anything for the past 8 years and probably won't anymore.
So please, someone give me a reason to continue existing.
Thanks!
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Idunno dude. Try and learn how to hack or/and program a computer, you practically have all the time in the world and you basically learn all the qualification to live in the modern world.
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if you need friends take a look at this website it helped me a bunch:
https://ylilauta.org/international/
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S I N G A P O R E

(oregano)

ITT:Vent out your rage
Fucking pieces of shit stopbeing so successfull you have ftiends and gfs and sluts why do you need to be smarter than me too i will fucking dhoot up my fucking uni if i hear another chad or stacy complain about their grades when they pass all the classes im a fucking dead end lonely brainlet
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I hate this board

I keep conning back expecting the good old fun anons to be here but most if not all of you retards are obsessed with the opposite sex
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I am never going to be successful and I have no idea what the hell I want to do with my life.
I'm scared and alone.

How do I overcome my subtle feeling that I want a gf?

I mean most of the time I don't want a girlfriend, but every now and then I get a little nagging emotional feeling. As if I'm missing out on something. I've been in a relationship before, and I really don't miss it- so why do I keep having this problem? Does anyone know how to get rid of it?

tl;dr how does one overcome the desire to be with roasties?
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>>35234505
5 faps a day keep tfw no gf away.
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>>35235566
I'm giving up fapping though, I've stopped.

I'm not doing it.

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