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What are your honest thoughts on the early and mid 2000s?
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>>38756654
Fucking garbage.
Everything is so much better now.
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>>38756654

best of times, next to the 80s/90s
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lol dude all these things are from the same time
wow

DAE remember things

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I asked her out. She said yes. We're a couple now. Thoughts?
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gud job, anon. :)
i hope u never have to come backe here again
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>>38756581
>Thoughts?
I think this story, however adorable it is, is actually made up.
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>>38756610
It's not. She kept repeating "boyfriend" and smiling. I'm pretty excited guys

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>complains about being a virgin every single day
>cries about it like it's the end of the world for years on end
>waahhh no one will fugg me
>future perma virgin
>pathetic
why don't you just be a bottom instead of a topcuck anon? it's so much easier!
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>>38756571
Because you need to be cute as a bottom. I wasted too much time trying to be a topcuck so I'm old and ugly.
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desu i have intense chastity fetish which is considered bottom
but i don't think anybody plays it in central-eastern europe
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>>38756665
I guess your stuck with old men then

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>tfw no very short gf
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feel too real, hs beta qt9/10 5' perfect crush, near to no social interactions, rejected me in front of everyone and becomes a stacy
never dated since
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>>38756666
cuthulu demands satan quads
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>>38756530
I am just barely under 4'11", I don't like being this short.

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>"Anon, you should look up a job or study something, you can't keep living like this forever"
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>when are you going to bring some girl to our home?:)))
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>Anon, u need to grow up!!
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>"Anon, got any plans for the weekend?"

literally everyone outside of your little echo chamber HATES you and thinks your CRAZY.

And what do u do?

You double down and spend all ur day in the very same echo chamber.

I come here to laugh at freaks like you ahahah
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Everyone hates and thinks I'm crazy anyway which makes your argument invalid. Now do everyone a favour and fuck off back to facebook
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>>38756491
none of us are the kind of people who would go to that shit, thats all Reddit dummy
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>>38756608
>go to that shit
what shit?

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>loner INFP
>girl in uni class smiles when she greets me every day
>seems genuinely happy to see me

is this what friends is?
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>>38756480
She's probably friendly to everyone and is just trying to score points by being friendly with the class autist

t. happened to me also
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>>38756505
I dont know she sit next to me every day and she has lots of choices, on first day i accidently make her laugh and i think she thinks i have a personality but maybe you right
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>>38756587
stop thinking there's hope anon.
she doesn't like you, she's just being nice.

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One of the best feelings is that of being wanted.

Share stories, discuss the ugly reality vs the fantasy.
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Ayy I am finally the guy to know where the obscure image comes from
also wouldn't know, literal 22 hug virgin.
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Well the fantasy is just retarded, you have some clingy person who will do anything you want and will support you.

In reality they are just emotionally reliant on you and become an extreme amount of baggage and work as they cause problems that a normal human who isn't co-dependent doesn't because a normal human being can manage themselves properly.
The hardest part is that you cannot fix them because they are co-dependent on YOU so it is a problem that will NEVER BE FIXED so long as you are with them. And even then it's more likely they'll just be taking their baggage to another person to get the fuck away.
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>be at BBQ with clingy, no confidence having gf
"Anon, is your friend's gf hotter than me?"
>Lie and say no
>fuck this noise
>Send her on a plane back to her home state after putting up with her crazy shit and daily need for sex for 22 months
>Daily need for sex gets old fast, WTF is this the real life?

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>renting a room out in some randoms house
>go downstairs to eat cereal
>little kids feel the need to tell me they're making their own cereal
>tell them desu I don't really care
>they start asking me to put something away
>idk what it is but these kids are kind of annoying so I say no
>they ask why
>I say cause I don't feel like it
>they bring it over to me
>I look at it
>realize it's my milk (for me not for them)
>don't think anything of it
>tell them I'm about to use that and thank them
>see milk in their bowls
>look in the fridge, there's no other milk there except for mine
>ask them if they're using my milk
>they obviously are
>I ask them why are they using my milk
>they say because they wanted to make cereal
>I tell them that's not a good excuse
>their mother comes downstairs
>I tell her her children are using my milk, that it's not a big deal but please let them know that's not ok
>she starts yelling at them, slaps them in the face
>instantly regret telling her
>she's still yelling at them 3 minutes later over nothing
>mfw I know what it's like to grow up in an abusive household
>feelsbadman.jpeg
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how will children progress in society without discipline?
you should be glad the mother did not beat them to death.
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>>38756388
My room mates constantly steal my fucking milk. I wish their mother had been like this fine woman. Don't feel bad. These kids learned a valuable life lesson.
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>>38756388
call CPS on them, face slaps are beyond the boundary of what is considered acceptable discipline is 2017

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If a magical button could be pressed that would immediately kill you, would you honestly push it?
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>>38756375
eventually.
I would certainly keep it with me
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>>38756375
I would eat my favorite food, drive to a nice, secluded place outside and watch the sunset while thinking about my life. Then I'd press the button.
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Yes most probably. I've no reason to keep on living in this place and death seems like a blessed release.

>hey anon, mind rubbing some lotion on me?
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>>38756221
I would do anything to touch a butt.
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She looks deformed
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>>38756221
Sure, let me get some out of my flesh tube.

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Is atheism just a socially acceptable form of Satanism?
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No, why would you ask that? Dumb question.
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>>38756181
Seeing that most atheist are doing exactly the opposite of what satanism advocates, no.
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No, satanism is the autistic edgelord's version of atheism.

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>Open your door
>See this

What do?
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Call Amazon and tell them they fucked up my order AGAIN
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looks like i've found my my new cum hamper
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>>38756178
It should honestly be a crime to post such low quality images anywhere on the internet in current year.

>10YO in a crop top
Why do mothers purposely dress their young daughters in slutty clothes?
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Because they are oblivious, but let them be so, because it benefits me.
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>>38756084
>Why do mothers purposely dress their young daughters in slutty clothes
To catch a predator.
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>>38756084
Because it's hot out and they want to try and stay cool.

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You will never have a fat waifu who is confident enough to show off her belly.
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>>38756070
Good, I don't want a stupid fat wife.
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>>38756070
>he fell for the thiccness meme
>he idolized negative body traits
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>>38756308
I've always been into it desu

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