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Because you are? Why didn't you waste your gas and go get it? It was nice out you could have walked......Cheap fuck

>>35548278
Lol this, walk to the store and no one expects you to tip in person, if you really wanna know then tell them you live close to the store and would like to be a delivery guy.

>>35548248
Because, right or wrong, that's the societal norm in the United States. You're expected to tip for quality service, and to show your appreciation.

Now, him being an entitled prick about it shows that he didn't deserve the tip, but you still should have tipped him.

>>35548232
Jesus Christ welcome to like 18 months ago, eggfag the secret normie and his idiot redditor followers have all come and gone on this board.

He was plugging his "us robots, amiright? :)" videos on this board for months just so he could build an audience to dump his incredibly hip-hop music onto. He also had sex and a gf. Shilling and tripfagging on here on all the time eventually backfired and he got rightfully doxxed.

>>35548311
Him having a gf doesn't falsify what he said. Looks, height and iq are what matter to men and women the most. They determine your place in the smv ladder. Eggman is not on the lowest rungs of the looks scale. He's tall and white.

>>35548458
>Him having a gf doesn't falsify what he said.

It's also the most basic obvious shit ever that is only half true. "muh genetics" is what fat tumblr girls use as an excuse to justify how fat and gross they are, and the same with robots.

You can bleach your skin or make it darker, you can dye your hair, you can get all sorts of implants, you can get off your fat ass and exercise, you can get cosmetic surgery. "muh genes" is only valid if you're actually medically retarded.

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what is the virgin walk anyway

can anybody explain

>>35548211
Who the hell actually believe this shit ?

>>35548241

virgin walker detected lmao

muah niguh xd

rice are you there? come to https://discord.gg/9fmGVbv

Comfy discord for blackbots.
https://discord.gg/AsfX2j5

koi kaze
oreimo
yosuga no sora

>>35548098
How old are you two? What does she like? What do you like?

>>35548098
How old is she?

Personally, I'm very partial to 90s anime because it's what I grew up with, but depending on how old she is she might like something else.

I buy weed / mdma / acid off of several dealers and I don't fuck any of them.

>>35548095
Do you want your weed guy to fuck your ass?

>>35548095
yes, but personally i wouldn't they're all man sluts

>>35548076
Eat the bit of blue fluff off his dick and dump him

>>35548076
>b-but jewed penises look so much better, dr shecklebaum said so

>>35548076
Is there something wrong with it. Am I missing something?

Reading some literature or just books that you are interested is always fun. I'm not even into visual art that much, but I've come across some really fascinating books that show pictures of, and interpret art from the beginning of it to modern times. It is a pretty inexpensive hobby as a good book can last you a week to several months depending on the difficulty of it and the pace that you read. Fishing is another pretty good hobby since you can just do it in solitude and enjoy the outdoors while actually doing something. Cooking is another good one, although a bit more expensive. Then there are DIY type projects if you are into that. Maybe check out wood carving, or crafting cool things like tables and try selling them. That's a nice way to make a little extra money. I have this old guy as a neighbor who makes decent money by carving walking sticks and selling them for $10 a piece. If you want to get /fit/ there is always running. A lot of people seem to enjoy that. It really wakes you up and gives you a great sense of accomplishment and self worth.

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>>35548030
>inexpensive, robot-friendly, mildly addictive hobby
F2P MMOs?

>>35548030
Get off your ass and go hiking. Just you, a small pack, and the woods. No Chads Stacies or any other bullshit just the woods/desert/whatever.

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why do you hate aziz ansari OP

he is a little immature and his voice gets kind of annoying but i always thought he was a pretty on-point funny dude

i hate all celebrities that try to stick their nose into politics with some air-headed ALL U NEED IS LOVE :) :) :) bullshit like it makes any difference at all. i despise the alt-right movement but i will admit that their repeated ownage of shia lebeef has been keeping me in stitches

>>35548077
>i despise the alt right movement
alright (((((((cuck)))))))

>>35548220

(((((((((((((((what does this thing mean anyway))))))))))

>>35547960
Sexually sure.

>>35548096
So you wouldn't date her?

fuck yes
i love big thighs

Let's hope they don't ruin shitposting, or I'll have jack shit left to live for.

>>35547951
>Who are you quoting?
>What did I mean by this?

>tell me about the next hobby so I can get ahead of my other normie friends and show it to all 1300 of my Kikebook friends and be seen as a pioneer, even though I didn't put the work into developing it and didn't suffer in such a way that caused me to retreat to these fringe communities and get immersed and invested to find/develop these hobbies in the first place. Spoon feed it to me and let me kill it now so I can get cool le nerd points!
nice try, normie

>>35547934
How would you manage to do that?

Start up an illegal fight club underneath q building

>>35547948
literally no idea. I guess there's always a demand on kidney donations, and I could just ask the person to pay me?
And I guess it's less of a hassle for some mafia to take a kidney from a guy that's ok with it instead of stealing or even killing people for them
I DID write autistic ideas

>>35547847
>trusting your family

Because you're 5'5. How is that not obvious?

>>35547847
>thought I was 5'5
>get arrested
>measured back against wall
>actually 5'8 or even 5'9

Wew

>been on 10 dates
Such normalfaggotry
btw women are cowards

>>35547836
you are a normie and i'm very glad you are suffering.

Ur doing it wrong anon

>>35547826
A pig sleep in each men.

>>35547826
>tfw 1990 + 27
>still no talking pancakes

Fuck mother-nature

>>35547826
>caucasoids
They did apparently