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Anyone else here completely impotent and devoid of any sexual urges whatsoever?

I still get morning wood sometimes so I know it's not a physical disorder.
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I have the urges, but I don't have the social skills to actually get a woman to have sex with me.

After awhile you just sort of learn to accept it.
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uhhh no.. and i've been chemically castrating my balls for 4 years... you're fked rofl!
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>>39556553
you've ascended, OP!

welcome to not being a sex-obsessed degenerate normie

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Hello /r9k/. I was thinking, if I had a GF and she cucked me with another girl, how am I supposed to respond? Do I become angry?

pic unrelated
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>>39556545
>being so repulsive that your gf would rather fuck another girl than you
N-no cucking here...
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>>39556545
It's ok as long as you fuck the chick she fucked.
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Cheating is cheating regardless of sex/gender. If my gf chests on me, out the door. Doesn't matter if it was a girl, guy, trans, drunk, drugged whatever. Rape is the only exception and then I'd expect her to help me fully press charges and I'd still be pissed she put herself in that situation, unless y'know it's like a random street mugging.
>>39556596
This too. THEN you kick the whore out once you've gotten the free meal

how does one "fit in"?
is it necessary?
how did you make frens robot? pls help another robot
if you has same problem y-you can join us,only 3 people
KYhzku4
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no one?
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Three people is more friends than I have right now. Count yourselves lucky?
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>>39556665
You can join anon, and be a friend

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>Stop staring at my butt silly creep

Literally thousands of selfies like pic related of young girls emphasizing their butts in form fitting clothes yet they complain when guys stare at them, grab them or cat call them.
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you are your own worst enemy lol. only reason females have over inflated egos is because of posters like OP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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What are you talking about, girls want Chad to do all of these things
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>>39556422
They dont get to decide when they are in public but.

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>wake up at 5:30am to go to college
>in class until noon
>take two hour bus ride back home
>work until 9:30pm
>go to bed as soon as i get home
t-this is the life fellas...
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>>39556355
How long do you think you can keep this up? And what will you do when you can't? Seems like it's just a matter of time til you wear yourself down and compromise your immune system and get sick.
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god bless you anon, it'll all be worth it eventually!
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Why even bother with this nonense?
As if the pathetic margin by which your life is enhanced if you work worth it.

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daily reminder if desire to have sex with a women that wear make up you are brainwashed
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Before looks better and before also has makeup
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>he thinks qt antifa girls don't have infinite more social power then them nomatter how well he develops his autistic arguments

she looks amazing and probably is going to get a degree and get married and the whole 9 yards after her "activistphase" in her life.

I hate human beings so fucking much.
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And just so you know, in a feminist society where competition is removed, male sexual competition is still alive and well.

this is their dream a hell for you and a paradise for them.

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Check it, if the freak on the right can get the girl, why can't you?

I'll admit there are horrible women out there, just like there are horrible guys, but there are plenty of strong, confident women whose want nothing more than to settle down with a man and spend the rest of their lives together in matrimonial bliss.

Stop going for the unobtainable 10/10 sluts or "thots," or whatever and you'll be fine.
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>>39556341
He seems like a cool guy with confidence desu
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>>39556913
He's also ugly as sin and a 3/10 at best.

Look at that hair. That shitty facial hair. Bad skin, etc.
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>>39556994
i fail to understand how anyone could think the quality of his facial hair and skin are bad

his hair is cool too

post a pic of yourself and we can rate you

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>see faggot thread
>womanwilly starts ovulating and lubricating itself with pure noradrenaline, basically sending me into primal rage
What do r9k?
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>>39556332
>>see faggot thread
>>womanwilly starts ovulating and lubricating itself with pure noradrenaline, basically sending me into primal rage
>What do r9k?
Dumb sissy anime boi.
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>>39556346
please never stop posting
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>>39556332
wish i could see this post :/

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if i kill myself my crazy mom will probably kill herself too
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yeah more than likely
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>>39556318
Go out together <3
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>>39556318
So it's like a 2 for one deal? How could one resist such great savings?

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Daily reminder that you're not in prison and have the freedom and potential to do whatever your heart desires!
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Sometimes mental prison is worse.
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>>39556298
>freedom and potential to do whatever
I'm suffering from an incurable crippling autoimmune disease you fucking cunt.
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I live in a metaphorical prison.

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jew tits. they're the best.
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>>39556293
You make a reasonable argument, however I remain unconvinced. Perhaps if you were to elaborate further on the subject...
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>>39556312
convinced about the jew tit conundrum yet?
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>jew anything
Needs to be physically removed in all forms

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>Be me, 20
>Be virgin NEET with one A Level
>Get GF
>Get job
>Feel like life is finally working
>Meet balding Algerian man on twitter
>Start homosexual long-distance affair with him
>Accidentally show our texts to GF
>She leaves and gets a new BF
>Have nervous breakdown
>Lose job
Should I carry on? I didn't even want this fucking affair /r9k/ he fucking pressured me into it and now I feel like a total fucking fuckhead because I've lost fucking everything and it's my own fucking fault.
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>>39556286
if it was some shitty part time job you'd easily get a new one
and go to a gay nightclub on the weekends if you want dick
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>>39556286
>>Get GF
Get out
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>be at university
>easy 10/10 qt takes same classes as me
>we bump into each other because scheduling
>she starts talking to me about model building (like airfix stuff)
>she talks about vidya a lot
>she talks about MtG because I usually played that at the time and she noticed
>touches her hair a lot
>talks about upcoming costume party
>"I'm going as Leia, you should probably come too"
>"Nah, I don't have any costumes"

10 years later... FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU-

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>8th grade
>Dad was an electrical contractor
>made $350k annually
>tell my mom I was going to go to trade school to become like my dad, even if I have to work as much as he does
>"No honey, you're too smart for that. You should become a journalist or something, my little writer :)"
>11 years later
>NEET
Why do parents have to do this? Give their children false hope? I fucked up hard.
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My humble opinon.

Goo and prickles, your dad was prickels so your mom wanted to make you goo.

Women are never content with men.
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It's because your mother is snob cunt who looks down upon blue collar workers and only stayed with your old man because he worked smart enough to make a good business out of his trade.

Protip: You're probably not as smart as you think. You and your mother probably think you're some of the smartest people on the planet, except you'd both be dead if you had build your own home, fix your electricity, or anything else that you smug faggots take for granted.


PS. Plumbers have saved more lives than Doctors.
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>>39556281
>this is what boomers believe
haha

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IS CHEWING GUM THE ONLY HOPE FOR CHINLETS?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3183266/I-chewed-gum-seven-hours-day-need-operation-fix-jaw.html

This woman chewed gum for 7 hours a day and changed her jaw so much that she now requires surgery. Is this proof that chewing gum does indeed impact your jaw and may serve as a remedy to chinlet-itis?
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chewing too much gum can also fuck with your teeth, look up teeth-flexing
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>>39556465
This. Also it's bad for your digestive track (not eating even just chewing).

Just do jaw clenchs
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>>39556263
There is literally no hope for chinlets besides surgery.

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any other robos head feel numb while drinking. like the back of my skull feels so numb.
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It happens to me sometimes. Usually when I'm sad,
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around 4-5 bottles of vodka every week.
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opposite. feel like the only time im alive is while drunk

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