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Nigga what the fuck is your faggot ass doing here then?
What did that look like?

>>37625945
stfu normie faggot

>>37625955
>>37625988
I can't hear yoooooouuuuuuuuuuuuu

Surely you don't kiss your mom's husband with that mouth?https://www.google.com/recaptcha/api/image?c=03AOPBWq9k7bfIWzare7jSQt54IjoDaPenP3ne2iryRb8ML6Y4ofT38a_bXUDItuCwFhWPRzmdrKM_s-kPAKBZujoZsEriVJzmeDFtnmclRxtVfx_HG1BZBYtoMJ4s0DL_E07R2XNv82_hx5WeCIWPHAdgpzaKosmkUyj4ZRLThE0bcYYf4AXaNLQ2k6fFJeebjNPcNhLLIs0WrZnPjDGSCc26S-A5BXHCYA&th=,UaBXoIGwVcNu6cGw7Ya2n5uUphfYqx3wAAAAVKAAAACPawOa6oaUlFNeBWxjyNkD08D6-E10ouk4i9i7gijbVQX1dPN4-FWCoFzLkdpOZmFkNJN_Zfor_SMi-Ffw7pAoEYqIfKGWSu81Bj4zKqejEjoRcUE5LjOY_QDA2p0tcaCC-TncNWTbBc6Jub-UYURAhNYGl57FGwbhHGIkfi1UsAyzeARNDIl-kQXIhMXvjj3SaMC6M3LziFgNkTkXo3udlJDA3IJwV4QZqgNY6sMKr7UasZc_TglzFt6t5V1MiSZdM0FaOLuLK8TxmX2aBP3MoRLfV55bq0ij4qf6Zzesg1wfgJugiWPQk-rbWWbciShFh1AtsGUc0wxvdwFuppyZvXOUK9g0kNSO-vgzBIMUD5clMAWLHFMNrfFKVJ7kHGJMj6iG7E0A_fOROu0TZ8vNz6h5rCJRtu0CNgszjapyUXyk7H6NdL2FoPlF9pTUAkPkuKDlY3Mtwrt_HEXUswzw5opKLpu4UoNz05E6G8DYilDu1xGFYGax2dg6A1c7SeWUaI9JkWMzo6PEPXoFVHdsmnH0mF3bH2HNHHPvV86oMiRJEuMWnwMJxhNPCIbbWDOaEEu0zGj6oyVaFY9ybHQbZzaMDQYIhQ9yB2o4IU6L_sTPQ0CaPf1mCB0-eUTPv-qb-pHy61oQ4KEEyRGf4bbPxFgfCL17G_oJU3Td0b5ZpJkSB3d6bhaYlF3Cca48_Nm6usQVK1voDkDiLcXN2158XDgz1J6ptOMuCD4le00z2xgmmjJFGcskay3bzkpVauTfn4kg2P2ZgFx-LmGIlYHeFE5yOIpyi1QXuq4rs0G65bR_XZAmcy8ayeXxwlwLQQgqNuRfjpB2a0sB82ySqsQ6ldJHM15jC4hBLioGI6cnmLxQd4E4FbwAG50vZdHgkcrzdE6cq5Eemu5rClZRWvgHFUL4GTE71FAXTRmfGvy05HSPdYGWg2yabyMZjAfD2JryeLhCW4jZDS9b62NyvOqr9F9X8AXzyRXKokq3swIRRRe3rWvBfp5yREHrRdIgwTbe9OBYdAP92K1MFSA9qeWT6s-SUf9ABuZkESMgfKAKGtM5AYC6chJfjGt5f8tAiDW-uyCcst8OkBi5DcPf2MEiSB-U77WPrbVwUV9N7OHxVKuWzOfIfR-EtVYOpVMvsfbHrAyRa01bbngxisveW2GRqLhXnc3eEmf23aXTsj1Vqb2l2RJdEmr261F2ItTIGz_c37pbm0le1c_MeDztWA

Laughable and somewhat insulting that you think you're going to 'train' yourself into a mental illness/personality disorder.

It will be transparent, you won't fool anyone.

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>tfw when psychopath but not intelligent or atractive

>>37625887
You can't become a psychopath unless you like killing small animals my senpai. Otherwise you are just a manly man who doesn't feel any girly emotions.

1) About 1200-1500.

2) Technically yes, but I don't look it. I'm 5'10 184 lbs. I've been losing weight though and doing really well at it.

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I don't keep track but I barely eat, I'm not overweight I'm skelly

it feels like i eat a lot but im never more than 145lbs

Talking with random strangers is easier than it looks.

It wont get better.

Origil

dont waste your time with a girl who only wants you for your Big Dick

what's gonna make you happiest, anon friend?

>>37625641
Pizza topped with orange chicken

>>37625618
Neither.
Go to the grocer and pay less money for more food. Way better than overpaying some gross restaurant jew just because you're a lazy fucking nigger who can't cook.

>>37625542
i don't want to be a murderer! can't i marry 4 instead?

Kill 1 2 4
Fuck 3 5 7
Marry 6

Fuck 3, 5 and six, to get more colours to my fucking rainbow and cuz they look the best. Mary 2 cuz she looks cute and lovely. Kill the others cuz idc

Good, I hope it does. This place is full of normalfags but I can't stop browsing.

I'd be disappointed to lose /out/ and /trv/ and a couple other boards, but I don't think my life would be too affected.

I've spent a lot of time here over the last eight or nine years, but I'm starting to move past 4chan.

/b/ and /r9k/ and /int/ and all of the big, entertaining boards have just become too repetitive. Trolling and memes and the constant flame-y bullshit was fun for a long time, but I think it's all lost most of its entertainment value.

You can only read the same shit about 'normies' and 'roasties' and 'Jews' and 'goys' and 'Americucks' so many times before it becomes redundant and not worthwhile.

>>37625511
>4chan dies
there goes something ever happening between my oneitus and I
if it's gods will who am I to go against it.

She was the worst on the HWNDU streams
I just wanted her to go away and let Jackie and Fanny Paki take over the show

She seems like the kind of girl who'd get bored with you on a date before you even manage to say anything to her.

She isn't thicclol

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>>37625478
You're a fucking legend OP.

I cried during almost every exam during my last year of high school because of my shitty anxiety. Chad used to bully me because of this, until I punched him in front of his gf. I became much more hated after this.

>>37625478
OP....
Well then. I remember accurately labeling and decorating my paper on photosynthesis, obviously the old stacy teacher forcibly grabbed my hand and then erased everything. All of my hard work paper. I was literally bawling my eyes out. After that she was fired, I think because she did some other shit to another student. Everybody then bullied me afterwards.

>>37625999
>hated for standing up to brad
Normies are such assholes

>>37625466
A place for social rejects and manchildren to talk about their opinions and interests

>>37625489
Oh. Seems like some sort of hate site.
Would be cool to just come here for advice and comfort for our shit lives rather than post atrocious shit. Sounds ideal for social outcasts to lift each other up rather than kick eachother down.

>>37625466
At this point? Shitposting. Just like all the other boards.

Being a jobless loser means your opinion and entire life doesn't matter though. No one will give a shit if you die and everyone sees you as a worthless leech.

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>>37625492
Honestly the same generally applies if you're just another replaceable part to keep some large machine working. Nobody is going to give a shit when you die. The most you've done is make someone a tiny fraction more of their money. I want to fucking die, I like being able to buy my own shit, but I miss not working.
I cheer on anyone who has the means to comfortably stay NEET

>>37625459
>my time isn't worth anything to anybody
>"t-t-their're slaves!"

a lot of unemployed people are millionaires. my trump card is that i have a fulfilling life and i'm not obsessing over how i compare to anyone on arbitrary qualities.

>>37625411
>I have my masters in mechanical engineering and realized how bullshit the system was

Alright now leave your education part of your resume blank and never mention you went to college ever. If you have a job your opinion is void

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>>37625434
Keep making excuses for the shit system dumbass, you know I'm right

>>37625411
>Glorified tradie
>Telling people college is bullshit
lol get a real degree like math or philosophy

>>37625395
Yeah. When I was around 15 my math teacher asked me the same thing.

A couple of months ago when me and my buddy was out drinking this one cunt told me I'm a very depressing person and that I'll be struggling with depression. I just said "What kind of person says that to somebody?" and he left shortly after.

>>37625395
i was the same in school except the teachers never said anything so take that for what its worth

>>37625395
>have some people called you depressed unironically?
School psychologist called me once for "the talk" back in middle school
I was legit depressed
She wanted to help me, to make it easier for me by giving me excuses to not go to classes if Im too depressed, but I asked her not to because its my responsibility and not schools

Shithead still called my father, he searched my jacket and found the antidepressants and kicked me outof the house

Never trust psychologists guys they are all fags and stacies with a saviour syndrome

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>>37625362
Of course not

Just ask to take things slow

>>37625362
>there is fluoride in my water
kek'd

>>37625362
Yeah. Make sure you send the information to her in the mail beforehand.

Make sure you have a business card put in it. It'll have a v on one side and "you are about to take my v card ;)" on the other

desu I'm so embarrassed over my tiny dick I'd probably only ever try to eat them out and finger them.

>>37625323
If you're scared of eating pussy you're probably going after gross women or are maybe a little gay/bisexual.

>>37625323
I plan one using a wand vibrator, eating, fingering, playing with her body etc during sex so I mean why not