you wake up in Metallica singer's body right here performing in front of 1.6 million people
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjjCp_QU5Qk
what do?
Say "Yeah".
>>35093986
I would an hero from heart attack
>tfw I tell Quintus to free my men and that Senator Gracchus is to be reinstated
>>35093832
You did good OP, I'm proud of you
>>35093832
Kep up the good work anon
>>35093832
>Tfw you didnt exist
Nice try
I'm currently accepting girlfriend applications. Must be born female and likes anime.
>>35093746
I was born both male and female
I don't watch anime
>>35093746
>Must be born female and anime.
ftfy
>>35093759
>I was born both male and female
okay that may be passable so long as you're like 95% female
>the wonderful scent of a fembot
>>35093718
>house sitting a friend's house
>whenever I'm there I masturbate with her underwear
it's hotter than it looks in your japanese animes senpais
>tfw no panty sniffing bf
>be me at work
>have crush on qt petite asian grill coworker
>one day notice her dirty work clothes hanging up in the break room
>seize the opportunity to sniff clothing
>it stinks like nasty BO, like a mouldy month old sock
>don't really have crush on her anymore
>be a 9/10 bulgarian
>no gf
>all bulgarian woman are stuck up whores
ree and all that
Is that a picture of a 9/10 Bulgarian? Shit I gotta move to Bulgaria - I'd be an 11/10.
stanley's philtrum is longer than his chin
rip stanley
>>35093788
>moving to gypsyland
Is it even worth the try?
How can reddit be bad if they have an anime girl mascot?
As an actual reddit poster I am disgusted that you misogynists would ever "animefy" our beloved reddit symbol.
We don't need your visions of cute anime girls that you lonely virgins seem to force on everything.
Anime girls aren't cute. Not funny.
Get over it.
>>35093667
> Quotes Reddit anime logo.
> Doesn't out a picture of bot-chan.
>tfw you'll never take part in a grand adventure in some far away land where magic exists
>tfw you'll never explore forgotten lands and ancient dungeons with some close friends
>tfw your world won't have a foundation built on a sacred Religion
>tfw you'll never uncover ancient scripts written by those who existed millions of years ago
>tfw you'll never have the text translated by the Religion and have it bring about the Apocalypse
>tfw you'll never uncover the truth that the world exists in an endless cycle of destruction and you bring it about every cycle
>tfw you'll never witness the end of all things time and time again
>>35093599
>>>/tg/
Thank me later.
Isn't this the script for that skyrim mod? Really good, better than anything fuckin Bethesda could do.
>>35094039
>Isn't this the script for that skyrim mod?
Is it?
What is the most autistic thing you have done or otherwise witnessed?
This thread TOMATOA GET OUT
>>35093570
>not posting the video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93lrosBEW-Q
>>35093780
I really like seeing Jemaine pop up as characters every now and then
i am clean for months now and i dreamed of drinking Pepsi
wtf is wrong with me
>>35093554
>Pepsi
Diet Coke master race
>>35093567
>Diet Coke
Jizz master race
>skin looks good enough in mirror
>skin looks shit in camera
Is it the lighting? How bad do I really look? I have acne marks which are leftover to fade.
>>35093491
drink more water, stop fapping, stop using shitty creams that do more harm than good, also a good tip i learned: after a shower dont dry rub with a towel, it kills skins, just pad your body/face and let it air dry
>>35093965
>fapping
Ayo hol up
>>35094435
Different person.
Fapping regularly gave me spots and now I make it go off once every 3 days and I have none on my face. I used to think it was coincidence but I've tried fapping marathons and they bring it all back. It must depend on the person
Hi. I have a huge issue. So I have been talking to a guy online for nearly a year and he moved near me and we met and he's amazing, I really like him. He's just very big... like I'm "thicc" myself, not very small but he's obese and I'm worried about being judged by my parents and people and the looks we'll get. I'm not sure how much he weighs... probably close to 400 pounds. I do find him attractive but I'm worried about the opinions of others. I don't want people to be like why's that girl with that fat guy? I'm only 20 and I'm not ugly but people are very superficial here, especially the young... what do I do?
Maybe this isn't even an issue but I have social anxiety and hate feeling like there's eyes on me and I hate being judged
>>35093227
>>>/adv/, your thread belongs here.
PEWZE MOOOOOOOOOOODS
>>35093227
Another female here.
I weigh 98 pounds and my boyfriend weighs 196, so there is quite a difference between the two of us as well. I was worried I would be judged, but to be honest that judging is nothing compared to the love that we have. If you truly like him, go for it. Don't let other people get in the way.
The only problem I've had in our 4 years is that he eats way more than me. Sometimes I wish he could tone it down just a little bit, but what can you do I guess?
Fag type tier list, go!
>>35093099
Penis.
Originally this post was shorter.
have a little courage my friend
>>35093126
Did you say BEnnnnis ?
If energy can be neither created or destroyed does that mean my consciousness has existed forever and will exist forever?
>>35093057
No
Now get the fuck out and enjoy your life
>>35093057
No, because no-one can definitively state what consciousness is. Therefore, even though all the components that make up you have existed for a while, it's not automatically correct to say that you have been and will be eternal.
There isn't even hypothetically anything that could make me happy anymore. I have no chance.
>>35093022
>I cry everytiem because I'm not happy
Kill yourself.
>>35093044
I want to. Your point?
>>35093022
Probably kill yourself.
In all honesty if the hypothetical scenario of finally genociding all non-whites and Jews in giant gas chamber furnaces from the face of planet Earth and turning the entirety of Earth into an Aryan whites only Utopia under a natural hierarchical government that cultivates the ingenuity, brilliance and intelligence that is the white man's mind so we can finally start dreaming about sending humanity (real humanity - whites) to the stars and cosmos and beyond and finally reach the new frontier and the next step in human experience and evolution is a good hypothetical scenario, then yeah, you should probably kill yourself
>tfw look like a complete ugly retard in some photos but in others it doesn't seem that way
Is therr an objective camera that can show how you appear to others because i am sick and tired of not being able to know for sure what or what isnt wrong with me
Just
>>35092875
Lighting makes a lot of difference to cameras. Most non-specialty lights have a CRI of less than 100, which is the ideal measurment. Anything other than 100 will either make you look pale, or oddly colored in some other way.
You'll notice that many women take photos in low-light areas with the flash on, because then they can blame the pale skin, etc on low light.
If you stare into the camera with an unnatural facial expression like a forced smile, of course you're gonna look bad on it. Try setting up the camera to take pictures of your face at random while you do other things. It will catch your face's natural expressions. You may even like how it looks.
>>35093245
Thanks. I saw myself in pictures made by others while i was not aware and the main factor is head tilt/position. If the camera catches me from a profile view my head looks bulbuous with rough features. I dont look that bad when facing the camera but yeah, really makes me think..