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>>34859733
>So, what causes Gender Dysphoria?
browing /r9k/ did it for me, what about you guys

Tumblr
>being exposed to the idea at a young age, either through accepting it and almost pushing it on people (tumblr)
>being coddled and told that it's okay to be a tranny through means that would put ISIS recruitment of young outcast virgin males to shame


4chan
>crossdressing too much for older men online
>being bombarded by "kys uggo tranny mentally ill freak" and the complete polar opposite of "omg please be my wife let me fill your cute boipucci let me make you the cutest girl in the world" at the same time


I was going to put a lot of effort into this post but I'm out of steam already.

The fastest way to spot a tumblr tranny is by calling them a tranny and watching them get turbo triggered over it and start calling you a bigot fascist piece of shit who should be murdered
The fastest way to spot a 4chan tranny is by calling them an ugly hon mentally ill degenerate and watching them immediately try deflect it by saying how sexy they are and that you actually just want to fuck them or that you're just a projecting closet tranny

desu everyone in this world should be gassed

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watching shows with strong female protagonists
playing as a girl in video games
seeing all the big cocks in porn
being patted on the ass by my bros after a strong football move
posting anonymously on the internet and being unsure of the gender of other posters
sticking dildos into my ass
sucking gigantic penises through gloryholes whilst surrounded by grafitti keeping tally under the title "slut princess loves this many cocks:"
eating colorful cereal like lucky charms
seeing a smug anime girl to the left of posts

>even literal retards are getting blacked
It's over, us white men just can't win over any demographic of women.

>>34859731
Haha, holy fuck. It's so obvious that the only purpose retards serve is for entertainment. People who love to keep them alive and have them play dress up are in denial about themselves.

I actually saw a downey IRL at a grocery store, they're more frightening IRL than in pics. They seem to be built like fucking linebackers but look like potatoes

>>34859705
I'd love that shit. Maybe not so much the cocaine but the a e s t h e t i c of the place is fucking unparalleled.

>>34859736
> the a e s t h e t i c of the place is fucking unparalleled.

You can thank the cocaine industry for that

>>34859705
why would you want to live in miami

>>34859694
Fucking chad man, how can we even compete???

>Chad gets his own country
>Chad gets his own C.A.R.

>>34859719

>Chad gets his own Niger

I'm alright. Just trying to make some friends on the omegle chat.

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>>34859674
My lecturer is going to bollock me in about half an hour. I'm not looking forward to it.

I've given myself the last week or so off school.
Just entirely stopped going or doing any work. Been waisting my days on the couch. Drinking on and off, but that's not really enjoyable enough to justify the hangover.
Just about fed up with my vidya.
Might switch to movies tomorrow. Anybody got some recommendations?

Eh, Valentines Day isn't really the time to be sad you're alone, at least as a dude. Don't have to put a production forward for her to evaluate you on, same as most holidays. Pretty much the only holiday where it's bad to be single is your own birthday.

>>34859751
>stops feeling bad about Valentine's Day now that I know an even worse day to look forward to

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Imagine being so shallow that not having a gf is the reason you pull the trigger.
t. contemplating suicide on valentine's day

op r u me
B)

find some bugs in your house to eat

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ate about 600 calories and thrown down probably about that amount or a bit more in beer

all dem plugs for weed dun got arrested in my area and my appetite is absolutely shit without cannabis

don't weigh but a buck twenty here

>>34859613
??

gay post op you should be ashamed

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>open up radiohead

You liked her all along, dont lie to us or yourself to make your commitment to the situation seem out of your control.

>>34859611
uhh, uhh, y-you too, uhh... t-thanks

The only correct answer to this question is "You".

>>34859621
I'm not alpha or attractive enough to say that with a straight face and not get slapped or ran away from.

>*Saturday

Are you cut op?
Originally original

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This thread is to be deleted

Remember 69 brazillion

This unironically made me warm and fuzzy. Waifu love is most pure and unconditional.

>>34859594
Rei is the best girl

your waifu isn't real
oregano

>>34859586
Cus there's always men who have abysmally low standards that will accept these entitled whores who don't have to lift a finger to get what they want.

>>34859616
fpbp

A flabby girl can get a ripped guy because there aren't enough women to go around. Young males outnumber young females by nearly 7%.

Why don't malebots make millions? They'd look cuter if they're rich.

>>34859502
You're only questioning your sexuality because men are readily available and lonely on the most robot of holidays today.
Men are no different than women in that they have needs, too.
If you're not willing to make sacrifices in your life to work for your gay relationship, which will probably destroy what few ounces of respect you have in your community, then just fap and go to sleep.

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>>34859502
Shut up you fucking gaylord, this is now a /gaybashing/ thread. I pushed over some twink and than ran off a few days ago at the gym, the fag deserved it

>>34859502
The problem with questioning your sexuality is that it overcomplicates everything.

Don't think, just do. Want a woman? Fuck a woman. Want a man? Fuck a man. It really is that simple. Don't want to settle down? Don't settle down.

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>>34859491
helo i bonk donk ppl in bideo gems :D

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>>34859507

helo dis is pepe

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pew pew pew orgoniol

>>34859479
Fucking kek.

That's the inherent risk you take when you make suicide jokes. At some point someone might ask "yo dude you okay?"

Fortunately more and more people are like "bitch same"

>>34859479
>Fuck you r9k
no fuck you, kid, for bragging about being "omg so suicidal" because you wanted a dark and mysterious badge of honor to accentuate your completely inane personality
just keep saying it until someone finally calls the cops on you, bet that'd scare you out of your jammies

ITT: Faggot OP edgy enough to tell people to kill themselves in real life, someone actually does, OP goes to /r9k/ to blame it for making him an edgy faggot.