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>>38862324
Its more likely that the army is just so big that you hear a lot of people are in it

If anything the air force is for robots

>>38862433
I should've gone Air Force first time around but their recruiting standards are a bit higher than the Army's. Robots aren't known for being the most qualified of the bunch.

>>38862324
>want marine corps training and discipline
>want army deployment and duty
>want air force luxury and pay
>fuck the navy

I want to be a 68w or something medical. Which branch should i join?

watch this

(I'm pointing at my dick)

>>38862313
The force of the kinetic energy against his face upon hitting the ground instantly broke his skull and send fragments into his brain killing him.

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>>38862437
The sound effect alone is enough to kill me

>>38862249
if hitler were still alive, he would wish you only to die, you disgusting gay. leave my board before we all catch your sick disease you twisted subhuman degenerate

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>>38862249
>Post here your LGBT x /pol/ memes and pics.
You can meet Schlomo in the "shower", fag.

>>38862299
Why so much hate?

>implying there are muslim females on the internet outside of snapchat

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>mfw you get stoned for touching a pig

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>>38862258
>females of any race don't exist on the internet
Pssh I'm talking to one from 4chan right now

>>38862215
If you still have any faith in humanity at all, you're about to lose it.

>>38862215
get ready to quit in a month

>>38862215
Don't stress about what people think about you, if that's the sorta person you are. I cannot remember a single grocery cashier I've ever seen in my entire life except the one that coughed blood all over my groceries.

>>38862185
She didn't care

I honestly don't understand cheating.
But marriage and gfs are alien too so reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>38862185
Your fault for falling for the 3DPD meme, friend. Now that you know better it's time to retreat from society and become a perma-shut in

say you're a copitc orthodox christian. nobody knows shit about it, so they can't refute you

>>38862155
"I don't follow a religious doctrine"
>Oh are you atheist?
"I don't think there is a god or afterlife but I'm not against spirituality or people using religion to make themselves better."

That's what I tell most. That said I have 0 baggage with religion so I have no passion if some thinks it's real or is bothered I don't. My 30+ NEET friend is basket case that can't stay clam in the room if someone else mentions god. People like him are why atheism has such a bad rap, they just shit all over people because of personal issues they never work out with others.

Nice job, guys.
You've unironically created the environment I feel safest in.

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Being a background character. Someone to pass over. Never really of any importance sometimes an annoyance or just some tag along in the daily doldrums of others.
Sometime's it's a heaven and other times its an abstract kind of hell.

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There is no way i'm mentally healthy, i don't believe it's possible to live so long without even connecting or relating to others.
I learned to fake the feelings i don't have, i do it pretty well, and that will be the end of me.

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I'm going to get diagnosed as a schizoid so this maybe be different from other interpretations

But I have no qualms with being lonely, in fact, I find it as a comforting blanket of calm and meditating thoughts. I never really open up my mouth (don't know how I have friends but people told me its my 'eccentric' personality) and I find the long solitudinous silence of my mouth shut and emitting a soundless whisper; makes my body feel an aurora of ecstasy.

Every-time I see someone dealing with loneliness on this board or in real life. They struggle with the pessimistic thought of it being integral to the human condition. I can see how it can damage people because they don't accept it; we're social creatures. Yet, I often feel like a defect from the orthodoxy because I find comfort, imbibed in loneliness while others are petrified by the thoughts of their own lonesome thinking.

heres a cute girl to help with the pessimism

>>38862113
because he's a shit composer

what does /g/ think of this?

Tried it, but it was too heavy for my weak PC. Switched to Firefox shortly after.

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>implying that we're not the school shooter

>>38862135
I noticed that I act more like the shooter than the hero that I imagined nowadays

Same with powers
>When you were a kid you wanted powers to save people
>Now you would probably use it to kill your enemies or for self gain

>>38862214
this is so me, i'm seriously the evil kid from chronicle

>>38862065
Your anus.

I'll take it, and I'm not into asking politely.

>>38862065
>friends

lets not get ahead of ourselves now

Sometimes I hug my best friend for a long time just to make things awkward so I can laugh about the awkwardness

>>38862056
pick up qt cheetah and scratch behind ears of course

>>38862056
We fuckin or what

>>38862056
>hearing hallucinations

what are you? a christian?

It takes a while sometimes. Last time I lost someone close to me, I was numb at first, then I felt normal for a while. A few days later it hit me like a train.

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>>38862053
my grandma died like 3 years ago and now i have over 300k in the bank and my parents are letting me NEET it out until i go to university next year. i didn't cry when my grandma died, but i was upset.

>>38862053
I didn't really cry till the funeral when my grandma died. You're probably experiencing some form of shock. Seeing the actual body usually snaps you out of it.

>>38862040
It happens online for me tbqh.
It's usually whenever I'm playing vidya, though, and by people whose voices are the kinds where you can hear their chins.

I have a lazy eye. I am on the autistic spectrum. I am alternately known as the crazy/retarded guy at work. Who gives a shit. Drink about it.

>>38862040
>not retarded
>people constantly ask me why I'm always smiling
apparently I have the retard smile

Thanks for this OP. Long live the victory of peoples' war

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>>38861986
bump for the memmmmme

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Sieze the memes