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Why aren't you participating in the true robot hobby of metal detecting?
>tfw combing the beach picking up Chad/Stacy's lost wedding rings and later selling them to the pawnshop for hundred of dollars
>tfw finding gold dubloons and pirate treasure
>tfw finding wonders of ages long past
Shit you not the captcha was select the jewelry
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>>38322748
>selling them to the pawnshop for hundred of dollars
Are you retarded? You'd rather get ripped off by some kike than collect them and melt them down?
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I have a job interview at 12:15 robots, how should I handle it?
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"Great job, Champ. Now all you've got to do is show up, speak with the manager, look him in the eye, and give him a firm handshake. It's as simple as that."
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Just act professional anon. It might be weird at first but the longer the interview goes the more comfortable you'll get.
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>>38322739
If you're asking over here you're probably already fucked my man
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MESMERIZED THE SIMPLE MINDED
PROPAGANDA LEAVE US BLINDED
I'M JUST SITTING IN MY CAR AND
WAITING FOR MY
GIRRRRRRRRRRL
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>tfw I'm twink top and love bottom muscle steroid monsters
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gays who look like that tend to only be into other guys who look the same sadly.
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R9k telegram thread! 2017-07-12 03:15:40 Post No.38322545
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For those who missed it ages ago,
The great r9k telegram thead is back.
https://t.me/joinchat/B6e48z9rzoWxHlhpFp4RsQ
>What?
Long story short, telegram is a open source messagging app that only cares about the security of the users. Everything is encrypted. For autist, it's basically a better version of WhatsApp.
>Why?
Steam thread sucks
I've seen a good number of 4chin realted groups there with a fuckton of members, it's more than worth a shot.
>How do i install telegram?
It's on Android, IOs, mac, win, Linux, your toaster, telegram runs anywhere.
If you have troubles installing the app, use fucking www.google.com
>Muh phone number?
Yes, you have to put your phone number to make an account.
Noone can see it anyway, you're safe baka.
>Where's the group?
Click HERE
https://t.me/joinchat/B6e48z9rzoWxHlhpFp4RsQ
//It's pretty active, few members, comfty place.
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very good chat i like
bump
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Pretty sure telegram isn't open source. Still better than whatsapp tho.
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>>38322681
Yes
>>38322743
The client is opensource, so no spyware, i guess.
The servers are closed source wich is kinda gay and pointless but eh, better than nothing
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So? Why do you wanna work for our company? What makes you wanna work here?
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I need money and a job at your company would provide that.
Seriously though why is this not an acceptable answer? Does anyone want to work at any place other than Google because of any other reason than needing a job to live on?
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>>38494939
i wanna kill myself and later tonight im gonna jerk off to the mental image of seeing your smiling face
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>>38494963
"Oh, uh.... I see... so you're not a team player then?"
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Great story, why not put it on your Facebook?
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monthly remainder that this is your future gf. who knows what other nasty things she did with her ex bf. just let that sink in
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>>38494910
lololololoololololo who cares you obv some beta male who is insecure of their gfs past knowing she has had more sexual experiences than u, once you become 25+ pretty much every girl you date is gonna once had a dick in her mouth or pus, get over it
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>>38494910
>this is your future gf
if only but she'd rather tongue Chad's anus than put her lips on mine
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>>38494910
hehe, jokes on you faggot, my gf is pure and we're w-waiting until our w-wedding night...
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>>38322460
Unoriginal as fuck.
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This guy has had multiple wives and has father a child. He is also rich from streaming games online.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-a8s7RqPGy4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7b0hlUcPatg
This man is multiple times more successful than you. He has passed on his genes and has had many partners. He has fans and a following.
What does that make you feel like /r9k/?
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>>38494901
More successful but probably just as depressed.
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>>38494901
He deserves nothing that he has
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And yet he looks more depressed and burned out than probably most of us
Why didn't my parents raise me better if they didn't want me to be a failure? It's their fault, not mine. They're literally crying over spilled milk. You should confront your parents with this argument when they try to start shit with you. Works every time.
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There's a difference between raising someone decently, and the child being an ungrateful little shit and not taking anything in which the parents taught you.
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>>38323365
what if your parents dont teach you a thing and instead shelter you and kind of expect you to grow into a functional adult all on your own
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>>38322357
>two days ago
>overhear mom and Chad brother talking about me
>mom blames herself for me being a loser
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If you post porn on boards that aren't meant for it you're just proving to everyone you're a faggot brainlet monkey who wants to jerk off with other dudes.
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>>38322332
Stupid figgernaggot kys yourself
Anonymous
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How old is too old to be a virgin?
I'm a 20 year old kissless virgin. Is it time to end it?
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30
t. 30 khv
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>>38322353
I don't think I can do it in 10 years.
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>>38322327
You are never to old. Look at Newton or Tesla.
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"Anon, set up a clothing line in your backyard so you can hang dry your clothes and save money on your electric bill!"
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But in live in an apartment. What do I do now?
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>>38322479
balcony obviously, plus it dries faster because its much more windier higher up.
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>>38322326
*white trash and black neighbors steal clothes when I'm not paying attention*
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I WANT A TRAP GF (BF) AND I WANT IT NOW
I WANT IT NOW
NOW
NOW
NOW
NOW
NOW
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What makes you think you deserve a qt trap gf
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Anon, why did you screencap my post?
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>>38494905
What makes you think I think I deserve a qt trap gf
>>38494933
Because you're a funny guy