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At a friends house and we just redeemed our good boy points for chicken tendies. We both got two, he got ranch and I got ketchup. My friend feels sick so I get to eat his two chicken tendies so I get 4 chicken tendies for the price of two. I think I might be happy, Robots.
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>>35012367
>At a friends house
underage m3m3lord spotted
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hello, am 7 year old boy from nigeria, am make story about this "chicken tendie" many keep talk about
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Cause the players gonna play, play, play, play, play
And the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate
Baby, I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake
I shake it off, I shake it off
Heartbreakers gonna break, break, break, break, break
And the fakers gonna fake, fake, fake, fake, fake
Baby, I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake
I shake it off, I shake it off
I, I shake it off, I shake it off
I, I shake it off, I shake it off
Come on Robots, shake it off. It's time we decided to be happy.
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Okay... Taylor Swift? Why?
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Walk away, into the dark
Come my way, terror
I am the evil within each soul
I take the spirits of those I kill
Murdered
Decomposition, The body rots
Rotting, rotting body parts
I killed the first
To experiment
I don't want to hurt you
I just want to kill you
Torture, I start to cut
Carving, blood slowly clots
Horrors, mutilations
Homicidal experimentation
I set the dead on fire
To decay in flame
Homicidal desire
More are marked for murder
More victims to capture
Butchered
Bodies hang dead
Drained of all their blood
Pieces sewn on backwards
Neck with no heads
Mutilated, dead
Homicidal desire
More are marked for murder
More victims to butcher
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>>35012347
Listen to the words. You just have to shake it off, shake it off. That easy.
Also because she's quickly becoming my guilty pleasure.
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why r women so stupid
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>>35012246
They exist solely for breeding
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They learn socialization differently from men. Male socialization involves discovering laws and complex rules of warfare. Female interaction and socialization is about small group exclusivity. This serves them very well in bullshit jobs and in becoming mother's, but terribly in terms of living a happy satisfactory life. It teaches them that the most important things are small group peer status and mutual cooperation around a high status leader. Invariably this leads women to difficulty thinking critically and not being materliastic whores.
Tldr, the school system caused this
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the rise and the fall of a normie normal nurmal normen normamente wanna-be(-chad) 2017-02-20 08:17:23 Post No.35012232
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the rise and the fall of a normie normal nurmal normen normamente wanna-be(-chad)
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So I live in this shared house
this guy who's like 35 manages it but don't own
he's out of the towny now
I was strictly told "no parties" by the landlord
this guy who I think evolved from loser-normie-zero-social-status a.k.a. sadnest to "Wassup NORMIE?!"
he keeps having parties (I live in a college town) and I just have to wonder if his liberal arts are going to suffer once he gets kicked out and has nowhere to liv
but last night, I was using the shared kitchen to prepare my ~NOODLES~ and Alfa Giganta was having a get-together
(I'm sure this is against the rules)
so this ugly bitch comes over 2 me and is talking in a retarded loop, she keeps saying the same thing every 3 sentences
"How do you know _; the birthday boy"
"I don't, I live here"
"so why are you here?"
"I live here." I snapped
then she repeats herself twice about how she wants some noodles
I reply:"that's sum duplo duplicity deficacy"
at this point she fucking touches me, i'm wearing a jacket
and then her orbiter, we'll call him marz 0 for the sake of argument, comes over and touches my arm!
so guess what I did- I put my biggest wrenches in my jacket and waited outside for him. but he didn't come out. I was gonna ask him why he touched me and try to escalate it to a fight (bring it orbiter) i'll still knock your teeth out then your testicles and then your soul
but I realize that was sexist and if I start a fight I'll have to dual both mars and her gigantic douche of an orbiter
Sideshow: this other bitch who lives here was like "Alfa-Gigante is having a party...{blah blah blah]" all nonchalante
these freaks pls
worse still I heard the bois talking b4 their shitty prolly party about "let's only let them in if they bring a bunch of girls""i don't want just anyone getting in" I dub thee, you douche, Lord Dufus
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o ya one interjected after "only if they bring girls" "but you want to make a name 4 urself"
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c'mon, not even a "that'll b about tree-fitty"?
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James Lafferty? I thinkin' u b out there sumwere
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>Studies find that chronic loneliness reduces sanity levels by 2 percent per year
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>>35011824
Iink it
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Got any sources to back that up?
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>>35011824
What does sanity levels even mean
>that feel when you wake up late and can't eat with your family because they already finished and tell you to eat but in a passive aggressive way.
Anyways, what's your breakfast?
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>>35011368
Fuck I want a breakfast like that too.
I ate one biscuit together with a cup of coffee
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Not having anything today. I have an interview in a few hours, and if I put anything in my stomach I'll just throw it back up.
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What is that?
I think I recognize a cookie..
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10 reasons being a man doesn't suck. 2017-03-07 06:19:25 Post No.35348400
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10 reasons being a man doesn't suck.
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Everyone on this board takes their male status completely for granted.
I'm here to remind everyone why being a male is awesome.
1. Going to the gym
Doesn't matter how strong the girl is, you will always be able to lift more weight, make gains faster and be physically more capable in every way.
2. Having a penis
Women will never know the unlimited joy of having a penis. The feeling of pleasure as you penetrate is fucking fantastic.
Even if you say women orgasms are more powerful I don't give a single shit. I love cumming inside people and making them moan.
3.Never have to worry about traveling alone
You will most likely not be raped if you go hiking alone or if you go out to the bar or club. You can do whatever you want and never have to be bothered.
4. Manliness
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I'm not talking about new-age hipster "Manliness" I'm talking about the gumption to pursue whatever path you desire, and see it through to it's bitter end. A real drive which women often lack.
5. Less acne and a stronger metabolism.
6. Often taller and able to speak their mind with ease.
7. Thicker skull and bone structure.
8. You don't have periods and you can't get pregnant.
9. Can take combat positions in the Marines
10. Are better able to defend a family than a woman ever could.
So the next time you're crying about wishing you were a woman, just remember how awesome it is to be a man.
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A lot of this is debatable. Especially
>You will most likely not be raped if you go hiking alone or if you go out to the bar or club. You can do whatever you want and never have to be bothered.
You won't get raped, but you may get robbed or assaulted.
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wow, really thought provoking post!
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>>35348400
>The feeling of pleasure as you penetrate is fucking fantastic
robots wouldn't know
hey guys,
as the title says im moving ut at the end of the month, but there are a few unusual things about.
1.i plan on living in the woods/living on the open road
2. i have a history of mental illness that i think ive gotten better from
i barley leave the house anymore, ive become socially retarded and theres nothing left here for me anymore. im on disability right now so i wont starve in the woods, and i do wanna work but im such an autist from isolation
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oh shit the question was how do i tell my mom im moving out
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>>35347700
This is such a good idea. Be a tramp, but never have to beg for money, just hide your NEETbux card. And pretend to be broke around other travelers.
I might do this
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>>35347700
Tell her you need to do some soul searching so you are planing to travel around.
dont tell her that you plan to live in the woods.
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Has anyone seen the shadow man? Looking for close encounter stories
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Not me but I had a girlfriend who saw shadow people. Only in certain places. What was creepy was it happened in a place and we later found out someone had died there recently a couple of times. I know this all sounds like bullshit and she could just be hallucinating or whatever, but it's spooky.
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>>35347611
That's cause you smoke too much shit and you see shadow spooky man ayyyy also might be paranormal dude woo le spooky
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>>35347611
Shadow people ain't ayy lmao, tho.
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A gril looks at you this way, what happens next?
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>>35346894
She is the absolute cutest pornstar.
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>>35346894
I hand her my $10 bill, wait for my change and take my 12 pack of steel reserve home without saying a word the entire time
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>>35346894
I realise I accidentally got on the special needs bus.
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>"AnoooOOOooonn...when are you going to ask me out already?"
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All she needs is like 20 more pounds and cat hair and she could pass as a library teacher
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>>35346487
Y-you too
I mean I mean uhh
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>>35346487
I think I would bitch out at that. Personally I had girls point blank tell me they liked me and I bitched out.
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>That musky dick smell
So good
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anyone else like it?
orig
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Am I the only one?
origg
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>>35346481
>tfw you haven't washed your dick in a little while and when you go to masturbate you are hit with a wave of cock musk
Fuck, I need a bf with a strong smelling dick. Too bad I'm too pussy to find one.
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Where does our self hatred come from? Were you bullied as a kid?
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>>35346214
I don't know, and no.
I remember something about being melancholic
>They hold themselves and others to unrealistically high standards, and get distressed when these standards are not met. This leads to them being self-deprecating - because they do not meet their own standards - and critical of others - because those others do not meet their standards.
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>>35346258
i think i might subconsciously do this, i focus obsessively on whatever is negative and imperfect
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I think it's because my parents used to fight so much, maybe I blamed myself for it because kids are stupid that way. My mom, who I was raised by after they split, was extremely neurotic. Nothing ever seemed to be good enough, and I guess I stopped trying.
Or maybe I'm over thinking all this and I need to just man up.
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What does /r9k/ think of her? If you were to rate her, what rating would you give her?
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>>35346009
Decent actress and a solid 6.
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>>35346009
ok/10 would bang
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ygritte is the better gotfu
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*sniff* *snob*
"Anon! Please don't rape me! Pleeease! I am sorry I didn't go out with you, please don't rape me!"
*sniff snob*
"Untie me please! You wouldn't hurt someone who is tied up and helpless, would you?"
*sob sob*
"Please I am begging you! Please don't rape me!"
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Oh, ok.
*unties you and lets you leave*
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I won't rape you, but you have to eat these.
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Why the fuck is this roastie tied up in my room?
Who put her here?
The fucking gall of some people, christ.