Is there a way to turn asexual?
>>36041989
Masturbating to excess made me uninterested in havig a gf, if that's what you mean.
>>36042050
I am already at that stage.
Is it possible to be completely rid of attraction to girls.
>>36041989
No. And it's not fun anyway
>Get GF
>She's pushes me into sex, I get soft almost immediately
>"Anon are you gay?"
>Have sex with boy a few years later just to see
>Also get soft immediately after I penetrate him
Did he ever proposed to a girl or was he expecting a female to make the first move ?
>>36041960
>girl
that's Elliot Roger you fucking sperg
>>36041960
he looks more and more chinese every time he's posted
>>36042085
No you are clearly wrong that's Kim Jong Un.
you are the last person on earth.
what do?
>>36041883
>what do?
have a cheeky fap lad
>>36041883
Craft Utopia for my future children and their mothers.
>>36041900
But there will be no mothers
You are the ONLY person alive
Which Naruto character are you and why?
Obito claimed
Heh sasuke Here
>>36041823
Unironically shikamaru. Smart but lazy, laid back, and unmotivated to use it to my advantage. I'm a slacker OP.
>>36041823
reason why i think im obito is because of how he lets his broken heart and hatred control him. when i was younger my parents friends daughter died and i had a huge crush on her :-:
>make ahegao face and howl when i cum
>Comb my hair compulsively
>let my cat sleep on my stomach
>talk to my cat
I walk around my house pretending to be speaking to a crowd
>>36041782
>makes ahegao face irl
Ok, you need to be my gf right now.
>>36041782
Everyone talks to their cat anon
Are NEETs real?
It seems like a recurring theme in anime.
Is it something Japan made up? Can you imagine someone that stays at home all day and doesn't do anything productive?
>>36041749
>Is it something Japan made up? Can you imagine someone that stays at home all day and doesn't do anything productive?
I did that for 2 years, others did or do that for far longer.
I'm a NEET, but productive. Actively self improving -- meditating, taking cold showers, lifting, nofap. Purging my mind of all the things that have been causing me issues.
I'm steeling myself for the world, I have high functioning autism, you see. I hate strangers I have nothing in common with, the only people I am comfortable around are my family.
So it's only natural that I ended up as a NEET.
>>36041858
That isn't fucking self-improvement. Literally the only thing society cares about is that you wagekek, you're less than dirt if you don't have a job.
>Really really really want a Switch but I'm a shitty NEET and I still don't have one
FUCK
with all the reports of bent consoles, you're better off waiting anyway
Nah man fuck nintendo and consoleshit in general
>>36041737
>>36041742
But I want it right NOW
step 1: take pic related
step 2: if wojak share feels, if pepe fuck off
This board is infested with frogs. Can we get some wojak solidarity?
>>36041701
>9gag watermark
Im not sure how to think about your post
>tfw you feel yourself developing another crush on a girl you know you'll never have
>>36041701
Being asspie means that Pepe is more relatable. Also insane.
ITT we give robots hope
>at age 23
>Living in sisters basement with a worthless degree
>Hadn't had sex yet
>min wage job
>constant anxiety made me plan to kill myself
>no friends
>parents afraid of becoming a dissapointment
Now at 26
>decided at 24 to try a shrink before killing myself.
>ended up being a really cool dude, helped me a lot.
>went back to school, about to finish my MBA
>Have had sex with 5 different girls, have had a qt asian gf for 2+ years now. In love.
>have great job doing well in marketing.
>reconnected with a lot of friends from high school and college.
>moved out of my sisters house into nice apartment with high school friend thanks to newfound money from new job.
>Happy af
You can make it bros. It's not too late.
>i made it so u can make it too
That's not how statistics work you fuckboy
>>36041682
>>happy af
Leave board now
>>36041703
Most of us don't have the determination to try.
Anyway. there aren't any statistics supporting or disproving the
>i made it so u can make it too
statement.
>wake up
>im from spain
porque Dios me mando nacer en este puto pais de normies
I spent a month in Spain and it was great. Granted, it was because I was there with a girl, but I liked the anonymity Madrid offered.
>tfw got pick pocketed in Barcelona
I felt like such a dumb tourist. I fucking went to Barcelona KNOWING people that lost their wallets that way, thinking "oh that won't happen to me". And then it did.
Spain has some top tier contributions to the arts though. Don Quixote is one of my favorite stories. Not to mention the renaissance paintings that rival the Italians.
>>36041663
hate this fucking meme
stop trying force your country as ZE NORMIEST
>imprison drunk white girl that no one cares about
>bind her up and let her listen to BBC hypno
>get black bull from /soc/ and let them mate
>she gets pregnant
>her daughter is white
>we raise her in belief that blacks are superior
>let her breed with her father when she is 13 and ripe
>repeat the circle
For what purpose did you post this
>>36041637
Why do you have to do this?
I have to agree I come up with some stupid shit sometimes but you have achieved new level of retard.
>>36041707
because I can
>>36041711
It's my duty to worship my black masters. All I deserve is watching them and jerking off.
>be me
>20 y/o NEET
>live in dads attic
>dad sends me to do groseries and such because I do nothing
>tells me to get fresh fish from the market, around 250 grams, but no less
>go to market in afternoon
>ask for 250 grams of salmon fillet
>dude cuts some off, it's 195 grams
>that's not enough.png
>don't say anything because "muh autism"
>pay and come home while stressing out because I fucked up
>cat is there
>sit on coutch and relax because I can pet cat
>cat leaves, start stressing again
>dad will be pissed again if I fuck this up too, has threatened to throw me out already
>mfw
HOW DID I FUCK THIS UP!? I CAN'T EVEN GET FUCKING FOOD FROM THE MARKET AND NOT FAIL AAAAARRGGHH!!! FUCKING KILL ME!
How can I even fix this? I can't go back there and go buy fish again but if I buy fish from another stall or store my dad will see it on the package. Now it's way to little for 2 people and my dad gets really angry when his food is not in order.
>>36041514
It sounds like the fishmonger was in the wrong
Go to a different market and buy another 60 grams of salmon
I would say that the guy could easily give you more if tou asked, but thats not the real issue at hand.
Maybe next time ask for more than what your dad wants, and then when you get it get the extra and give it to a dog that barks at you behind a fence in between your house in the store or something
Im taking a shit
>have to go into a mental ward tomorrow
>there are only bad reviews about it online
>wont have any internet access
>cant even use my phone for music
I could try to search for a old mp3 player but im also worried about headphones getting stolen/destroyed there
how long are you staying there anon?
If it makes you feel any better, most people are more likely to leave reviews after having a negative experience, so what you're reading could be skewed.
Do you have any idea how long you're staying for? Why are you going?
Why are you going to a mental ward?
images that describe you thread
Kill me famalam
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I've wasted years of my life here.
>tfw no /r9k/ where the mean IQ is 150
>tfw you'd get thrown out anyway
>tfw brainlet in a sea of brainlets
Why does life have to hurt so bad?
i knowe hat feil
i cunt even splel plopery
>>36041435
> tfw too smart to be concerned about IQ
There's absolutely nothing good about being smart