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>not /nocallnoshow/
get on my goml

Did that yesterday and it was super comfy, unfortunately have to go in today. Just kill me famalam

>>37579005
I did, but I'm sick as hell, so I'm not enjoying myself.

whats written on the side of that desk

>>37579003

>Summer School

Fucking retard

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>>37579019

It's just a bit of some shit, not writing

>>37579026

Last week of the year actually

>>37578939
>Do you ever stop thinking how much of a USELESS SHIT you are?
Everyday. Every single day thansk for reminding me grazie jesus why

>>37579566
prego, virgin

Why should I care? They don't care about me, I don't care about them. If people don't like it that's just too bad.

wants are so misleading

I want to become a qt trap and get fucked by all the bullies that ever called me ugly, and make them want me and cum in my ass

I'm not gay though

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>>37578938
You are the same as me: you are female

>>37578871
Bruce Willis is like 5'8'' irl, I've actually met him in person. I work as a lighting technician and we did a commercial with him.

He's also kind of a dick.

>tfw they don't let uggos become stars anymore

>>37578925
He's at least 5'11 I've met him too. He'd probably still be a bad ass at 5'8 tbqh

Stop posting me you beta faggot

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>>37578812
>tfw 9/10
>no 9/10 gf
origstanlyo

Who is this objective 9/10 and why is he so qt?

>>37578764
>you finally get a gf

Normie!

>>37578764
if she just shaved up i wouldnt mind fucking her desu.
there is something about ugly ass vags that appeal to me, something about them being useless, garbage tier, cum dumpsters

>>37578764
Cool clit!

>>37578733
She would need to dig through many layers of fat to even hear your faint, weak heartbeat, you fat faggot

>>37578733
>I wish you could put your ear up to my heart and hear how much I love you
FUCK YEAH MINERAL!!!
I'LL TALK TO YOU ANON-DESU

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>>37578839
>tfw you get bullied because you say you like "emo" music

>>37578602
turning 24 is one of the worst experiences of your life as a robot

everyone just kind of wonders why you're not dead yet

it's all passive aggressiveness from there

some people get bold and call you a loser until they find, yes you know and you have an ocean of misery behind that door.

I think wetting the bed is more psychological than physiological. You should talk to your doctor about it if possible, and see what they recommend. Don't let it grind you down.

>>37578622

ITS NOT A THREAD ABOUT TURNING 24 YOU IDIOT ITS A BED WETTING THREAD

>>37578653

There's no fucking way I'm going to talk to a bunch of doctors about me wetting the bed. There's no fucking way I'd ever admit this especially to a female. I don't care how professional she or the environment is. I won't do it.

>>37578576
life is grey, not black, not white. To survive you've to get used to that fact. But why survive? Idk.

>>37578665
I find it really hard to get over my black and white view of the world. It gets pointed out to me and corrected a lot, but it's not enough to change my views. I'm a little too righteous in my thinking.

Smile, Josh.

it's pretty hard to bypass your own survival instinct

>Want to kill self to end suffering
>Not sure if it will or make it worse.

Also I feel like deep down I know I can fix things.

All i want to do in life is give out mercy killings. I hate that people suffer and i wish i could end their pain.

My last name is Clem, can't imagine it's worse than that

>>37578552
Try Clit

Dont worry, my last name literally translates to tits.

>>37578354
yes, in an original manner

You don't know me.
T. Literal tsundere twink

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Originally yeah? I guess?

>>37578246
9.2/10, best new shitpost

great job, OP. really unironically enjoyed it.

>>37578687
This. Clever, subtle, thought-provoking. Truly a breath of fresh-air in a sea of stagnant shitposts. Keep up the good work, OP!

8.8/10

>>37578246
These. I wanna see more of these in the near future.
This board needs snappy, well-thought-out shitposts. Not these BLACKED posts and trap threads.

You literaly took out 90% of the threads here.
Good job.

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>>37578208
wish i knew mandingo

>>37578261
stop filtering my threads