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>she had another man's cum on her face
>she swallowed another man's cum
>some small part of that cum was digested and absorbed in her body forever
>literally having a part of some other dude inside her
>she let him creampie her
>she licked his asshole and feet
>she did anal with him multiple times
and I'm supposed to fall in love at this? lmao women, this is the reason why men want young and pure females. fuck you and your used up gaping hole
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>>35374449
>some small part of that cum was digested and absorbed in her body forever
Top kek mate nothing stays in the body forever unless it's like a bullet fragment or something, consider this, what previously was other men's cum is in your body right now.
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>>35374449
I miss the days when these threads had devolved into some autist just yelling "CUM WAS ON THEIR FACES" in the OP. It was short and to the point, got the obligatory thread over with while being kind of amusing after a while.
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>>35374449
>and I'm supposed to fall in love at this? lmao women, this is the reason why men want young and pure females. fuck you and your used up gaping hole
Enjoy dying alone at 90 without a wife and kids .
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Today is Women's day so they put a statue of a "fearless girl' in front of the Wall Street bull.
How does that make you feel?
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>>35374376
>today is women's day
Fucking burgers I swear to god.
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>>35374376
What did they do to earn a day for them ?
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>>35374376
I don't hate women or anything, but what makes them so special that they have their own day?
I'm an Atheist, where is all the holidays and shit celebrating us? No where, because we don't care. Why are women so self-centered that they get unquestionable respect for winning a coin-toss?
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Just once, like this bros. Is it so much to ask?
Also General Cuddle feels Thread
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Shameless selferbumperinoa
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>>35374332
>korean mommy gf has big boobies
>allows me to hug her like in OP's pic all the time
>she lets out a gentle sigh everytime
>whenever I get a boner she calls me naughty a gives me headpats
you robots are truly missing out
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Robots who have girlfriends.
How often do you cuddle with her and what is it like?
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Is this shirt too gay for me to wear
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If you are tall probably not but you have to wear good pants to go with it
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Chad could pull it off but you're a degenerate poster on r9k so no
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>>35374253
Nah you're good. Even if it is, who cares. Wear it anyway, fuck what other people think.
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>Specifically target girls with low self-esteem. They'll either admit this up front or you'll be able to tell from things like issues with their family.
>The younger the better, if you're in your 20s or early 30s.
>If she has a mental illness of some kind, eg HPD or BPD, then this is another positive sign she's an easy lay.
>Nerdy girls are especially good as a cohort to target, since a lot of them are mentally ill, have low self-esteem and perhaps most crucially, have been consuming copious amounts of pornography since they were in their early teens if not before.
>Being a dominant male, or even better, a sadistic male who likes both dominating and degrading (think making them do humiliating sexual acts) these sorts of girls wins you brownie points with them. It makes them a lot easier to get. If you're a submissive male you're kind of fucked unless you get really, really lucky. Sorry guys, submissiveness in men is a sign of low self-esteem anyway, so work on that.
Note that if you do this for long enough, you'll develop a dependency on this sort of woman. To the point where all of the trappings associated with them (tattoos, piercings, crazy hair colors etc) turn you on immensely, you'll find it harder to desire "normal" girls on a base level, and you'll get used to the sort of degenerate sex these girls love which, again, makes it difficult to go back to, or start dating "normal" girls in the real world.
My only issue is that I fall for these sorts of girls repeatedly since in spite of love of sexual degradation of women, I'm a huge white knight who is a sucker for a girl with a bad past.
But yeah, femanons are a fucking life-saver. They're often hot, crazy and you'll never be able to love a "normal" woman again.
Approach with caution.
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Shouldn't you post this in /soc/? I don't see how a fem"""bot""" woulds be accesable to a robot like me even though I am in shape... and yeah that's all I have going for me I have no confidence and I am painfully boring. I like drinking and that's it.
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>>35374066
Already lost, the only gf I would consider would be a mom type. Not necessarily in age but nurturing, with sex being secondary or not even a part.
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>>35374066
>low self-esteem and family issues
very irritating
>tattoos and piercings
ugly and degenerate
>HPD or BPD
No, just no. What the fuck is wrong with you?
>submissiveness in men is a sign of low self esteem
Psychology is a meme.
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Is there any doctorfags on /r9k/?
>My head feels like it's heavy most of the time (Brain fog from what I've heard)
>It's mainly in my forehead area
>Sometimes my forehead will tighten up a bit
>Sometimes I forget the names of things, but later I can recall them easily
>I mix up my words sometimes (I.E Funny instead of Fun, Pyramod instead of Pyramid, Strean instead of Stream, Vido instead of Video etc.)
>I get stressed out easily
>I get angry easily
>I show most of the symptoms for Anxiety and ADHD
>I'm fairly sure I have depression
>Sometimes it gets hard for me to read something
I've been a little worried I might have Apraxia or something. I'm almost certain I don't have Alzheimer's or Dementia. I'm still a completely normal person and I function normally. It's not getting to the point where I'm forgetting literally everything and I can't remember anything about myself or others. Plus, I'm young (19), and those conditions are extremely rare in young people. But I'm just wondering if I'm showing signs in anything and if I should get checked out.
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Yo, fuck your thread. Post dogs
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>>35373767
Thanks for the bump, faggot. Here's your (you).
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>>35373796
Your tumor is likely grown to the point where its inoperable.
Fagboi
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How does it feel knowing that many people consider us the most fucked up board on the non-deepweb?
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>most fucked up
If you truly believe this, you really don't leave 4chan much. Hell we aren't even the worst board on 4chan.
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>>35373597
I thought that was /b/
I know that it's not 2006 anymore but that still seems like the general consensus, but then again the 'most fucked up thing you've ever done' threads do get pretty wilin
Either way, I proudly accept the label. It's cool and it'll keep the normies out.
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>>35373597
I non-ironically think it's /pol/. People here are pretty crazy, but the intolerably cynical and depressing type of crazy. The people on /pol/ are actually buttfuck delusional
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Fill this out, faggots. Rate others, discuss.
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>>35373555
That graph is outdated as shit Anon.
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>>35373581
Damn you got the template for that?
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>>35373602
I do indeed my niggertron.
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How are you holding on, men? Are you going to make it through the day?
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>>35373295
>a day without a woman
What is this?
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>>35373312
American culture. A lowly stinky yuro wouldn't understand.
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whats a wo-man?
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What's the coolest thing you've ever said?
>You think my voice is funny, do you? Then maybe I should stop talking and just rip your god damn throat out.
- Me at 17. I used to be so cool.
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>>35373272
That's not cool that's called having autism. The anime picture proves my point.
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>"boardwalk burgers? More like BORED burgers because the burgers aren't having any fun!"
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>>35373272
In middle school a really un feminine girl used to pick on me. She would talk shit to me and whatever.
It's the last week of school, she's shit talking me, and I say in a fed up dismissive way "fuck off you bull dyke lesbian bitch". She just stares in shock for a second, then tries to slap me and misses. Then she just storms off. She stopped giving me shit after that. It felt good. My friends thought I was the shit for the rest of the week.
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Do you have facebook? I have noticed that not having facebook is slowly becoming a mark of mental illness.
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>>35373210
Why?
Original
Do you have something against the mentally ill?
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Yeah. Last time I posted on it was like a year ago. I only use it to stalk normies and laugh at stupidity
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>>35373210
I don't know if it's a mark of "mental illness," per se. A correlation mainly due to paranoia, to be certain, but far from a mark. There are tons of people with mental illnesses who love attention on Facebook, don't forget.
It's much more so a mark of a normie versus somebody who's reclusive, in reality.
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>tfw no fembot to take the breakfast to her bed
>tfw no fembot to sing my songs even when I know I have a shitty voice
>tfw no fembot to play love songs or her fav songs with my guitar
>tfw no fembot to play yiruma's songs or her favs with my piano
>tfw no fembot to cook her favourite food or whatever she wants
>tfw no fembot to hug her and make her feel like a princess
>tfw no fembot to teach her my native language
>tfw no fembot to play videogames even when i am not a good player and I have no videogames
>tfw no fembot to stay at home and watch anime or some serie/film and we both covered with a blanket
>tfw no fembot to be his best friend since I have no friends
>tfw no fembot to dedicate all my time without being sticky
>tfw no fembot to teach her what I know about the life even when Im still young
>tfw no fembot to escape somedays to a lonely and nature place and being together and peacefully with nothing to worry
>tfw no fembot to hug her and turn her happy in her bad moments and whe she's crying
>tfw no fembot to lurk 4chan/internet and laught at the memes and normies
>tfw no fembot to love without seeing her physical appearance
>tfw fembot to tell her jokes and vice versa and get so much fun
>tfw no fembot to make tickle in her gut
>tfw no gf to take walks in the park or anywhere, and protecting her and telling her verything's fine if she dislike to go outside
>tfw no fembot to take care if she has depression or some problems like that since Im totally alright with no mental issues
>tfw no fembot to say her that she's the most beautiful women in the world when she feels ugly
>tfw no fembot to put love above sex, knowing both are important in a relationship
And most important thing, TFW no fembot to see her everyday with a smile in her face knowing that she's being happy because of me and what I am doing with her.
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I-I know this feel. Feels bad man.
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>>35373079
Jesus christ thats a lot of words. How long did it take to type all that?
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>>35373147
i don't know anon...
hhhhhhhhhhhh
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>mother found The Gateway to Hell
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>implying hell has a gate at all
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>mother found the Sacrifices
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>Sachie farted into her mic once and uploaded it to vocaroo
>she deleted it immediately but I had it saved on my phone and listened to it for 3 days
>eat nothing and drink only a small glass of water for three months
>do 100 pushups and 300 situps every day, and go jogging twice for an hour each time
>gained 8 pounds by the end of it
it's impossible to lose weight robos, I've tried everything, what more can I do?
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>eat nothing
That's your problem there, eat when you're hungry, stop at almost full, you're putting yourself into starvation mode.
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>>35372784
how did jews #losetheweight in the holocaust?
fake or genetics?
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If you don't eat then your body lowers your metabolism. Eat fibre.
Also drink more water.
For those who dropped out of college what are you doing with your life?
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been doing shitty free work placements and neeting it up for the past year, going back to college in august.
never fall for the gap year meme
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>>35372373
I'm still working at the same shitty diner. It's been like three years now. What are my options? It's either go back to school, work a dead end job, or kill myself. I have to muster up the motivation to go back somehow but it's just working for more working and then you get to have time to yourself when you're already almost dead. The only thing that would make it worthwile would be finding something I enjoyed. Unfortunately there's nothing like that for me anymore. If anything I would want to study anti aging but here I am not sure if I want it all. I guess if I did want it I would want it to be as long as possible, or at least have more control over how long I love rather than some shortass limit. However I don't see many reasons to be happy, I'm only slightly above average intelligence, and would lack the motivation and dedication to achieve anything. The lack of seeing any good in the world doesn't help that, but it's probably just perspective and now my brain is caught in an adolescent tier existential broken record of why live and then realizing there is no reason and then being like well how do I live my life and then being like well however you want and then being like well how do I become satisfied and then being like you decide and I'm like I want answers and then there are no answers or I'm the only one who can answer how to feel about a thing because I'm the only one who can answer questions for myself.
/rant
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I'm a famous rapper, fashion designer and entrepreneur.