anyone want to share depression stories or just chat, but 1 on 1? I've been told I'm really good at dealing with people's emotions (which is weird since im an aut in all other ways)
just put the msging service and username below and i'll add you
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>>35322268
HAHA nice try, you just want to trick us into giving you details you can humiliate us with online. Im on to you.
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>>35322594
ayy you're too cynical man, i just want friends
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>>35322633
Nobody wants friends.
Everyone is competition.
You win or lose at life and letting others in is the easiest way to be beaten.
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dare i say it... is he... /ourguy/?
[he is]
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*cums into my hand and then flings it at OP's face like a mischievious chimp*
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>>35322262
/our guy/ /our guy/!! we finally found /our guy/!!!!!!!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
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Lmfao mkhol40
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Any robots on omegle right now?
tags: r9k, omegler9k, r9komegle, robot9001
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>>35322243
I will be after a smoke, see you in space cowboys
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>>35322950
Awwwwyis. see you soon
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I DONT WANT TO FUCKING GO TO WORK I DONT WANT TO WAKE UP AT 6AM COLD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>35322232
just do it, you be glad you did later on
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I'm at work now, just had a very worrying poop session. Large, solid log, followed by diarrhea.
What does it mean?
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I'm so very sorry, wagie. I'll be happily playing video games and eating the finest of tendies at home while you work for Mr. Shekelberg all day tommorow. You should probably get to bed soon wagie, you wouldn't want to be late, would you? Time is ticking.
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Have u ever see a Chinese jew cause I haven't
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Pic never will be related ardor it ain't relatecl
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God there really is NO quality control whatsoever anymore.
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She's half.
(necklace)
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>tfw your parents will probably be dead in 20 years
How will you cope?
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I'll be dead first so it's alright
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Can't come soon enough desu.
I'm fully expecting to be written out of their will but in case they don't I'll receive a nice windfall.
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My dad is already dead. When my mom and my 2 grandma's die I'll have nothing to live for
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have you seen humanity's darkest heart, robots? have you seen people you used to look up to commit pure evil?
i need more alcohol
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>pure evil
Just how pure? Elaborate
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>>35322169
using me and another friend as a tool. we were a means to an end for him. betrayal in the first degree.
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>>35322221
Turncoats are scum lad, I agree. Tell me more about what happened. Also, what are you drinking?
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Anyone else having pubertal empowerment fantasies where you freely live out all your sadism?
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>>35322088
>tfw used to have rape fantasies at 14
>could easily visualize with great detail in my mind' eye
>murder and maiming fantasies at 18
kek!
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>>35322088
Is pubertal a real word
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>"oh see- what i meant was- i'm a virgin in God's eyes, anon"
How do you respond?
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"God may have forgiven you for your sin but you, as are all people, are disgusting in my eyes yet suffering for God's selfishness. Your existence is meaningless, as is mine. Realize this and don't bother me again."
Oh, is this a scenario where I'm supposed to be a pathetic fucking human trying to follow base instincts? Like you people should give a fuck.
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*I punch her in the mouth until she falls over, then I stomp on her head until I see brain matter*
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>>35322046
>"I'm a virgin in God's eyes."
What did she mean by this?
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I want to go on an awkward dinner date with her
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>>35322020
is it normal to see still photos of people move their arms and head around?
I get that a lot.
-_-
can you guys fix me?
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my dinner dates are always so fun we always end up going elsewhere after even though we're so full just because LOL nobody wantst o part hahahahaha
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jenny is my youtubefu you better BACK THE FUCK OFF
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>been purging for a year now
>feel really sick in the gut
>dumb enough to keep on doing it
i've lost control.
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>restricted my way down to 118 pounds
>I'm 6 feet tall
>now cycling between binging 2-5000 calories and restricting at 1200 for a few
>Know I need to gain at least a little weight but the thought of gaining weight stresses me out, and once I go over my daily maintenance it's like there's no stopping
I want to lock myself at 120 and not worry about this shit anymore. My wrists and hands are disgustingly skeletal, but my stomach is bloated as fuck. I've barely gone to the bathroom in three or four days except to pee.
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>>35322004
Tell a loved one or see a doctor ASAP, anon. Besides, what's your height and weight?
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>>35322004
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98ZzhmRFL4IPlease eat, OP.
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This is a penis. Why are you not sucking one right now?
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why try make me gay......? why trym ake gay
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>>35322035
>why trym ake gay
you already are gay anon
you just need a little help realizing it
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>>35321984
shoot that big load all over my face desu
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>tfw you're a virgin and a robot you like sends you a dick pic of his 10" monster cock
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Show the rest of us this monster cock.
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Half the people who post here have huge veiny dicks that would literally tear me in half if they had sex with me. Im 4'7" and their penises are like 1/4 my height, scary.
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>>35322042
THE SHIRE
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So my girlfriend wants me to grow my hair out but I'm a skinhead so that's like not going to happen, after telling her that my biggest turn on is pubic hair she agreed to not shave her pussy for a whole year but she just told me if I shave she shaves also, so i can either have one of my biggest fantasies fulfilled or look like a gaylord to all my comrades. what do?
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>>35321887
>girlfriend
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Normie!
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>comrades
Yeah. Fuck off you Commie retard.
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>>35321887
woah dude. I don't care at all what you and your 5 gf thinks
>you start life with bad genetics
>you don't have a healthy perspective on life when you are young, so you compare yourself to everyone else
>you get depressed from your failings
>depression leads to apathy and lack of willpower
>you get addicted to something
>your peers get even further ahead
>your peers start to look down on you as a bad person
>you actually become a bad person
>you hit rock bottom, and either die or recover from your addictions
>if you recover from your addictions, society will always judge you as an ex-addict
>then you die
meanwhile
>your peers with good genetics never even find out how horrifying life can be
LITERALLY WHAT THE FUCK, WHO MADE THIS WORLD
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>>35321812
>LITERALLY WHAT THE FUCK, WHO MADE THIS WORLD
Yeah. I agree.
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>>35321812
God did, lol.
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>>35321812
meanwhile, some nigger born in sub-saharan africa who was born with HIV and an IQ of 85 may wonder the same thing about people like you