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>>35343350
>wanting a literal whore
also "le based slavic women" meme is overrated
t.slav

They're literally whores and they WILL divorce you the instant they can and clean you out completely in a divorce. They have no remorse for you as you're just a creepy mark to them

I have a Russian LDR gf, met her online, spoke for 3-4 years, met her irl when I stayed in Moscow for a month.

Flying her over in a few months.

i only know one girl that could have this body type and that skin tone, sachiel.

still a longshot.

please post any sort of contact information. i will orbit you forever and say hello and goodnight.

>>35343360

Who's sachiel? Is she a femanon?

> I had the cops called on me, and got expelled from my university?

greentext or gtfo

Not that normie advice is particularly in depth or thought out (though 'just asking her out' is basically what you have to do without caring about the result) but you sound incredibly incompetent, what the fuck?

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>>35343317
A conversation I had with my cousin
>bro you should get some girl
>me trying to laugh it off 'hehe yeah you're saying it like it's so easy'
>he looks at me confused 'uuhhh... Yeah'

>>35343313
You are the result of a system that allowed parents to raise weak children unable to cope with reality. Death is your only solution now.

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>>35343487
Isn't there some other way? My mom tells me that I haven't grown up and that dealing with reality is something I'm having trouble with. She keeps saying that something just isn't "clicking" for me. There has to be some other way, right? Maybe I should just try learning to lucid dream again?

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>tfw im only happy when im roleplaying someone else
it hurts

>>35343296
This chart doesn't mean anything if you aren't short and already feminine to begin with.

>>35343296
500-1000mg semen a day atleast i already do that

>>35343296
Razors are fine, I've been shaving my pubes/dick forever, the smoothness right after you do it feels great, the first few times you might get some irritation or razor bumps but after a few times you should get the hang of it and be fine

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>>35343289

>tfw you hit your thirties and hardly masturbate at all and realize nofap was always bullshit and that a robust desire to masturbate on a regular basis is actually a sign of good health

>>35343289
That's the secret to nofap
It's always easier when you're not thinking about it

Yeah I never voluntarily do nofap. Noporn maybe but nofap sounds stupid and made up. But when I get busy and just forget, and then it hits me that I haven't cumed in days and I should be incredibly horny, then I do become incredibly horny.

>>35343252

How do you know which cards to buy? I used to play a long time ago, but that was back when you just went to a store and didn't have many choices to think about. I kind of want to have a deck again but now everything's so ridiculously complicated and there are a billion cards so I don't have any direction to go with.

>>35343282

research. use the internet to find all the creature types, all the cards... it's like a lego sandbox.

want to make an elf deck? go searching, etc.

want to make a counterspell deck with infinite millage? make one. etc.

i like vampire decks because im a secret emo kid.

>>35343311

Hasn't everything been done already though? Like if I did a counterspell deck it would either just be the same as the counterspell decks a million other people have already perfected over the last twenty-four years or else it would be different and bad.

> mfw gets ignored even in 4chan

i used to have a very hard time talking to people but then i got a job

I had a shit day today at school today, and pretty much every day of school for the past few months. I just can't seem to understand and remember that much anymore, everything is stressful, just a pain to make it through the day. I don't know what's wrong with me.

>>35343155
I've blown my load to zoom-ins on guys so many times that I'm probably gay now. It's really unfortunate that it's even shown, really.

>watch lesbian porn
>still somehow zooms into a guy's face right when I cum
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Like why even zoom in on the guy at all

someone please do something, call me pathetic or even worse. help me feel anything.

pelase

no, my """"""""cut off""""""""" is 5', but even then i'm not like using that as a fucking below 5' i will never date you, just a it becomes a ehhhh thing for me
idk i'm only 162cm tho so most are actually taller than me desu

>>35343117
You got rejected because you're a tranny. Not because you're "too short" or "a woman."

short girls are my fetish

I'd fuck a midget if they didn't have midget-face

You gonna get tracked now m8

>>35343106
Do you think you're being funny, OP? Expect to be visited within the next week by several FBI agents. Don't bother deleting this post, the damage is already done. :)

>>35343421

4chan doesnt "delete" posts anyways, mods can still see everything you posted, it will just be hidden from other users.

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>>35343089
It doesn't matter because I'll never be cute and no girls or boys will ever wanna lick my armpits

>>35343089
Juri is an erogenous zone

>>35343089
my feet are an erogenous zone

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I HAVE A LICENSE FOR THIS

[KILLING INTENSIFIES]

>people actually noticing me, even talking about me

completely unrealistic desu

>>35343053
"Lol! are you a school shooter? You know that's for losers."

Fear is a spook

>>35343011

I realized this so I took it aponI myself to do things I feared.

Not meme shit like sky diving, but telling a girl i like her, dancing or singing infront of people, participating in competitions, going to a public gym. I've become less fearful overall.

I think this is what cognitive behavorial therapy or w/e is.

You can't escape fear by thinking. Only by doing.

In some cases fear is rational.

For some of us there's a legitimate possibility of death.

Walking a tightrope with no safety net.

All day, every day, for our entire lives.

It just takes one little slip to fall to our deaths.

Just one little slip in a long long lifetime.