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Fuck no.

She'd just go back to him.

My perfect girl would never date shitskins, so...no.

Fuck no.

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>>38897503
If she truly was perfect, she would be able to hunt down that bastard of a black guy and bring me his head. And also be able to create a time machine so i would be able to bring a version of her who didn't date the black guy.

>>38897488

>USC football players
>Caring about what chicks think of their abs

The D1 football players really don't care, from my experience. They're focused on the NFL, or if not that, hanging with the hood crew. The girls come as a side effect automatically as a result of these guys's status as big factory football joints like USC.

Shit ain't high school football. These guys actually work long ass days, from class to practice to mandatory study hall to weights to consultation with the team nutritionists to ensure their bodies are in top playing shape.

>>38897538
It's too bad 2/3 of them won't play for an nfl team

>>38897572

You don't get to a leading D1 school by thinking you won't make it to the next level. You're right, but they can't afford to think like that.

ball stomping

>>38897485

A mirror. Just stare deeply into your own eyes, and watch your facial expressions.

>>38897584
>A mirror

What goes up his butt then?

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>>38897466
>tfw i will never play baseball with the son I named Quishel

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>>38897466
>making fun of Quishel
you are not a robot if you make fun of another fellow robot

fucking normal fag get off my board
reeeeeeeeeeee

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>>38897606
Quishel is a loser name. Faggot frog, hold this!

>>38897445
stacy mom fucked a beta to get her job sorry to break it to you. Your dad's genes are not in you

>>38897472
but I look like my Dad

>>38897507
Environmental causes can lead to low test, etc. but it's still your shit genes fault for giving out that easy.

>>38897421
i think lawnmowers sound comfy as fuck, nice blue sky looking out of window hearing the brrrrrrrrrrrrr of a lawnmower is the sign of summer

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>>38897421
No problem, asshole, we got ya covered.

i live in the country, its so comfy here, no lawn-mowers, traffic, only the wind

>>38897398
The most rage-inducing thing about this picture is the fact that it implies there is ANYONE working in fast food in Western/Northern Europe who is white.

>>38897398
Do you happen to have any employment statistics from denmark? Is bk actively hiring over there? What are the maximum working hours per week?

>>38897469
no I don't know any of that

>>38897238
Not really dufus, you just think it is.

But to be honest it did lead me to where I am now. Its by no means embarrassing its actually pretty fun. You meet a lot of really cool people, some people just have tendecies too take shit too far.

>>38897315
where did this all start?
i want to get into this culture but im too autismo to actually ask a sketchy/brown figure to sell me something
i can't afford to buy off the darknet anymore and i want real connrctions

Agreed that drug/stoner culture is cringey but not everyone who does drugs in some capacity is part of the culture.

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Jesus, bucko. You need to clean your room and sort yourself out!

>>38897109
this is going to sound cliche but you have to accept it if you're going to do anything with yourself

i'd recommend you start by getting a garbage bag and start putting trash in there

then shower, brush your teeth in the shower (your gums will bleed a lot so try to be a little gentle)

small steps anon

what i'm getting at is that all this can feel overwhelming but if you dedicate one day to cleaning it will impact your mood in a big way.

don't really know what to say about the drinking, try to taper off how much you drink each day. occupy yourself with cleaning or sorting out your life.

tl;dr unironically just do it

>>38897109
I'm in a similar situation, except I brush my teeth, shave, shower, and don't drink alcohol. Usually I'm indifferent to the fact that I'll be gone soon, and no one will give a second thought, but it's hitting me hard today for some reason.

>got fired
>NEET again
It sucks but I'm glad I don't have to wake up at 4 AM to wagecuck anymore.

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welcome back to the sweet life

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>>38897097
This image is corrupt or there was an error reading metadata, according to 4chan X.

fat girls will. ugly girls will. just not the girls you want. another reminder, yeah?

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>>38897072
Why are you gonna suicide, OP?

>>38897072
are you looking to asphyxiate or break your neck? whats actually causes death in hanging?

>>38897072
You shouldn't kill yourself dude.

>>38897068
>40 hours
that's a part time job lol. you'll be fine

>>38897068
what's the job OP? If it's fun, you can tell us stories about it.

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>>38897068
Show up early and stay late for a while if you can bear it. And then try to improve things rather than merely doing your job.

I'm unemployed so take my advice with a grain of salt.

>mfw two in-person interviews next week

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>>38897015
If you're as powerless as me than no

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new question, does being socially inept mean you have confirmed autism?

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>>38897015
not completely... you can improve it a lot though. You gotta do more normie stuff like work and make an effort.

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>>38896979
>wanting to be a manlet
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
It's hell, I promise

But normal size people would be bigger and stronger diggers and axe weilders.

>>38896979
Why do you need to be a dwarf to do any of those things?