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>>38312435
>i can't afford to lose her as a friend
You lost already. Never go into a negotiation not willing to take another deal

>>38312435
nah just lose her

why not try being happy with yourself instead of being down on yourself for such simple things

also this might not be related but i wanna say, you shouldnt worry about shit you have no control over. shit that you cant ever change, at least not naturally. no point in worrying

BORING MAN
THERE HE GOES
MAKES A THREAD
NO IMAGE HE CHOSE
GETS ONE REPLY
AND DOESN'T REPLY
BORING MAN
THERE HE GOES

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>>38312326
"The reality is that you need to get a job. I'm taking you around town to look for one -- no ifs, ands, or buts about it. Speak with the manager, hand him your resume, and shake his hand firmly while maintaining eye contact. It's that simple, Champ."

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Hush.
It's not our fault

>>38312636

*drinks*

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>>38312200

It's all in your head Champ, you just have to think more positively. Excuses get you nowhere. I'm taking you out tomorrow to get a job and I won't take no for an answer.

>>38312249
>implying I have anyone who believes in me
when I bring up wanting to get a job my parents treat me like a child, so I have zero self-confidence. If my parents don't believe me why would an interviewer?

I'm no doctor but as long as you're not getting drug tested I really doubt weed would fuck with bloodwork

As for what I do, I usually smoke weed, ride my bike, watch moe anime

I feel like this pressure is given by the society. Masturbating is basically the same thing but easier and faster

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I'm a gay virgin who could easily get laid, but pic related makes me feel indifferent towards the idea of sex, and when people touch me I wanna die

>>38492563
By being immune to peer pressure and lowering my social interactions by isolating myself for more than 5 years, Soon I'll be a 23-year neet that doesn't know how to drive, doest drink has never done drugs and doesn't even smoke, and I couldn't give a shit. At some point, I think I did lose it thought,

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>>38312170
Too bad normalscum
I dont live in a house anyway

That would be originally great.

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>>38492492
They said the n-word
Oh ha, ha, ha

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>>38492492
u find it funny because its not what u would expect to be on the wii u

it being a generally family friendly place, seeing somebody write nigger on it can be funny, especially since it could be coming from a kid

also, Little Tom is a comedic name in it of itself, which makes the whole thing more out of place itself, therefore more funny

>>38492515
its not just the n-word anon, its the presentation and lack of normality in the idea of a kid saying it on the wii u, along with the outrageous claims and the seemingly confident ideology he has in his unconventional claim

>>38312159
Because theft is wrong.

>>38312159
>why don't you just become the scum of the Earth?
ftfy

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>>38312212
Are you sure?

34853

Prostate stimulation can give you prostate orgasms, which you can have consecutively for hours on end. You just need a decent toy and some lube, the only real drawback is prostate fluid is partially urine, and I find they're not that easy to have without drugs.

>>38492485
>Wanting an orifice that has dried blood, urine and mucous all over it
>Not liking having the superior sexual organ which has none of those issues
Everything else can be easily solved.
>Refractory period
Drink lots of water, do some kegel exercises, and don't think about anything sexual.
>Multiple orgasms
Take some estrogen for that.
>Good sex
Is a meme. You're going to be having hot stinky breath constantly blown into your face, at some point the girl you're fucking is going to fart or even in some rare cases shit herself, and it's really easy to contract STD's.
>Good masturbation
Take some testosterone and find something that really interests you. Stop looking at porn and masturbate while imagining something instead. 3dpd shit is never any good for anything.

>>38492566
this is not true. it's a 50/50 proposition if a male will be stimulated by any prostate stimulation.
feel free to try it out, but be aware that about half of the male population finds it uncomfortable and cannot orgasm.

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>>38312151
>that dildo in the background

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This is what a normal human ear is supposed to look like

they were probably originally gonna be bigger but changed while you were brewing
get some cosmetic surgery you'll be fine

>>38492416
Go to Germany, it wouldn't be consensual tho

>>38492453
Why wouldn't it? Do I have to rape him?

>>38492494
Because I'm willing. Just saying.