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Was this bike a good purchase?
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Bikes are cool, but I personally prefer skateboards.
I know nothing about bikes but I would say as long as you enjoy using it then it was a good purchase.
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nachoz
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>>35510129
It was around $1200 CAD with all the accessories I got with it included.

I just feel as though I may have wasted my money, and a cheaper bike would have been just as fine.

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Should traps and trans people be able to go shirtless in public?
I just thought about this right now and it seems like an interesting question.

Both ways too, girls who look like dudes and dudes who look like girls. Should it be dependent on breast size? Genitals? Or just what you "identify" as?
What do you robots think?
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>>35510010
Anyone can walk around naked for any reason as long as you're willing to accept the consequences.

You only think this question is deep with potential for debate because you're looking for one catch all answer where none exists.
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>>35510333
That's a good point anon.

Nice trips by the way

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>finish shitting liquid diarrhea
>sitting there exhausted for a minute before wiping
>suddenly you feel the last few drops of shit tickling your anus as they drop into the toilet

Am I the only one who loves this feel? What weird but good feelings do you get robots?
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>>35509954
Pretty sure that means you're gay, sorry, senpai.
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>>35509991
>calling me gay for enjoying what feels like a dozen little frogs giving me a rimjob at once

Fucking prudes should refrain from entering these premises

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>be alcoholic
>piss in bottles to get up every 10 minutes
>leave window slightly opened because I smoke
>sister takes dog out
>sister sees me pissing in a bottle through window
>sees my dick
>says "nice dick" and laughs
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>>35509946
She's not saying what you think she's saying

Still hawt
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Size?
Something something original
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>>35510101

Like 2 inches flaccid. Uncut. Looks like pic related.

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>Year 2017.19194
>Still haven't fucked boi pucci

IT'S NOT FAIR!!!
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>>35509944
>2017
>Still no submissive trap that truly looks like a female
>The ones that do have probably more testo and bigger dicks than you and would want to ravage your ass

Well, guess i'm going to kill myself this year, after all.
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>>35509944
Anon if you really wanted to fuck boipussy you'd download grindr and meet up with someone. But the truth is you don't actually want to fuck boipussy so please, for everyone's sake, stop shitting up the board with your asinine threads.

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>rando joins my discord
>ask who he is
>starts to beat around the bush and sperg the fuck out
>banned him
talk about the daily autism you go through on discord
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Biggu kissu!
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>>35510093
a-aya
im sorry I haven't been talking to you.
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>>35510114
Thoust needn't apologise
Just make sure you're happy for me

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Hello robots, I don't know where else to post this so fuck it I'm posting it in here. Inb4 weed is degenerate etc...

What are some one-off or one-shot disposal methods I could smoke weed? Basically I want to take one huge hit and then be able to dispose of what I used to smoke it. I don't want to keep a bowl since it smells so bad and I don't want to smoke a joint since it's too much. I literally just want one massive hit and then leave no trace of anything
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>>35509910
Apple is a good idea to use
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>>35509910
water bottle bong. You'd need to keep the stem, though
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>>35509992
Thx. That's actually not a bad idea. I'll buy some apples tomorrow

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Who here /doesntbrushteeth/?
I haven't brushed in years.

>dentist says to brush better
>say okay
>stop brushing altogether
D E V I L I S H
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>>35509901
>still going to the dentist
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>>35509935
Like I said I haven't brushed in years. I stopped going to the dentist years ago as well
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>>35509901
>Hehe I hat thet dentist fug that guy :DDDD
>In not gonna no bruj teth heh :^D
>get cavities, keep going to dentist
>????
>give money to dentist
It was baid newfaf >:~ddDD

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>pretend to be Anglo on flag boards
>banter the yanks, the French and the Irish
>remind the world how the British empire brought forth the most successful colonies and civilized most of the world
>feel genuine pride
>in reality I'm just a fucking larping n*gger
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>be actual anglo
>don't care about heritage

lmao
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((((((((((civilized)))))))))

I am an original babby hahahaha lmao hooooooheeeeehaaawwwww
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>>35509895
it's all roleplay anyways, the portion of the population that is pure anglo is <1%

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anybody here insecure of their jawline?
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No. My jawline is pretty average and not something to get insecure about.
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Yes. My jawline is pretty ugly and is something to get insecure about.
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I would always consider this guy the chad of chads and as it turns out, hes gay.

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Ever since my step sister found out I'm Jewish she comes in my room, farts on me, and says "Gassed again, Juden."

It sucks. How do I stop it?
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>>35509812
Thats a nice Lillie, my dude
I hope to see more
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become zyzz

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I have had a bad day
say sweet things to me
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>>35509757
Life's a bitch but if it makes you feel any better you and everyone else on /r9k/ are the closest things I have to friends.
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zyzz thread now
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>>35509757
You're really cute, anon~ uwu

orighahah

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Ok 4chan, I need some help. I slid off an icy road into a curb and got a flat tire. It's my parents' car and I don't have any money rn. What can I do so I don't have to explain how majorly I fucked up? They already don't trust my driving and I'm worried they're gonna take the car
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just kill yourself and it all goes away
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did you use a spare tire
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>>35509723
tell them you were driving and hit a pothole accidentally.

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Why is stacey so unattainable?
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She's just higher up on the food chain.
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>>35509718

I've fucked many stacy looking prostitutes.
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tfw have this body but a butterface

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Am I crazy or immature for not liking reality?

This post was longer.
Im not sure if what originally came after was 'fat' or not but I trimmed it anyway.
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>>35509703
This reality is objectively shit. Go to sleep at night and have all kinds of cool friends banging hot chicks all the time partying all the time. Wake up and its like oh banging a different hot chick every day doesn't happen here. Gotta go back to work and parents talk down to me constantly; lovely.
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>>35509797
Maybe im just a low test autist.
But ive never wanted a gf

Ive got fetishes, a sex drive.
But
>banging hot chicks

Has never taken precedent in the things I consider ideal goals.

>tfw all I want is to be a part of something and do something and not have to psyche my self up to do it and want to do it because I'm needed and good at what I do

>tfw everyone at there core in some form or another just 'wants to bang hot chicks' and finds it very important

>can't put into words how much I want nothing to do with any of it
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>>35510014
Same here.

I'd rather enjoy myself than put a vagina on a pedestal, telling myself every day to chase it so i can validate my existence and get affirmation from my peers.

While risking to get STDs.

Sometimes, i too, get the urge to slam some ass into oblivion but, if that ain't happening, it's fine.

But, normies get fucking butthurt about not getting any for more than 2 weeks.

To me, it shows how degenerate and backwards people truly are when they're like that.

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