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>it's another" dad comes home and downs 6 beers then screams at you while beating on your door for being a disappointment" episode

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Fuck Spring.

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>be 3 weeks since i showered
>so itchy i cant sleep
>its so bad that after showering im still itchy and smelly

What do?

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Is this the most depressing 1st world country in the world?

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>Be black
>Taking a night walk
>See a white couple
>The woman is pregnant
>Really wish that I was the woman

Fucking whitebois

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He looks like the kind of kid who tortures animals and molests his cousins.

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How did you spend your prom night robots?
I played monster hunter and ate pizza all night. It was pretty comfy desu.

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>tfw ridiculously detailed memory
>remember tiny things from 10 years ago that most people forget the day after

is it autism?

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>used to be autistic no friends
>joined university, made a lot of friends in my major
>we share same interests so they all like me and I'm worthwhile to have a friend
>no problem socializing with them

>talk to any girl
>have literally no idea how to even attempt to start anything romantic

Anyone else in this situation? I'd rather be autistic with no friends then have friends who are all getting laid or have girlfriends

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fembot feels
single mother edition

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>decide to go out for once
>to return book to library so I don't pay late fees
>don't have clothes so I throw on my shitty school hoodie
>go to library
>closed
>walk past a group of blonde girls and they giggle as I spit my gum in a garbage can
>they look back at me and the laughing gets louder
>walk to mcdonalds to try chicken mcnuggets
>two girls are standing near the counter and look at me as I get in line
>from my school
>they start talking in a gossip-like tone
>i could make out that they were talking about my hoodie and being poor
>one of them starts laughing uncontrollably
>has to walk away and sit at a table to try to control herself
>the one that wasn't laughing is still at the counter and turns to look at me as I try to leave without them realizing
>I know she saw me and now knows I was intimidated and embarrassed
>speed walk to the dollar store instead (a whole bunch of stores are in the same area)
>walk in
>give my bag to the lady at the counter
>qt
>i can see that she is somewhat repelled by me
>walk in the snacks asile
>browse for a long time
>the lady at the counter is now in the asile cause she thinks im stealing
>grab a chocolate bar and a bag of chips
>pay quickly and leave
>about to cross the road to go home
>girls from the mcdonals walk up next to me
>start laughing loudly, both of them

Why am I a complete female repellant ?

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Eh? You've never seen a pair of square patties before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand...

HERE! BOING!

AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, anon! Th-Th-They're just pieces of Never Frozen Beef on my buns, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they cook side to side! Sizzle sizzle! I-I bet you want to smell them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Hungryboy Anon?! G-Go right ahead! Smell these savory' patties as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, taste 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful; my patties are super hot right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy...~!

I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my Frosty too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not t-taking orders anyway!

S-S-S-So, what do you think? ...Well, I guess that ragin' salivation on your lip answers THAT question! HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, anon! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you saw our commercial! L-L-Look how THICC it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking THICC! I-I've never seen it this THICC before! Look what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a girl all creamy and THICC! Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this THICC, it's much easier to cram a spooon up in there! And I'm drooling like a freaking sieve here! You'd b-b-better eat it up RIGHT NOW!

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Come join our discord at ggKcHWM
We are a community of NEETs, Robots and losers. If that sounds like you come join us.

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Banned out of nowhere and pissed off about it because it's one Of The forms of social platforms I use to speak to people and I know for a fact it was people Fucking with me. I tried making a new email and using a vpn and nothing works. What the fuck can I do? Kik are useless and just keep sending me automates responses and doesn't even highlight are say what I was banned for.

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How do i successfully kill myself