>he thinks he's a chosen one and is waiting for the day when he decides the fate of mankind.
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>>>/x/ please go back
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>he imagines himself being the hero who takes a few bullets in order to stop a school shooter
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>>37975350
nobody can prove that i'm not
cheek meta, anglosticks
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Move the FUCK over, 'sushi brah'
Get your stupid sushi screenshots and your retarded Foghorn-Leghorn rooster-ass lookin haircut outta here.
There's a new Chad in town.
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pretty lame af OP
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>>37975331
She's still going to ghost you
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>>37975345
Sushibrah must have you by your dicklet-accompanied balls.
>c-can i have your snapchat tinder girl?
>gracias chica
>Oooooooo you get a gold star!
> You've been staring at me all morning. Do I know you from somewhere?
w-wat do
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>>37975318
Fuck off roasty. You ain't bully me this time.
I ascended.
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>n-no I just think you're really pretty. sorry
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Y-yeah I'm friends with your brother. S-sussie, right?
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>It's time, anon.
>Which one of us will you choose as your ally for the race war?
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>>37975309
If you don't choose right you already lost.
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Both. Together we will put whitey in their place.
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impregnate them both with my black seed in order to inavertedly wipe out the weak-gened white race
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>didn't pooped for several days straight
WHAT IS HAPPENING
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GUYS HELP! I'M GETTING SCARED
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Please help. I'm getting really nervous about it ;-;
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You are already dead.
Let go.
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feathered dinosaurs are better than scaly one
what do you think robots
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dinosaurs are shit tier lifeforms
>muh hueg
>muh noms
>muh hueg noms
literally the entire history of dinosaurs
at any rate, i would eat a brontosaurus steak or several
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>>37975339
i would to
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>>37975339
that's basically the entire history of any animal minus humans
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do teen girIs like 21 year old guys?
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>>37975216
Only the handsome and confidents ones
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Yeah. When I was 16 a friend of mine hooked up with a 22 year old guy
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They probably like 21 year old Chads...
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>have unprotected sex with a girl at your place
>she doesn't want to take the plan B pill
>first option: let her go and pay child support for 18 years
>second option: force her to take it and become a criminal
Which option would you choose?
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>>37975215
You know, anon, some couples go through months and years of constant unprotected sex in an effort to conceive a child, and can't do it. It's not like one of your animes.
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sneak it into her food
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3. Marry her and be happy
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if you are so desperate for pussy, why dont you simply kidnap a girl and wait for Stockholm syndrome to kick in?
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Because it would be inauthentic love. There's no wonder to it.
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>>37975183
My parents don't even allow me to keep a dog, why do you think they'll allow me too keep a woman in my basement?
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>>37975200
considering female infatuation with violent men and even serial killers I think it would be more than authentic,
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What some your lame excuse for not having a gamer gf?
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they don't like me at all
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The left is way more attractive, why would I want some dumb bitch that gets mad over video games over a slut who I can pump and dump?
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>>37975182
I'm getting mid 2012 vibes from that pic
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anybody feel like they just lost the game? they've failed to complete the level and there's just "game over" right there. you cant ignore it. its juts there. thats it. you lost. you'll never have another shot at it. you'll never go back to being a teen. you'll never have your first kiss. you'll never get a genuine laugh out of that girl's eyes.
>be 20
>never learned how to socialize
>tried working out and failed
>tried learning new things and failed
>tried being a normie and failed
>tried going to a good college and failed (about to transfer)
>tried to get laid and failed
>did a lot of self-improvement in order to date crush and failed
>packing my bags as I type, going home in shame, no friends
>I had one shot at being with my soul mate and ruined it
>mfw
there's not even vidya or anime waiting at home. nothing by missed memories. oh, i could try doing better at my next college. but why bother. ive tried the level and failed
so many times
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>>37975169
Who cares honestly, quit your melodramatics, you base your life to the values of others, you're not an individual that's your problem.
Besides "soul mate" really soul mate, quit trying to romanticize everything, that's the problem you try to imagine how life "should" be
What you don't get is that most of the things you base your values on are just fabricated false notions, there is no ideal partner, there is no ideal job.
In the end it doesn't matter, in the grand scheme of things on a universal scale humans aren't shit, especially if you're just a run of the mill average joe
I also don't get people's obsession over woman and the need to be in a relationship, in that mindset you'll never be with anyone
You view a partner as an asset, an addition to your list of things YOU WANT, it's about objectification and trying to meticulously fabricate your life.
You view your goals as mere trophies, checklist of things that you want in order to feel as if your worth anything and to get validated by others
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Your problem is that your dick, your ego and your false sense of success created by society is pushing you to be unhappy.
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>>37975691
I'm sorry if I'm not as enlightened as you are, bro. Wha, so easy. Thanks. Now let me undo 20 years of human education. Also did you not read the post. If I cited "soulmate" and "getting laid" in two separate lines that tells you something you ugly cunt. I didn't see her as a possession.
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>>37975943
>you ugly cunt.
Right don't know where that fits into context, but there's clearly some projection going on here
It's fine
Also stop stitching odd sentences with punctuation's and unnecessary capital letters together and use spacing.
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tell me about your friends /r9k/, or the ones you wish you had
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>mfw no friends except for the internet
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>>37975164
What's it like to have friends? What do you do with them?
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We drink beer, eat food and watch some stuff on youtube. Its a simple frienship.
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>>37975164
i just want a freind who can lie under the stars with at night and chill and that would be enough
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>tfw you'll never have a bf you can turn into a gf
Why even live? What's the point?
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answer me ree
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>>37975156
source?
originalbloxxors
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>>37975156
>>37975884
This.
Also, being deprived of typical romance, I'd take the alternatives.
>conquered all of Asia and some of Europe
>most skilled soldiers of the time
>fucked so many women that 0.5% of the worlds population can be traced back to him
Fucking Chad
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And he was an ugly fat manlet. Think about that the next time you say Chad has to be 6'5" and blonde and muscular.
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>>37975198
Yeah dude you just have to conquer the majority of the planet, it's easy to over come chad
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>>37975198
He raped 99% of the women he fucked.
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Hello, newfag here
Could you, people, tell me what ITT and when people reply to you with /thread mean? Please
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>>37975144
ITT = In this thread
/thread is shutting down a thread, no body really listens, its just a insult and is funny to see
now leave while you can, its not worth staying here
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>>37975144
>ITT
Insert Third Testicle
procedure used to icrease your testosterone levels and make you more of a Chad
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>>37975197
>he's not at I8T
Nerd.