why isn't your dick big /r9k/?
it's what women want.
>someone took the time to make this bullshit infographic
Genetics. Stacy wants a big dick not because it feels the best, but because it's yet another symbol of status. Non-Stacies don't care about size as long as it's able to penetrate (i.e. not too small) without causing pain (i.e. not too big).
>>37733650
I don't know for any of the other shit but the monkey argument is retarded, evolution doesn't work like that.
Pretty Much Half Way Through 2017 Edition
>>37733436
>halfway through 2017
>barely left my bed since December 2016
ishiggydiggy
First for doggo with socko
>>37733436
>Half Way Through 2017
>Chad males eye contact with a girl
>Girl: Oh... Is there something in my hair? When will he talk to me? Thank God I wore a tampon!
>You make eye contact
>Girl:*Gets whiplash by looking away so quickly* Oh my Gawd, what a creeep! Are those his... his... sex eyes?!!!! That's it, I'm not coming here alone again!
>Chad asks out a girl
>Girl: Why do I feel so tingly down there! Oh my Gawd, I need to buy a dress! I can wear those new heels with the straps, I can keep them on when we're in bed!
>You ask girl for her number and she gives it
>Girl: Eeek! He can't track me down, can he! Why did he even think he could talk to me?! Who the heck does that? That's so rude, putting me on the spot. Thank God for blocked texts!
>Girl uses Tinder and sees Chad
>Girl immediately answers his texts. Chad texts her cringe shit while dying of laughter with his friends and reluctantly fucks your crush once.
>Girl uses Tinder and sees you
>Immediately realised you have inferior genetics, rejects you, feels ZERO attraction, never thinks of you again. Or if she's browsing with her friends there's a quick, "Like, just like, like EW! Teeeeeheeeee!"
Shut the fuck up, you bitter virgin. Stop going for Stacy if you don't want to be a "creep."
>>37733353
>Thank God I wore a tampon!
lmao
>>37733353
>When you realize it isn't your game
>it isn't the way you dress
>it isn't your personality
>it isn't your hobbies
>It isn't your "approach"
>It's literally JUST your face, height, and frame
>Chad is a genetically superior and you are genetically inferior
>Chad can message "ay wassup bish u wanna fuk l8r?" and women will be panicking to put on make up and get out the door
>You never stood a chance
I am sexually attracted to 2D little girls. How do I stop, please help.
>>37733325
every time you jerk off to one you're training your brain to keep doing it. get a hobby and stop
>>37733325
why would you want to stop?
origiloli
>>37733325
There is no help, only suffering
oregamis
Objectively speaking, is this the best song ever?the a side, not snake charmer
COME DOWN WITH FIRE
>>37734013
ABD LIFT MY SPIRITS HIGHER
Certainly one of the best guitar riffs ever.
swede here, i'm just going to tell you that our women are fucking awful. they are completely uninterested in any relations with me and only want the dick of achmed or tyrone. don't ever fall for the "hot swede" meme because they're never going to fuck you unless you look like a sandmonkey.
>>37733279
>welcome to Sweden
I thought they changed the name to swedistan a few months ago
>>37733279
feels weird reading this as the son of a refugee father/Swedish mother
>>37733279
All I have to say is I'm sorry, and will mourn you Sweden.
>>37733265
Is that the girl from facial abuse?
>>37733265
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10Ik4wgnPz0
>>37733265
You retarded nigger, stop creating unrealistic degenerate fantasies.
>>37735149
So some hapa chick decided to marry a Jew. Sounds a great idea
er?
I decided i can't waste the beautiful days we've been havin here playing vidya indoors, so every day it's sunny i've been lying out listening to music and drinking beer while getting some sun. I'm a palebot and i'm starting to get some color. Feels good. Blemishes start getting less noticable, and my green eyes are more piercing with the new contrast. Plus, i feel kinda Chaddy when i see my darker arms compared to pastybrahs.
>>37733246
Don't know what happened, but the title was 'any robots tanning up this summer?'
I didn't backspace, i swear
>>37733246
it definitely helps acne and mood. vitamin d could even be a hormone
I never go outside. I don't worry about being asked to go outside since I have no friends. It all works out, you'll see.
there are no spics, mexicans, latinas. Thank god.
Must be why president douche j tinkle spends more time golfing than obummer
>>37733239
golf field*
not a mexican in sight
B E A U T Y at its finest
I iust realized that golf courses are like concentration camps without guards for white men
WTF i love golf courses now
>Anon, y-you wont let Mr. Big Fat Meanie trump deport me back to my country, will you? Let me stay with you and I'll be your loving qt latina wife and have your kids?
Wat doooo?
>>37733173
Faces like that are so far removed from what I conceptualize as a woman. Nobody in my life looks like that. I know any woman would be capable of putting on a dramatic face, but I want a woman who enjoys being dressed down in sweats.
>>37733235
Maybe she does enjoy being dressed down in sweats. But since you want to be a faggot and deny her offer I guess you'll never know.
>ywn move to mexico, become an anti-trump propagandist and subsequently drown in mexicana pussy
Why is the modern man willing to share his significant other?
>>37733170
Why do you care what a woman does if she's not getting in your way?
>>37733268
He is asking asking about the men dumbass.
>>37733170
It's a meme. Cucking doesn't even happen. If it does, its called cheating.
>go on grindr
>some daddy shows interest
>drives all the way to my town
>picks me up and takes me to his place
>he is friendly and enjoys my twink body
>always making me feel comfortable
>sucks me off, suck him off, make him cum
>he really enjoyed the time with me and drops me back off later
Why isn't it this easy for girls? It's so much easier being gay. A lot of the time an older daddy will go out of his way and even support you.
Why aren't you robots going gay? It's a good feeling letting someone enjoy your body.
I don't get why the /r9k/userbase is so homophobe desu
>>>/lgbt/ and stay there >>>/lgbt/ and stay there >>>/lgbt/ and stay there >>>/lgbt/ and stay there >>>/lgbt/ and stay there >>>/lgbt/ and stay there >>>/lgbt/ and stay there >>>/lgbt/ and stay there >>>/lgbt/ and stay there >>>/lgbt/ and stay there >>>/lgbt/ and stay there >>>/lgbt/ and stay there >>>/lgbt/ and stay there >>>/lgbt/ and stay there >>>/lgbt/ and stay there >>>/lgbt/ and stay there >>>/lgbt/ and stay there >>>/lgbt/ and stay there >>>/lgbt/ and stay there >>>/lgbt/ and stay there >>>/lgbt/ and stay there
>>37733431
I don't get why the /r9k/userbase is so homophobe btw
> Found out that there is a big discord group in my school, where retards like me play vidya and make memes.
> Get invite
> After few hours autism kicks in
> Start sending loli hentai and gore
> Banned
Fucking nerds
Just beat em up irl bro
>>37733026
Shoot up the school nigga, those fuckers deserve it
You are now forever known as that kid
Congrats
Fembots, why haven't you sexually interacted with an animal yet?
Don't you like having orgasms?
>>37732969
Can I join also? I'm a girl (male)
>>37732969
I've done it for my boyfriend once.
Human dick is still best.
>>37732969
I once let a dog lick my nips
That's about it
I don't know about doggy dick, OP... doesn't sound too good. I'd like to try human boy penis first, desu
ITT; Robots posting top-tier memes. I cleaned out the majority of my folder and im ready to start flooding my poor facebook friends with more stupidity.
Leave this board right fucking now
>>37732904
FUCKING KILL YOURSELF NORMIE FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OFF MY FUCKING BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>37732904
Get the fuck out Normie.