I found this to be amusing
people getting literally triggered to death :D
>>36138225
And here's more fags that offed themselves on election night
>>36138225
>>36138242
PLEASE let these be true. Please tell me LGBBQ retards were killing themselves over the ONLY republican who has no problems with them. Oh it would be too delicious.
Hey /pol/ here have you losers ever thought about getting a job? You could have money meet new people and finally be happy.
>>36138149
Oh, you again. What do you want ???
>>36138259
I want you to get a job so you can stop being a NEET loser. It would be good for you.
Who hires high school drop outs?
not even McDonalds.
My conversation with my dad minutes ago
>anon we spoke to your grandparents and they said they want you to come to Guangzhou (a city in China) to live with them so they can make your normal again, what do you think?
>I'm not sure, I'll think about it
>well it doesn't seem like you're getting better, if you're going to be at home most of the time, you might as well try out living. You can go with your grands to buy a computer once you're.
>okay I'll think about it and let you know
Looks like my family can't take it anymore.
Help
please go
get out of australia
hopefully they ban 4chan over there
>>36138165
It explains why they wanted me to renew my passport application a few weeks ago. I still haven't goten around to completing it.
Here's proof
china isn't a total shithole anymore. guangzhou is pretty much a tier 1 city. it might actually be good to live there for a bit for a change of pace. i'd take the chance if i still had family living there.
Holy fuck man. Poor peoples lives are so shit. Why do they do it? If you are poor as shit, and you know you're going to be poor forever why even do it?
>>36138117
TV, movies, McDonalds, Video Games, dawg! You see dat new music video wit dat bitch wit da fat ass my nigga??
Ok my man I gotta go mop the floors at some dudes mall so I can git dat sweet new iphone wit da glowing home button. Dat shit hype.
Because I don't have the opportunity to make more money. Every time I start to get ahead life throws more shit at me. Problem is, it's far enough in between each that I keep thinking "if I can just get a little more then I'll be good" but then it's frequent enough that I never break out.
It's not like they choose to be born poor. Also most people are too afraid to kill themselves.
*brushes your hair*
You're so tall anon
>>36138109
Y-y-you too anonette
If I'm so tall, how did she touch my hair?
2spooky
>>36138109
Yes, Gravity is much weaker on my planet. Come, there is still much for you to learn of my people...
Anyone else too anxious to leave the house during the day? I can only leave the house if it is dark outside
Go away Dracula
>>36138093
i wish i was a vampire. being a vampire would be cool
Yes
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tWaSYnSrh_8
Rate this man please.
Just one rating is all I ask.
>>36138046
3/10
He has a nice set of teeth, but otherwise has very little going for him looks wise.
>>36138046
Honestly, about a 4.
>>36138046
As a citizen of what nation?
>"Anon...why are you still sitting at home on the computer...we need you to be training for the war in Syria against Russia!! Its a matter of our security Anon, c'mon lets go, Ill show you my PT routine"
Lmao. You think a population of feminized man children want to go to war? They can't even hold a job, what makes you think they wanna go fight in a war?
You'll have to reinstate the draft.
>>36138084
Theyre so filled with hate they can channel their self hatred and rage upon their enemies through autistic screeching.
>>36138723
Give them military grade katanas and some cool futuristic body armor and we won't even need a draft, they sign up in droves desu.
>cheep
>taste good
>healthy
>nof full of mercury like other fish
Why do normalfags hate sardines so much?
>>36138016
I hate all fish. I can only tolerate fried catfish.
Often times due to being improperly prepared, over salted, or mistakenly believing they are eating the entire fish not a fillet.
>>36138016
>taste good
No. All seafood has that distinct, absolutely disgusting seafood taste, smell, and aftertaste. Garbage. Fucking garbage.
Asian girl laughing hysterically asian man's penis. And you people wonder why Asian girls are getting blacked now.
>Black dick superior
>I hate niggers!!
>Asians getting blacked!
All the same people spamming these threads. Don't be tricked! This is not what /r9k/ is usually like
>be black
>haven't even gotten a chance to talk to asian girls let alone black them
remove this thread.
Is that how you interpret this scene? I always thought the actress simply finds the situation where a naked guy springs up from behind the sofa hilarious.
Maybe I'm just not a cuck.
Are doc martens robot-tier?
new balance, preferably with velcro are the official robotcore shoes.
>>36137936
Pseudo tough guy tier. new balance are the official robot shoe
>>36137936
dyke/insufferable cunt tier
>>36137956
yeah these, or any cheap as fuck pair of trainers is autismo
what were they? Normies, cyborgs, robots, etc?
>>36137925
They don't really fit any category
Probably cyborgs.
>>36137925
I think I know of this show..it used to come on after Jersey Shore right??
>"heh-hehhehe you need toilet paper"
>"huhuhuhuh no you are corn man!"
I can't deal with being a subhuman manlet anymore, /r9k/... Did you find a way out?
I'm seriously thinking about giving up. I can't see light in my life anymore
Step 1. Stop referring to yourself as a manlet.
Step 2. Work on yourself. Make yourself appealing in other ways.
Step 3. Go out and talk to women.
I'm shorter than you (most definitely) and I got a gf now. Here's how I did it. I started going out very often to meet as many girls as possible and I started actively improving my social skills mostly through practice.
Here is some motivation for you.
That guy is 5'2. His gf is not only way hotter than him. She's also taller.
>>36137920
Just wear some lifts, brah. It's no big deal.
>tfw 5'8
>wear lifts
>instantly 5'10
So long story,
>got masters degree (ICT)
>hate working
>hate uni now after 20 years of learning
>not rich
>no family to support me
>savings running out
>have not worked in over a year
>like waking up @ noon and just messing about all day
Any good tips to stay on the tendie train?
>>36137863
do you have student loans? Can you soak up NEETbux for a while at least?
>>36137926
I live in Australia, so we don't have loans for students like in the US, they only give us money for the degree and not much else...
Can't get unemployment because they make you work for the dole if you are young.
Best Idea I have come up with is go for disability, but I have actually used the past year to not be a fat sack of shit...
>>36137863
Just pull out all the stops
>try to make a YouTube channel for ad rev
>fill out online surveys for $10 gift cards
>stream some bullshit on twitch
>create a twitter account bashing trump so the libcucks will start throwing money at you
>sell art or some shit
>make some useful computer program and sell it for money
>make some dogshit candy crush app
Wew lad, that's all I can think of
>chads and stacys died at a party over the weekend
>OD'd and drunk drive
>dipshit supreme tried injecting heroin into neck
>was actually nigger grade heroin
>seized up and no one called een wan wan cause scared high schoolers
>suv packed like sardines crashed into freeway barrier
>going fucking 110
>died on impact
>school might have free day tomorrow
>dead chads and stacys were a menace to outcasts and autismos
>broke a kids warhammer collection once
Holy shit this is a good day
get out underaged fuck
I want high school kiddos off my board
I hate highschoolers on /r9k/ so fucking much. You're not welcomed here. You're """18"""" you haven't even tried life yet. Go boohoo about prom somewhere else