I can see the pearly gates of silver.
What's the best Teemo skin? I like this one because it has smooth autos.
Never got into it. It's like alterac valley over and over again
>>36083740
https://euw.op.gg/summoner/userName=squiffy+felcher
Lol anon what's it like to know that there's a person who's silver 3 on the kr server who plays by blowing bubbles through a straw because he has no hands. You're literally less able than a person without fucking arms.
Just fapped again while listening to my upstairs apartment neighbors fucking and listening to the guy's gf moaning constantly
wish i had a gf
Welcome to the club. You got any snacks?
>>36083649
And while walking back to my apartment after class I looked thru her window and saw her chad bf and her cute asian self
last time i didnt know what she looked like now I get to picture a cute asian girl getting fucked silly 10 feet above me
>>36083671
hmmm i miss old tf2 before all of those fucking trade restrictions. End of the Line killed it for me. About those snacks though.
Anyone here meditate? What are the best videos/soundtracks you use?
>>36083616
>I will never have something like in that webm
Thanks for making me sad, faggot.
>>36083616
I don't meditate, but if I did I'd probably do it to William Basinski.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pX_jySkFIK4
>>36083635
iktf
You're are own heartbeat
>be me
>showing off my cock is my fetish
>have a genius plan to finally cock shock my sister and her two hot friends
>tell my buddy the plan and he is game
>ceiling fan in living room needs to be replaced, been putting it off for a couple days waiting for sis and her hot friends to be hanging out on the couch
>buddy is always at our house so the master plan is ready to unfold
>tell sis mom is bitching about the fan and that I'm going to take it off the ceiling
>I'm wearing basketball shorts and already getting a nice chub
>buddy has studied my master plan for weeks now, waits until I'm on the last screw
>I'm shaking and stuttering. this is more intense than I imagined
>buddy yanks my shorts to my feet like instructed, revealing my dick
>sis and friends are screaming and covering their eyes but taking peeks and losing their shit.
>fuck yes I'm helpless and totally not to blame for this
>buddy runs out of the room
>I am now standing on a chair with a 40 pound fan above my head
>start yelling for help. It was only supossed to be for a few seconds
>buddy is nowhere to be found
>am now fullery erect after about 6 seconds
>this wasn't apart of my plan
>sister and hot friends run upstairs blurting out OMFG. Can't tell if disgust or shock. Probably both
>had to shimmy my legs to get my shorts up high enough to grab with my one free hand real fast.
>taking the fan down was a lot harder than I thought wtf
>buddy is in the backyard laughing his ass off
>its been 2 hours and they haven't come back downstairs
>>36083591
Hot as fuck, pics would be great (of you and sister)
Indecent exposure to a minor. Bam!
OP you are a true visionary
>6'3
>Not fat
>Blue eyes
>No chin
Fuck you genetics. So close to Chadhood, but you fucked me over. 22, still the only person to ever touch my dick.
Originally from the front
Original
Another, showcasing my pathetic physique.
You don't look that bad anon. You could be a chad with enough confidence
who /chinlet/ here?
being a chinlet makes you an automatic 1/10.
What causes chinlets? I've heard it's genetic, or diet, or posture in youth. Which is it they're so creepy
>>36083555
chinlets look like weed salesmen,
I fucked my weed salesman.
>>36083600
>What causes chinlets? I've heard it's genetic, or diet, or posture in youth. Which is it they're so creepy
literally all of the above, if you include mouth breathing with posture. chinletism is a horrible condition and an understandable reason for us to be purged from the gene pool.
I know of a catfish using this persons image as "themselves" I've tried putting this in various image search engines and nothing has come up, they've modified the image and probably reversed it too, to make sure nothing would come up. I need your help robots, I don't know what else to do.
>>36083504
kill yourself imo desu
>>36083527
Brilliant idea lmao.
>>36083504
Or maybe, you're not getting catfished
hey /r9k/, is there a reason why a cat would randomly start peeing on the floor a lot instead of his litter box when he's been properly litter trained for years?
I'm concerned about him
Maybe something's wrong with his paws, try a finer grain of kitty litter that's easier on cat feet.
>>36083501
Could be anxiety or you need to have the litter box cleaned more often. My cat does this as a way to tell me it's time for a clean litter box desu.
I fucking hate cats with every fiber of my being. I would adopt a cat just to kill it.
If 4chan was made into a movie, would we be the bad guys?
>Nobody likes us
>Dead-end leech on society
>Constantly mock other people
>Only happy / less miserable when putting others down
You mean 4chan as a whole or just ar nine kay?
>>36083471
I guess... If a movie was made, would a character who represented /r9k/ ideals, be seen as a bad guy
>it's this fucking thread again
Every year or two.
Drank too much alcohol. What can I do? I want it to stop please for the love of god
you're fucked
just ride it out
>>36083398
Drink water. Either it'll help you puke and make it easier or you'll be hydrated to fight off the spins and the hangover. Eat pretzels
It won't last long, Anon. Let it all come up, then drink some water and try to get some sleep.
All wings report in.
>>36083368
Red Ten standing by.
>>36083368
Red Green reporting for duty
>>36083368
LEFT WING REPORTING TO DUTY
Would any of you actually care for a trap/femboy gf?
I have the face and body for it, but the only thing keeping me from doing it is I dont know if people will see me as anything more than a fetish.
>"Would any of you actually care for a trap/femboy gf?"
Do you really even have to ask?
>>36083357
i know that i would be equally be enthusiastic fora trans girl as i would for a girl or a twink or whatever
obviously there would be people who see you as a sexual fetish, but thats what women experience all the time? i think?
Yeah, but you don't live near me so its irrelevant.
And then you fucking die.
Who here frequently reminds themselves of this?
>>36083339
I used to do that when I was 13 as well
Is it dead yet?
Do you think life would suck if you looked like this?
how do i kiss my girlfriend? Everytime i try its either very awkward or just a peck. She's a very shy girl but sometimes it feels like she doesn't want to kiss me. I brush 2 times a day AND make sure my breath is always fresh. Also im not ugly. Do i bring it up?
Don't doubt. Just do it when you feel like it. She probably enjoys it when you do it with full confidence.
>>36083316
Be assertive, you little cockgobbler.
NOTE: This does not mean eat her mouth. Enjoy the experience, use your lips and explore her a little.
If you are attractive and go out enough to get a girlfriend you need GET THE FUCK OUT OF THIS BOARD YOU FUCKING PIECE OF CUM NORMAN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GO AND ASK YOUR BULLSHIT ON REDDIT, NOT HERE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I AM SOL FUCKING SICK OF ALL THE NORMAFAGS ON HERE
IF YOU HAVE HAD
>SEXUAL INTERCOURSE
>A KISS
>HUG
>CONVERSATION W/ SOMEONE YOU INTEND TO FUCK
YOU ARE NOT A FUCKING ROBOT
GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
What if someone has a girlfriend that they've never kissed, hugged, had sex with or don't intend to have sex with?
even worse when you've fucked desu
you know what its like to be in a relationship and therefore never want one, you virgins are the lucky lot, in your head it's a lot better, for me it's just shit.
>>36083340
THEN IT'S NOT A GF YOU FUCKING SPOON BUT THEY CAN STILL GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD