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tricks for not needing sleep? i never have anythibg to do but i still only get about 5.5 hours of sleep. i wish i disnt have to sleep. any secrets to live with no sleep?
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everyone needs sleep no way around it
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everyone needs to shitpiss no way around it but it feels so
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just take amphetamine lmao

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Do you miss being 10-13 years old when you weren't depressed

Ex:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=KTSqWvMBJKg
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my depression started at age 11/12
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>>34694204
>being 10-13
>not being depressed
lol, just lol
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>>34694204
>had a childhood without mental illness

NORMIES OUT OUT OUT

tfw i forgot there are no real men let alone boys on this part of the internet

everyone here is literally a walking troll-dwarf
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Bathroom selfies in the work bathroom.

Stay classy.
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a real man would force himself on you, what kinda sick slut would want that.

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Mexican bots this guy comes up to you, slaps you on the ass and says "Hey dumb taco eating spic! I want you to pay for my wall"

What do you do ?
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>>34694168
This thread deserves more replies
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>>34694168
I hope we go to war.
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>>34694284
No. It doesn't.
originally

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You should not be on this board if:
>you're a healthy weight
>you have 1 friend or more
>you live with someone other than your parents
>you go outside
>you have a gf
>you've ever had a gf
>you're anything other than a perma-KHV
>you've been happy in the past 6 months
>you text anyone
>you have any social media
>someone loves you
>you talk to anyone other than possibly immediate family
>you've ever been complimented on your physical appearance
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>>34694146
friendly reminder that fatcucks/skelecucks CAN NOT be robots
if you still feel enough emotion to either
a. take pleasure in gorging yourself
b. feel disgust at the sight of food
you are FUCKING FILTHY NORMALFAGGOT
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>>34694146
no :DD
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>>34694146
Im missing 7. Im still a loser, but do i really have to be a pathetic, total loser to be here?

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>First orgasm was to the thought of rubbing peepees with one of the cool boys who was sort of my friend but also bullied me sometimes

Why
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>>34694066
>Why
because you're a giant faggot. i bet you jerk it to traps as well
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>>34694066
my first orgasm had no fantasy attached, i just rubbed one out to see what all the hype was about.
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>first time I jerked off I was thinking about Chad fucking my oneitis

tfw cucked myself from the get-go

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What kind of music would Gondola listen to if he had a playlist?

Post songs you think he would listen to or songs you like to listen to while you are silently observing the world.

I think he would like this one.
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forgot to post link.
Hope this is a decent Gondola thread.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUzzivYjvRA
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I feel like gondola would only listen to ambient game soundtracks or natural sounds like birds chirping
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>>34693996
This desu https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bn3E5QAEt18

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This woman wants you to abandon your life and come and live as her qt househusband.

Would you like it?
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>>34693985
obviously

duh

of course
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depends on her occupation/assets/family
that is, what kind of future can i imagine being likely between us
looking at her environment, it would appear she is unwealthy
that is enough for me to forget her immediately
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>>34694015
aren't you giving up a lot?

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>take 3 political spectrum tests
>all say i'm liberal
I d-don''t want to be one.......
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>>34693952
Being a liberal doesn't mean you are a giant SJW, despite what /pol/ tells you
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>>34693952
Then stop believing in leftist horse shit.
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>maybe white nationalism isn't the best idea

GO BACK TO TUMBLR SJW LIBTARD YOUR KIND IS DESTORYING OUR COUNTRY YOURE BRAINWASHED BY THE JEWISH MEDIA AND HAVE BEEN INDOCTRINATED INTO THEIR PLAN TO DESTROY THE MORAL FABRIC OF AMERICA THANK GOD TRUMP IS IN OFFICE SO WE WON

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>tfw futas are 100 times better than traps
>other robots are to gay/blind to realize that
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Mah nigha

Wait.... ball-less or balled?
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>>34693969
based on my knowledge, training, and experience, the balls make it better, a lot better.
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futa on girl is goat so is futa on trap

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Today I found out my oneitis(girl) is more of a robot than me. I think its time to move on.
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>>34693915
Are you going to tell us about her or what?
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No, you fool. It's time to move in.
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>>34693915
I'm trying to move on from a similar situation but I can't.
I don't start the conversations anymore she is the one starting them with me.

She is going to throw her life away, I need to get the fuck away from her.

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what does he mean by "any negative polls are fake news"?
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>implying he doesn't have a point

why would you trust anything the mainstream media says about trump at this point?
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>>34693907
Because anything negative about Daddy Trump is false.
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>>34693957

what do you suggest as an alternative?

do you think that any poll that reflects negatively on trump is made up?

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I don't even want to ask for anything lewd,

I just wanna talk with a girl and ask them how their day was...
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would you like to chat with a tranny fembot?
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>>34693890
Do you go to school? Work? Literally anytime in public?

This dream is attainable.
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do you have a throw away email or something?
also, orignal, maybe?

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Where do you stand?
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I was in orange/yellow last year but honestly I'm in green/blue now

Fucking end me
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purple
ive always felt like that though
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>>34693867
I am at code level pink.

Guess this is the end fellow robots.

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Hey big brother, my friends want to know why someone your age doesn't have a gf or a job, or even a car? We'll give you the TENDIES once you answer
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>>34693834
Because vapid cunts like you don't know how to keep both of your mouths shut.
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>>34693834
I do have a car
A bitchin Volvo 240 with a turbo engine
We can go speeding right now bitch
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Because, still in school, no social skills and suspended license. Tendies please, btw if my sister had friends that hot and still lived with me, I would at least pretend to be chad.

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