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>>36851335
Twin Peaks was good.

>>36851335
whens the last time you fapped?

When was the last time you fapped?

But /fit/ is filled with people with no gf's.

>>36851324
>got fit
>Still no gf
>still neet
>still wanna die

>>36851324

It can relieve some symptoms of roboticism, but imo doesn't help the root causes.

She's not your girlfriend. She's an acquaintance.

Also she might be popular. But if you're not her priority, why would she make you hers?

>>36851399
So what should I do? How do I handle this situation?

>>36851449
get a hobby

you're probably not messaging her anything time-sensitive

or anything that inspires casual back and forth dialogue

bump

origami salami minstrami

>>36851353
sdfsegt eg oggie boogie

it worked pretty well for me - but everyone's brain is different so i don't know how it'll work for you
I hope you feel less sad anon <3

>>36851218
Never, because I'm not a failed normie. I made a conscious decision to be alone and play video games and shitpost every day and I enjoy it.

>>36851218
>cute girlfriend who loves you?
Way past that, its more of wishing for a submissive sextoy by now.

>>36851218
Never. Because I don't feel emotions like "love", nor do I want to feel them.

>>36851142
Would not give up several hours of my life in wageslavery in return for one.

Free time is heaven. Work is hell.

>>36851142
Dumb normie tier.

You can get the same experience fixing a car.

>>36851254
>fixing a car

But that's more normie than a fidget toy, anon.

>>36851130

I have no incline towards it at all.

People say we should get hobbies, but then they just tell us to try out all these random things and act shitty when we don't get into them. The point of it is to do something you enjoy.

I've tried getting into drawing, but I just don't get anything out of it. I don't feel like I've expressed myself in any way. I draw something, but it's just a collection of lines and shapes.

This isn't a case of "I suck so I won't bother" it's a case of "This just feels like another waste of time."

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I do draw tho. Drawing is fun.

>>36851302
these are adorable!!

>>36851057
Playing that game sounds like a perfect way to LEARN how to read facial expressions, famalam.

>>36851057
Literally me. I had to use a walkthrough for the entire game because I couldn't read the facial expressions.

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>>36851057
>tfw severely autistic
>tfw fuck up every investigation.

I work in an HVAC design firm. The market is really good right now and it will be easy to find a job, but that might change in 2 years. The place where I work will take pretty much anybody who knows what happens when you type pl in AutoCAD. They make decent money too, much better than retail. The downside is it's not the most exciting career, there's not much room for promotions (promotions are for engineers) and you will be a cubicle drone until you retire.

It's not a super awesome field, but it could be worse. A step up from retail for sure.

>>36851140
Thanks for the honest reply.

If I can get the degree and land a job, then maybe I can actually become a full fledged engineer one day and leave my retail days behind me.
It would be nice to have a job where you actually do cool things, get treated like a human being and make a decent income for once.

>>36851188

To become an engineer, you will need an engineering degree. That part is non-negotiable. From what I've seen, there are a lot of CAD drafters who were planning on getting an engineering degree and never actually did because life gets in the way, it's hard to study and work full-time, and it's probably demoralizing having to learn things in college, knowing full well that you will never use it in your field. I've only met one person who actually did it. The upside is if you do that, you have a guaranteed job when you graduate, while a lot of new graduate engineers are stuck holding their cocks.

i feel so sad /r9k/
i just want to fucking die

>>36851494?
who was this girl to you

>>36851027
Why are you talking to human females in the first place?

Share some stories with us?

2d has and will always be better than 3dpd

>>36850989
2d waifus are a manifestation of perfection rarely seen in the higher dimensions and you are not alone.

>>36850984
>Talk about your brand

>Use this text to share information about your brand with your customers. Describe a product, share announcements, or welcome customers to your store.
Maybe put some stuff about what you're selling there? I know nothing about that site but that looks like sample test to me. I'd buy an autism spinner to help you out but I'm poor as fuck

>>36850984
how about you FUCK OFF and enjoy your ban, faggot?

learn how to advertise on websites/social media without looking like a retard, and don't advertise on 4chan

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>>36850984
>Autism Relief

wait wha

does nobody know this feel?

I'll give a bump.
asdasdasd

Don't waste time after work. Do something to benefit you like programming or something.

You will miss many animu

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>>36851238

Animu is just a necessity to ease the pain of being alive, anon. No life, no problem. With age, also comes the greater scarcity of novelty. Anime will soon be unable to provide any pleasure to me, and its value to my happiness has already dropped considerably since my early twenties.

We all know in this thread that I will make a new excuse when I'm 30, but seriously, I hope I get killed before that. I hope I get cancer, or suffer a severe heart attack, or get smashed by a car and just suddenly fucking die.

Why don't we have a word for people too cowardly/hopeful/weakminded to end themselves properly, but actively wish to have their lives snuffed out?

There must be an english word for it by now.

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>>36850956
There are no good reasons OP, if I had a gun I would do the same.

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>She told her orbiters today in the server that Ciara was going to let her start posting on her youtube account soon, I cannot wait to see videos of my angel in the night... v.v I just wish she would notice me...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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>>36850909
>magestic
shit thread to be quite darn honest

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Let the games begin!

Look at this smug cunt who let his daughter become a piece of shit degenerate. All because he couldn't control her internet addiction. Let's not forget he was kissing his daughter on the forehead while she streamed in a sweaty tanktop for men on twitch. He had no idea and still believes his whore daughter is doing "better."