What does /r9k/ miss about childhood?
>biking around town with friends
>going in the woods and having adventures
>throwing rocks at fast moving trains and seeing the rocks fly back
>>36705643
>in b4 a swarm of 20 years that talk about myspace and youtube and iphones
The fact that the internet wasn't around when I was a kid was the best blessing.
It's great as an adult, but I feel really sad for anyone who was raised on the internet, pretty much everyone under the age of 30.
>>36705643
When my family was wealthy and we went to Mc'Do every Friday. I was fat AF but I had so many toys.
>>36705921
>Mc'Do
Did you order a poutine as well?
Hey, pss. Hey you, the frogposter. To the back of the bus you go. This board belongs to animeposters now. Kill frogey! Anime power!
Give me a good reason (other than hentaii) to watch animated japanease cartoons
*froggy you squint eyed faggot
>>36705688
Cute!
My wife!
Girls!
Cute!
Can anyone tell me what it's like to have a clingy gf?
>>36705528
Would like to know this feel. I've gotten close, but clingyness never seems to last.
I want this so bad. I want a girl who genuinely cares about me and will love me as much as I love her, and genuinely show enthusiasm and affection in me.
But normies whine all the time about 'clingy girls'
It's a cruel and horrible world and I hate them
>>36705528
Horrible and they don't take to rejection well either.
So robots, what are your favorite boards? Aside from /r9k/ of course
My other go to's are
>s4s
>co
>mu
>h
>aco
/x/
/d/
/ck/
and /fa/ probably
i mainly stick
>>36705463
*i mainly stick with /r9k/ and /x/
sorry, i'm a fucking mental midget
/vp/
/trash/
/wsg/ somtimes
Lurking /a/
>Had my two dogs lick my balls for pleasure
>Was a mean child back in the days
>Use to take creep shot photos of girl's feet
>Fapped to CP once
I'm honestly not a bad person right now. People enjoy my company (even though I'm shy). But these things I've done make me seem like a total scumbag. Can I redeem myself?
There's a great song that says you have to bring your own redemption, aka do whatever it takes for you to forgive yourself, otherwise there's no escape.
Doesnt even sound like you did anything too bad, but guilt is guilt
>tfw no bloody nose twitch streamer gf
>>36705433
I wonder how many people in this world hide such terrible secrets. If we could look at a person and see the worst they have done, we might think the human race irredeemable.
Don't be a dick and it'll all work outat least we'll all die
>"Hey femanon....well start sucking bitch!"
I'm a man, can I suck too???
>>36705402
"Why is this cardboard cutout of a naked man talking to me, here in the nether void?"
>>36705402
I bet that man is physcially incapable of having sex with anyone who's not a total whore and has literally never had a BJ in his life. Must suck.
What do cube wagies actually do? I never understood what someone working in IT actually does all day. Do they just crunch numbers or send emails for the company?
basically nothing
it's a meme occupation to prove their dedication to mammon god of dollars
Well, I work in IT.
Today a disk failed in a RAID array on my domain controller. I spent a lot of the day waiting for it to rebuild only to find out the drive has errors so I replaced it and am currently rebuilding.
I also fixed some code in a website to get rid of an annoying pop pup.
I looked into an issue where someone wasn't getting an email they were expecting. Turned out to be user error.
I pointed some DNS records to a new server because we launched a new website today. I had to test things to make sure they worked.
I also tested doing a physical to virtual conversion of a server, which I'll do for real on the weekend...
Does that answer your question?
>>36705721
>which I'll do for real on the weekend
Why would you work at the weekend?
I was gonna post this on the what I act like what I wish I was etc thread but it just got deleted for no reason.
Does anyone know any good comfy anime similar to mushishi?
Yes. Natsume's book of friends. Well, i haven't seen the anime, but the manga is very comfy and mushishi esque. Give it a try.
>>36705312
Texchnolyze, or some weird ass spelling, dystopian nihilistic setting, but very comfy
>>36705444
>>36705401
spanks guys, I'll check em out. yeah it doesn't have to have an anime, I'm down to read manga
>finally get to know people
>realise they're just disgusting, fleshy creatures
>realise that they're just as confused and stupid as you
Seriously, their meat suits are horrible. Ever hugged one of them? It has bones in it.
It's really quite appalling. As soon as you hug someone you respect and feel their fleshy nature, it all goes out the window.
What the fuck are you talking about, bones are great. If everything was just skeletons there'd be no problems anymore.
>>36705225
But bones are disgusting and hard. Flesh is disgusting and soft.
>>36705179
I'm glad others know this feel.
If you think about humans (or just complex biological life in general) in an abstract and visceral way they really are bizarre and somewhat disturbing.
I need a Mexican femanon gf.
RIGHT
NOW
NOT LATER
NOW
I'M TIRED OF FUCKING WAITING
FUCKING ANSWER ME YOU STUPID BEANER SLUTS
>>36705143
>>36705309
>tfw have mexican gf
Be jelly it's as good as you think.
>>36705143
>>36705309
>>36705362
Leave my women alone if you know what's good for you, fucking gringos
What do you robots want more than anything in the world right now?I want a bike
A 1959 Ford Fairlaine 500 Galaxie Sunliner convertible.
>>36705073
To be able to feel positive emotions naturally, without the aid of medication.
Superpowers, of course
What are some good alternatives to energy drinks?
Please help me /r9k/, /ck/ thinks I'm shitposting when I ask them there.
Coffee. Its way cheaper too.
Coffee, duh.
a crisp vessel of clear water quaffed to chase a brisk sprint around the block
Anyone else ever hooked up with a girl not because you like her, but just because you wanted to break her heart?
I mean even something as simple as agreeing to go on a date with some broad but never actually showing up just for the lulz.
>>36705005
>ever hooked up with a girl
no
>>36705005
I'm not that mean spirited. Nice patches pic btw
>>36705005
I don't think I do it on purpose but I feel a sense of justice when I dump a bitch
Hey Anon, I heard you're still single?
yeah. I'm, like, married to god
when i feel earthquake, my hand automatically go to the dick. i stroke the dick and feel i have sex with the earth. all becoming calm
>>36704981
Not to you I'm not.
>Hi honey meet jaqwan he's our new bull
your response?
start recording
>>36704961
start wanking
>>36704961
>Get out of my house
>No, not you, Jaqwan