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FUCK YOU HOPE SHE IS SUCKING CHAD'S COCK RIGHT NOW
DIE A LOSER LIKE ALL OF US ARE

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>>38899108
Don't worry we're here to help.

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>>38899108
GO for it my dude!

just don't get too dumped when she rejects you. I've been rejected 6 times

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>>38899088
I know you're joking and this is satire, but I feel like people who are stuck in the friend zone and complain are pretty misunderstood. There's more to elevating a relationship than just moving into the "sex territory". There's a whole new level of intimacy and connection when you elevate a relationship from friendship to a dating situation. So it's not like these guys are just pissed that they couldn't get sex, and that's all they wanted. They wanted to take a good relationship with a person who they deem attractive to the next logical step, but got rejected. And people make it seem like all they wanted to do was fuck the person. Then you get people trying to make it seem like that the person felt "entitled" to sex, even though most people rarely feel that way.

Sorry had to let that out

>>38899453
Sort of this. I've never complained about being friendzoned, but its really just a way of saying one got rejected, but they don't detest you.

However, there's some reason (started by women maybe?) that complaining about being friendzoned is somehow more entitled and obnoxious than complaining about rejection in general.

>>38899531
The whole argument that guys who complain about rejection/friendzone are assholes seems to have validity at first glance, but then you realize the same people who complain about them won't say the same shit about men who beat women.

Honestly it's another excuse to silence men. It's kind of fucked up when you realize how far modern-day radical feminism has spread, and what its true statement/endgoal is.

Concentrate on your breathing, it is a great help for me. Also do I drink tea and listen to comfy music to feel better. And I try to order and write down my thoughts.

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>>38899085
I'm sorry to hear about that anon. Here's my cat connie to help cheer you up. She's missing a bunch of teeth so her tongue sticks out sometimes. I hope this makes you smile, it does for me when I'm feeling blue

>>38899085
assume fetal position in your bed. listen to music. take deep breaths. in throuhg your nose, out thruogh your mouth. works for me senpai.

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I took art classes but they all just assumed I was gay and treated me like one of the gals

>>38899039
Because I'm anti social, you normie

>>38899069
Continue and become one of them anon.

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>>38899030
>caveman-teir lags
op you know nothing of my struggle.
pic related is me

>>38899030
get a tan and it'll look masculine
>>38899189
you're fucked

>>38899189
I look like this too. Never bothered me.

>>38898964

Babylon 5, It isn't glistening and glittery like Star Trek, and it takes place during an epic struggle for the galaxy. I'd probably die too, so that's a plus

ur moms pussy u virgin faggot fucking nerd shit head gamer fag

>>38898964
I really enjoy skyrim.

(inb4: old elder scrolls are better i know i know.)

good luck finding her if shes given up and spends all day in her room

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>>38898961
Oh please.
>your ideal girl MAYBE browsed this shithole for about 10 seconds
>if she somehow lasted longer than that then she would likely avoid revealing her gender
>if the both of you were somehow dumb enough to lurk a thread where she could share/accept contact information, there's no guarantee that you'd even get a reply
>if you somehow did get her contact info before the thread 404ed, you'd somehow have to distinguish yourself from the literally hundreds of other thirsty fuckers who added her

>>38898961

>your ideal girl has browsed /r9k/ at some point

you dont want her to be your ideal girl

well at least you are not a faggot so i wish you gl anyway

Truck driving
You barely talk to anyone, you sit by yourself in the truck, you get to a delivery location and take a nap until they give you a dock number and take another nap or read manga until they're done unloading your truck, then you drive to another one or you're done for the day

Night shift security guard
Programmer
Trucker

>>38899014
Real life isn't like Euro truck simulator, dumbo.

>posting anime
lol fuck off twat shit head faggot retarded idiot, here's a little secret buddy: anime fags WILL NEVER MAKE IT you are fuckign doomed there is no happiness at the end of the road for u, it's lal darkness with anime ur fucking done its over u dont get laid u dont get love nothing u get anime ur dead fucking faggot just die u submissive virgin twat fuckiing retarded unaware fag

>>38898939
This bait is so bad I have to reply

Why don't you go and just not turn up again if it's shit? It's not like you have an obligation to the place forever

Bump, would like to know too

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Accept God OP. He will help with all of your problems.

>>38898877
I've already accepted God but I don't really know what he wants from me.
I just can't stop being a fucking slob and I've tried so much

>>38898707
>Why aren't you giving me attention correctly?

Who's going to make me guilty for shit like this?

>>38898707
>narcissistic landwhale is in love with herself
>158k likes
>probably gets her own show or some shit

>saying kind things is more appreciated than saying self-absorbed things
Wow such oppression.

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>>38898647
>never been laid
>never been kissed
>never talked to a girl
>never held hands with a girl
>never been liked by a girl
>chad

>Chad
>kills people cause he can't get laid

Good one anon, but your baits shitty

who the fuck likes him you autistic retard? you're the only one that likes him. fuck off and die like him you piece of shit punk faced twat before i fuck your mom in front of your dad cucking him into oblivion and shrinking your balls fucking faggot

>>38898638
>Any suggestions?

Stop spinning

>>38898638
So are you a normie or an autist

>>38898666
>666
The devil is a lie. Also, if you're just gonna spew hate then get out!

>>38898680
You tell me.

>>38898635
Finish the job with a shotgun

>>38898635
Already started.
Just one more thing on the list of reasons to end it. If only I wasn't such a coward.

>>38898698
Most men will have some loss of hair though. Why can't you handle it?

>>38898606
You realize that friends are, for the most part, a burden, and that it's more fun to do things alone.

Accept and embrace the loneliness

>>38898606

OP do NOT let go of the few frinds you have. When you get really lonely, or you start going to talk with strangers or you go nuts

>>38898765
I know, but I asked how I could feel less bad about not always having plans..