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>>39403050

>Biological Gender
Male
>Race
Nordic
>Ideal partners race and sex
White or asian girl/trap doesnt matter
>ideal partners personality
introverted, clingy
>your ideal partners hair and eye colour
Doesnt matter, like black hair and brown eyes though

pic unrelated

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>your biological gender
male

>your race
as white as it gets

>your ideal partner's race & sex
female

>your ideal partner's personality
misfit

>your ideal partner's hair & eye color
pink blue green grey black brown

>your biological gender
Female.
>your race
Non-race.
>your ideal partner's race & sex
Nordic guy.
>your ideal partner's personality
Introverted yet not socially awkward, somewhat confident (but not obnoxiously so), assertive/decisive, charming, witty, enjoys roasting people, likes guns.
>your ideal partner's hair & eye color
Blonde hair, blue eyes.

My parents were great at raising their kids and you can see it in how successful and well-adjusted my three siblings are. I just happen to be a colossal faggot.

My parents were great, I just was a little piece of shit that grew up into an adult piece of shit and they know it.

Sweet. I was raised in a destructive environment all my life and was constantly told it was my fault so now I don't have any true emotions at all. I haven't cryed since I was in 5th grade and I have my mom to thank for it. Emotions get in the way of being left alone and depressed anyways so why even have them?

bumperoo for some love pls

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>>39403421
there are no females here, only beta virgin losers

>>39403551
how about you become my virgin beta loser, no homo

Women enjoy being raped, so no.

>>39402753
hahahahahaha ha haha fuck no

I still have some semblence of a self preservation instinct left

Odds are you already have.
This is why women don't talk about rape

>>39402749
Holy fuck that scenario gives me the heeby jeebies.

Fucking footfags need to be shot through the head.

>>39402749

What the fuck. I have actual autism and I wouldnt do this.

>>39402794
Have you ever talked to a girl, anon?

>he's not a 4chain.orj hacker
WHAT ARE YOU DOING???

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>moved out of parents house
>left my old desktop there
>family uses it regularly
>it's full of porn I didn't delete because of sentimental value
>occasionally worry about it even though it's well hidden and no one in the family knows what to do with a computer other than facebook

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>Doing your degenerate shit on the family computer
You bought this on yourself

I have though, I never waited you gotta start early to look good

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>>39402580
Post pics you fkn sissy slut

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>>39402639
b-but thats against the rules mister

>>39402484
I brush. My gums are very healthy. Never had any problems with disease like gingevitis nor the like. Still, teethhave been crumbling since I was ~16 due to a screwup with braces. Mouth is currently a mess.

Whats the point in brushing if I have no gf and will probably die before the age of 30? Exactly

i barely ever brush my teeth and my dentist says my teeth looks fine

>>39402421
>implying Exxx belong here

>>39402421
INTP master race here, everything with E out, out, out

>>39402425
>>39402438
ENxPs are easily the most introverted extroverts, they're only technically extroverts because they lead with Ne. Ne is the only acceptable extroverted function to lead with.

I look like a Chad without working out

>6'2"
>broad shoulders
>blonde
>deep blue eyes
>soft brow (that sort of one when people say "soft eyes")
>decent jawline and chin
>sweeping straight hair
>solid build
Lose about 7kg fat and put on 5-10kg muscle and Id literally be chad except
>chubby cheeked baby face
So close man, so close.

>>39402312
Nope, I'll just be slightly less pathetic.

>>39402304
don't worry, none of us would turn down a pussy, but if you were a little slut, you probably shouldnt tell your boyfriend.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpQqH4H_SUQ

>>39402304
>She will always love you and be loyal to you
Impossible. She has loved before. The first love is always the hardest and it will leave a lasting impression. Subsequent affection will never feel like the first. She will still lust after him if he dropped her. She will run back to him if he gave her a chance again. If she dropped him then she knows that there are better men out there and can easily drop you. A woman with no experience is the best. r9k is right.

I found one. She is extremely happy whenever I give her attention and is quite sad when she is alone.

No, it's a toxic meme that you need to get over. Don't date a slut. But it's fine to date a regular person.

If you've had sex already yourself it will be easier for your ego to stomach the idea. But trust me the whole tally board paradigm will drive a man mad. Don't compare lays, it's just torture, enjoy the moment, enjoy her CHARACTER, you will soon learn if her sexual history is a symptom of bad character or just an incidental experience.

>>39402185
Everything. You need to Pray that the Punisher is still there upholding god law and raining pain on the degenerates.

>>39402185
Besides the complete culture shock? It will probably be far more hot and humid than what you are used to.

Locals will always treat you as an oddity even if you learn the language fluidly

Any job you ever get will be making next to nothing

Quality of life is generally lower, and the government is fairly corrupt.

>>39402185
Getting washed away by some lul random rawr :333 tsunami

>>39402145
>YouTube finally lets you view your comments
>All the comments are cringey wannabe 4channer meme speak
I've changed

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>there was no social media when I was in this phase

>>39402215
I deleted my FaceBook a week ago and I feel so damn free

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According to some gay quiz.

>>39402067
i usually get a Wolf in quizzes, because im a "lone wolf".

i got a spider once.

>>39402067
A sloth probably. Maybe a jellyfish.

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>>39401974
Maybe but she probably lives on the other side of the world and doesn't soeak english statistically.
Unless you are trying to imply that someone I know likes me in which case PFFFTHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

>>39402012
That attitude will never get you a girl. OP is right. Man up.

>>39402023
You don't understand. I don't know ANY women. I don't interact with any women on a regular basis. There is no way any women legitimately like me for who I am(and it's doubtful they like me for what I look like). Are there statistically "soul mates" on earth? Probably but I will never meet them when I will only statistically meet 80,000 women max out of 3.5 billion.