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>be me
>be 21 year old virgin
>think that me is a worthless piece of trash
>think a lot about suicide
>think that I dont need friends
>think that i will find peace in loneliness
>after some months finally meet again with friends, get high and drunk and do bbq
>one of the happiest day in a whole life
>pretty happy right now
robots even if you dont get a girlfriend, just take care of your relationships. A day with friends can be really uplifting so stop beeing depressed all day you fagots an resocialize !
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>*one of the happiest day in a whole while
shameless self bump
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im literally in your position but i dont think about suicide/worthlessness/etc because im not a bitch about it
maybe i can find solace being alone and you can't, and if so congrats on fixing it, but otherwise you may just be being overly dramatic about being aforementioned things that made you feel bad. also lose the trip faggot.
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>>35451679
>21 year old virgin
i lost it a day before 22. haven't had sex since that girl though
there is hope anon
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Anyone who wants to run away with me and change life? 2017-03-11 08:19:53 Post No.35451656
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Anyone who wants to run away with me and change life?
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It's not actually a runaway, since I have the age of majority and I live in 1st world country. In other words, I'm free to leave but I'm lost w/o another guy who comes with me.
I'm a guy who's interested in programming, privacy, security, cyberpunk movement and tech advancement, in general. Oh, I also like math!
I live in a shitty family, no strings attached. I have enough money to go live on my own for more than a year. I have to find a job eventually, though.
Is there someone in my same situation (or not...) who wants to have a new life?
Contact me at [email protected]
P.S.: I'm not looking for creepy guys. I'm looking for polite persons who respect other people.
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Are you in the US?
Oregano
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>>35451717
no, Europe. Can' you come in Europe?
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Interested. Where to?
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So guys , I just avoided being in a relationship with this woman that i met on a dating app.
From her messages it was easy pretty easy to understand that for all her youth ,she's 36 now , she was riding and sucking dick like no tomorrow.
Now she was searching for someone that doesn't have the intention to just use her as a cumrag anymore.
My question is why are they so proud of the fact that they been so degenerate and so open about it ? What gives them the right to be whores and then pretend love , respect , loyalty from a man or even from society?
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>>35451616
>My question is why are they so proud of the fact that they been so degenerate and so open about it ? What gives them the right to be whores and then pretend love , respect , loyalty from a man or even from society?
because beta cucks will happily take on the burden of picking up the broken pieces
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>>35451617
Couldnt have said it better
>Not being in top 20%
Why live?
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>>35451617
>because beta cucks will happily take on the burden of picking up the broken pieces
True , buy why am i seen like a monster , misogynist when i tell them why I don't want to be in a relationship with a woman like that?
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This board needs to be cleanse from gay marxist propaganda
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>>35451581
Yeah whatever you fucking tomboy
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go back to /pol/ you fascist faggot!
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>>35451642
After my job here is done
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>taking a shower
>doing everything as usual
>all of a sudden feel something moving around my asshole area
>what the fuck is going on get it off
>grab the thing
>it looks like a really long strand of hair
>doesn't seem like mine, it's way too long and not dark like my hair
>quickly get it off my fingers and let it flow into the drain
what was that? as far as i know no one else uses my shower, and my hair is really short.
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It was probably someone else's hair. No need to worry.
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the grudge
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A spider
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why aren't i getting any tinder matches? i'm fairly handsome, i have a 6 pack and pretty fit body, my bio is short and nice.
the fuck?
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>>35451452
>i'm fairly handsome, i have a 6 pack and pretty fit body, my bio is short and nice.
Is that supposed to be impressive?
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>>35451471
you need to be impressive to get some matches? i'm a 7, why do i only get a single land whale once a week
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>>35451487
Are you new to life? Youre answering your own questions
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No one here is a real robot. 2017-03-11 08:09:01 Post No.35451438
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No one here is a real robot.
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You all passed the captcha.
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>>35451438
Seems legit, ghost is a more appropriate word for us.
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Nope. I have a 4chan pass.
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>>35451438
>he's not using the old school captcha option
sit down kid
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Why is it so hard to find a girl who wants to grow huge lactating breasts. I just want a nice 36K gf to treat like a queen
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My dream girl is one I can milk like a fucking cow on a daily basis. I want to replace store-bought milk.
Bonus points if she's got a little extra meat on her bones.
More bonus points for wearing cow print clothes.
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>>35451775
I would do the same. No more cow milk for me
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Why can't /r9k/ accept the lookspill? Being good looking and being of an attractive height are the most important qualities in terms of being respected and liked by most women. This is concrete.
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>>35451323
not sure why you'd even assume that famous women aren't hypocritical thots
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>>35451323
Oh so THAT'S why I haven't had female contact in years
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>>35451323
But I've been called good-looking and tall before
Atheniya
Boobie streamer hacks H1Z1 then buys thousands of fake followers 2017-03-11 08:02:47 Post No.35451314
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Lurker here. Some hot bitch named Atheniya was ousted as a H1Z1 hacker on /r/livestream fails. She was headshotting despite bullet spray. Proof: https://www.reddit.com/r/LivestreamFail/comments/5tkr9y/girl_streamer_aim_toggling_on_h1z1/
She disappeared for almost a month after this embarrassment, because she couldn't handle being a lolcow. Lots of people sent chargebacks and she was mad top kek
Anyway she came back suddenly with 20k new followers on Twitter and new glam photos... but... every single new follower is a fucking bot and now people assume she's famous and relevant because she's got a lot of Twitter followers. http://i.imgur.com/wzNUeEF.jpg You can see her followers on Twitter: http://twitter.com/atheniya
I cant believe this bitch bought 20k followers to get sponsors...
shadilay
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>>35451314
so why would I care about someone playing videogames?
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>>35451314
youre just mad shes leeching off ice poseidon?
i hate her too but chill damn
you have to understand females will get their way on twitch
>at work
>talking to a Pakistani guy I work with
>he looks and sounds like he works for Dell technical support
>he asks me if I have a girlfriend
>lol no
>he says in a really Indian accent "oooh you should try the girl who works here"
>he's talking about my oneitis
>say "haha she wouldnt be interested in me"
>"JUST ASK HER MAN IT IS THAT EASY ASK HER FOR COFFEE. I WILL ASK HER FOR YOU IF YOU WANT"
>"haha thanks for the offer man but don't worry"
>oneitis walks in
>paki guy asks her "HEY DO YOU LIKE COFFEE?"
>she says no
>paki guy says "oh okay then"
Th-Thanks try trying paki bro
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>>35451288
top keks, Ali tried his best
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Who doesnt like coffee? Do you think she was telling the thruth?
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>>35451322
>Who doesnt like coffee? Do you think she was telling the thruth?
I don't drink coffee
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Some weeb girl I knew in high school.
Found her kinda attractive but also annoying as fuck like most weeaboos do. (Also never had a crush on her.) Her nickname was Snow White or something.
Just curious how would you rate this face
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>>35451258
Looks like my latin teacher in 8th grade
Face too wide but okay I guess. Would be better if she was a trap desu.
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>>35451258
What's her name? I feel like sending her a random dick pick
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>>35451258
That is exactly how Hila would look if she were cute. Wew.
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who here Aquarius master race?
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>>35451228
Sorry scorpio wins everytime, hate to break it to you..
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>>35451228
>Aquarius
>master race
This is what aquarius fags actually beleive
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>>35451228
I wouldnt tell you, you fucking tomboy
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How do i get my parents to buy me a $40,000 car? 2017-03-11 07:55:43 Post No.35451175
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How do i get my parents to buy me a $40,000 car?
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Instead of going straight into a University of California, I attended Saddleback College (located in southern orange county) for two years, which saved us over $28,000 in tuition + fees alone. With all the money saved and the sacrifice of attending a university my first two years, I feel I at least deserve a new year. A lot of kids here drive entry level luxury cars and i feel as if it would serve me well if i had one too. I would have many benefits of a new car: safety features, more job opportunities, wider social interactions, future graduation gift maybe?, ect.) I'm looking at something before i transfer in the Fall, either a BMW, Mercedes, or Lexus. How should I approach them?
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was this typed by a 16 year old stacey?
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>>35451175
Just get a used car.
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>>35451175
OP is literally the biggest asshole on this board
Go whine to your parents for a fucking pony or some shit
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Anybody want to play a game? 2017-03-11 07:50:04 Post No.35451067
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Anybody want to play a game?
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Look what I found guys! A card game made for people just like us!
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Just in case you were in the dark about the word.
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haha, looking very MEMEY todya know what i MEME
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>>35451118
Us memers ay?