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>>37651475
Yes, not going on Reddit

Be free to reply to this

>>37651475
Try /tv/ anon, the hysterical anti-reddit bloodlust is strongest there

A lot of women don't like muscular bodies that much, but I'm sure they all like big cocks.

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>>37651380
always bet on the cock

Body is the doorway but the dick is what locks the door behind them

>body covered in rotting scabs
>fungus and mushrooms sprouting from skin
>start peeling off the fungus
>feels like it's tearing the skin underneath off

not my favorite

>>37651367
2/?

>from the pink house,away from the noise, we left
>On the way, she asked me :
>"Don't you know a quieter place ?"
>"We can get to my place if you want, it's nearby"
>As we were on the way, gently, i put my arms around her shoulders and asked who organised the party.
>" I don't know, i thought you did"
>Disapointed not knowing, i released her from my grasp
>She then took my hand whereas we were reaching my house
>I open the door which was unexpectedly unlocked
>"What's the point of having a door, if it's to let it unlocked ?" i said, laughing
>She looked at me, smiling , and put my arm around her
>Then we entered the house, and i made a tour with her
>Before reaching the bedroom, she complained that she felt cold
>I went to grab a sheet and when i came back there she was, on the bed, completely naked, waiting for me
>I then ran to her and kissed her passionately

>>37651611
3/?

>Fascinating, absolutely fascinating
>Even being 13, she already dominated me in the domain of mathematics
>This little arrogant blondy girl just found this subject fascinating
>Asking her what she currently was studying, she answered that she was studying topology
>"Topology ! Do you even realise ? You're 13 and you're doing topology ! I'm just getting started and i'm in college ! Show me some exercices."
>Whereas she was handing me a folded sheet, I still wasn't realising.
>Unfolding it, i found a differential calculus problem
>"That's not topology ! Let me show you an exercise"
>As i was giving her the first details, the young girl looked at me intensely, drinking my every word, as she was pouring me some tea
>Distracted, she pushed the cup off the table

As it broke up, i woke up

>>37650924
>what did I do to deserve this?
you were born with shit genes and low test

>>37650991
but what did I do to deserve that

>>37651129
Nothing man life is unfair, grow up

Four x

>>37650882
let's use x for the side of the red square

in that case, x^2 is the area of the red square

the length of the red square's diagonal, and the diameter of the inner circle, and therefore the length of the side of the middle square, is x*sqrt(2)

similarly, the diameter of the outer circle is (x*sqrt(2)*sqrt(2)), or 2x, and so the side length of the blue square is 2x as well

(2x)^2 = 4x^2; therefore it is 4 times larger, QED

>>37650989
>QED
why do loser nerds always do this

Because I already have anon...

>>37650755
Latinas like to dance all the fucking time and they love dancing to reggaeton and I'd rather walk into the ocean than ever do that again.

>>37650790

How is that bad? Enjoying dance will keep her fit and when shes worn out you can smell her awesome asshole sweat.

smash her skull in with a rock

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>>37650597
I might just do that
https://my.mixtape.moe/txeetf.MP4

>>37650666
Tell her to lie down in the water with her clothes on

>>37650569
are you tall? you might not be getting enough blood flow to your brain. work on getting rid of any fat in your midsection and do more cardio

>>37650569
that's how those "gamers" die. it is about your blood circulation. if you step on a hose and then release it, the flow has to normalize

pretty much the same thing.

>>37650586
I'm tall and skinny but have a bit of belly and no muscle, what do

Miss you too, mom and dad.

>>37650441
I hate jews too, OP.

>>37650441
That's not very nice, op :(

How /d/ are we talking? I'm chatting with a femanon who's trying to lactate.

>>37650256
I thought I was a /d/-tier guy but my fetishes don't go much farther than armpits, and dicks on everything.

>>37650256
>tfw no /x/-tier gf

Like for real, my door was just locked for some reason so I had to kick it open, my dad heard it and got mad at me for doing it and won't buy me weed this week, I had no choice, the key was inside the room

I also lost a job opportunity today and got ghosted or whatever by this new dealer I got today, I was so close to getting weed, just kill me

>>37650202
life is hard for everyone. It just looks easy for some people because they have good habits, but those people assume more responsibility than you can imagine, and it's very difficult.

Embrace the difficulty. People without hardship experience ennui and it's arguably worse than having problems. Overcoming obstacles and growing as a person is what makes life feel meaningful.

>>37650202
What video game is worth extending your miserable life for?

>>37650159
Love isn't lust anon, you can't fuck someone and say that you accept who they've are and that you accept their flaws alongside everything you like about them.
Love is selfless and it's a very complex thing :>

Love is an abstract concept. Abstract concepts aren't real. Therefore love isn't real.

>>37650350
Have you been in love, anon?

>>37650055
le muh precious reddit XDD

i agree op, it is virtually never necessary and the use of it instantly gives away who spent their youth playing football and pursuing mini-Stacy instead of enriching themselves with at least two or three books a year

>>37650107

kids with this reaction are just as bad as stereotypical ledditors themselves, tbqh. almost as bad

how likely is it that you, anonymous contributor 37650107, partook in and remember an internet long before normalfagization, the era of dialup and bulletin boards and Usenet, before myspace and newgrounds? highly unlikely. *you* are the reddit generation, my dude

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Just use a sarcastic looking reaction image or slightly rephrase your post to show your sarcastic intention.
Also keep in mind that sarcasm is usually indicated by the tone of your voice, autistic people have a harder time detecting sarcasm, and that there are some huge retards on this site who may post things others would only post in jest with full sincerity.

>>37650039
simple: because im not gay

>>37650039
I did and none of them wanted anything to do with me
I really am going to be alone forever

>>37650039
Because they're all mentally ill. and if you try to persue them you're a "chaser" who is "fetisizing" them. Those aren't traps either they're trannies. Traps are cuteboys that look like girls.

>>37649795
Shotas are pure and innocent and not to be toyed with!

>>37649882
this! save the shotas.
i like guys my age.

don't give them blue balls
you have to let them finish