How's everyone doing?
I'm doing alright at the moment.
I have a question though. If you could fuck some 55 y.o. gilf, would you? Asking for a friend, haha.
R9k fag general part 2, homo boogaloo.
No selfies of any sort. Chat about tfw no bf, meet other fags, maybe make a steam lewd buddy. Keep it contained keep it anonymous.
any1 have that image, usually seen on women hate threads
where it shows the difference in boys with friends vs girls with friends
boys are like: "see you faggot" and when the friend walks away they say" "he's such a cool guy"
whereas the girls are like: "see you girl, love you" and when the friend walks away they say "what a bitch"
sorry for the newfag formatted thread, just drunk and desperate for the image
>came across a book talking about my family and my ancestors
>i read it
>most of my ancestors were bad ass blacksmiths,meanwhile i'm an introverted faggot that cant even talk with his cat without sperging a bit
if they only knew how pointless it all was,i'm such a disappointment
Anon, your ancestors were badass blacksmiths because they to were introverted spergs. I guarantee you if a customer actually stayed longer than 5 seconds they'd have been pissed off at their very presence but simultaneously if they asked what they were doing they'd sperg over their various tongs and which tools were hand-me-downs from wayback when and how crucible steel is literal magic just like a robot would about their specific tism.
>Stop Whining anon, you guys lost the race war, get over it and help with the breeding program. it's mandatory.
WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME?!?!?!?!?
is there anything even remotely worse than being a wagecuck?
>enemy team has smurfs
>get very angry about it
>say "God damn nigger" very loudly in an American accent
>realise the next door neighbour might have heard me
>start to feel self-conscious about it
I don't want him to think I'm a racist. The walls are very thin and it was very loud. It still feels like I said it just a moment ago.
We have not had this thread in a while. Let us enjoy a thread in celebration of the historically most significant /r9k/ qt waifu.
Fuck. I forgot my current qt waifu is Babs Palvin. Please erase Cara Delevingne from the title and replace with Babs Palvin. We can keep the OP image since they have equally qt faces.
I can't believe this thread is not the most popular thread currently up on /r9k/.
Wahahaha why don't you get high and jack off anon!? Holy shit I'm so high right now! I already came three times in an hour because I'm so high holy moly tutti fruittin I'm in a high ass condition! You can't miss this, don't be a wuss wuss little straight edge baby! Haha haha just get high and beat your meat!
I prefer to get drunk, I feel happy and sleepy when drunk.
Anyone here wants to be my female friend? Not (male).
I thought about it and I realized maybe the reason I'm shit with girls is because I never had ones as friend, so I want to improve by talking to them
You only have to talk to me and give me some advice when I ask it and stuff.
-Please don't reveal how you look like or send photos, this is to prevent I get attracted to you and ruin everything
-Please contact me if I don't in a while, I probably am just too autistic to start a conversation as I have problems with cheap talk
-At any stuff I might do which pisss you off or makes me unlikeable, please tell me, I want to improve
anyone else remember being a brony? when did you stop? i stopped being one in early 2012
I never watched it. I remember when I actually watched anime however. nowadays I just save smug anime girls.
>be fat fuck
>look like pic related
it's not fair bros, i'm thinking about hiding in my basement and eating myself to death
So you look silly when naked, big deal. You looked silly naked while fat too but now you can actually look nice while clothed and enjoy all the other benefits of not carrying around a bunch of extra weight.
What does the baby say, /r9k/?
The baby dealt some truths, the father couldn't handle it.
Lets have a comfy paintings thread
Layers of Fear was great, OP.