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why is this considered acceptable in america?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaoSEVhh4bM
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>>39082596
Blame the spics
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>>39082596

This is what the 1965 hart celler act has brought us
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I just wish I could understand his logic
Why is he doing this
He's literally entering a stall that is being occupied by someone, making a weird face and leaving right after
Spics make no sense reeee

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Would you rather be a beta provider or be alone forever?
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>>39082555
Alone forever. Unlike most robots, being alone doesn't bother me.
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>>39082555
so you gonna post the full set or what?
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>>39082555
Rather be alone forever than be a beta provider

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My life is soon going to be ruined because I played Nazi with a tiki torch
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>>39082443
Don't let them bring you down. Stand up for what you believe. If you aren't willing to die for whatever few cause, why practice it?
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>>39082443

I mean, what did you expect would happen?

How did you not think leftists wouldn't be crawling all over photos to dox whoever was at the rally?
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Can you talk about what made you want to do that? Tell us a bit of background info about you like your age and economic level.

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I know what love feels like and I'm a fembot.

GET OFF OF R9K. Go to Reddit and become a cyborg, use Tinder and dating sites. Once I eliminated browsing r9k for five hours from my day, I found a normie boyfriend who knows how crazy and weird I am. Getting out is possible :)
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>>39082442
>GET OFF OF R9K
no u
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>>39082442
>I found a normie boyfriend who knows how crazy and weird I am
Please go and stay go.
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>IMG_4654.jpg
ban phoneposters from this entire website

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>tfw crush is dating an ugly spic that's 7 years older than her

Should I just kill myself now
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>>39082150
que padre wey lol
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>>39082190
kill yourself you fucking spic
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>>39082150
If her dad approved, she'd hate him

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what keeps you going, robots? why are you still around?
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>>39082119
I see the misery, the helplessness and the insecurities of most people here and it make me feel better, because I'm not them.
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>>39082119
I'm writing a book at the moment, and I'm really invested in finishing it. I might be an agoraphobic wageslave, but maybe one day someone will read my book and really like it! I hold out for that day.
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>>39082119

just going through the motions at this point. hoping i win the lottery and not brave enough to kill myself.

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>What keeps you awake at night /g/?

Alternatively

>What keeps you going?
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knowing my life is heading downwards and that I can stop it but i am not even trying to.
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>>39081839
I know that feel bro
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>>39081838
> at night
Morning here. Greetings from Kolhapur!

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Why don't you become a cuckold /r9k/?

Your wife will still love you and the bull is the real cuckold since both of you are just using him to satisfy your sexual desires.
Once their done fucking, the bull is all alone by himself while your wife returns to you for love & comfort.
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>>39081734
why don't you just chop your nuts off instead?
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>>39081764
Have you ever took a shit after being constipated for weeks?
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>>39081734
bull here, when I'm done I get money and then take my wife out for a nice dinner followed by passionate, loving sex

thanks for being a paying customer though

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What are the chances of not having an instantaneous death or at least not being knocked immediately unconscious from a 900 ft. jump into water from a bridge?

I was comfortable with this method of death for a while, but the more I read the more annoyed I get. It seems like, as with everything in my life, it's never as simple as it sounds. I don't want to be flailing around in the water for minutes or even seconds and drown with half of my organs ripped out and bones broken. I want to die immediately upon impact, the 10 second+ fall is already enough terror.

I am considering acquiring a gun and shooting myself in the head on the ledge and then falling over off the side as a double measure to ensure a quick death presumably before I even hit the surface, but it seems like too much effort to acquire a gun and ammo.
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why do you want to kill yourself op? do you really think it is the answer to your problems?
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Go head first and you'll snap your neck=insta death.
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>tfw two lazy to off myself

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British fembot here

This is what my ideal boyfriend looks like
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>>39081514
>not Muslim

Reported to the police for hate speech.
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Did you go to Magaluf this year to slut it up?
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Really? A fembot?

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oneechan are you around
i feel sick
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stop spamming these threads, oneechan clearly wants you gone and it's not nice to try to win her back through guilt.
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>>39081530
im not trying to guilt anyone and thats a black and white way of seeing it
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>>39081546
ive seen 50 of these threads today and all you keep saying is "oneechan I'm sick come back"

what are you sick with? stop using puppydog eyes and win her back like a man! you dont uncuck yourself by acting even more beta

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Let's have a good old fashioned abstract/obscure feels thread.
>tfw feel a deep longing for something
>no idea what it is
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>>39081038
why the fuck does no one ever respond to my threads
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>>39081489
I know that feel anon. I think everyone on this site is jaded.

Helps if there is some simple lead up, you can't start a thread from nothing
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>>39081038

I want to slow down and listen to my body and heart, but I can't even listen to my own family without trying to escape it in some ways.

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Anyone else here following a keto / no carb diet?

>full of energy
>losing weight
>depression gone
>can stuff my face with meat and fat all day long
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I tried it once and it really made me unwell. I would like to be able to commit to it but the fact is, it takes a lot of management to sustain.
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>>39080971
i do keto. i do feel better. i like sweet potato. someone at gym told me its good so i eat it now. pic my dog in training
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>>39080971

Sounds smart but I eat rice or pasta with every meal.

How does this work? Can someone explain it to me.

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Would you date a tall girl? Like over 6 feet?
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>>39080942
No, my dick is short, I only go for womanlets
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>>39080942
No. It would awkward for both of us.
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Tall thicc white haired one is pretty much my dream

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I have a problem, /r9k/.
I don't really browse this board often, I'm more of an /a/ and /v/ guy but I feel like you guys would understand.
I'm an autistic loser. I don't have any friends, mostly because I'm annoying. The only friends I have are a few guys I met over Steam. I've hung out with these guys for almost four years and I felt like we were close friends. Or so I thought.
First of all they're ignoring me. I'll invite them to play games on Steam or on ps4 and they'll just ignore me. They also stay suspiciously quiet in our group chat whenever I say anything. The worst part is whenever we do end up playing games they always use me as a verbal punching bag. I'll be honest, I'm not good at banter. I always freeze up because I'm scared my comebacks will just be fucking stupid. They know a lot about my personal life and my family issues so they'll make fun of me for that. They've made fun of me for being a high school drop out, they've made fun of me for not speaking to my parents after a huge falling out, and they even make fun of the fact that I've tried to commit suicide. They also don't talk to each other that way, just me. I just don't really want to hang around these guys anymore but at the same time they're literally my only friends. We've had really good times and they're the only people I really relate to. I don't want to just stop hanging out with them, but they're just treating me like dirt. I just don't know why they're suddenly treating me like shit.
How do I make friends, /r9k/? Should I just move on from these guys? They're not the type of people who are understanding of my anger.
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Well OP, you really only have two choices. You can continue to entertain people who don't really care about you, or you can want something better for yourself. Have some self respect and don't let people use you for their own means.
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fuck those gaylords if people are cunts to you don't stick around them either rape their boypussies or just fuck off somewhere else why waste time with them
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>>39081004
you're right, but I'm just worried about what will happen after that. I'm scared of interacting with people. I'm a pretty ugly guy so I can't hold a serious conversation with people face-to-face. I'm just scared that if I stop hanging out with my "friends" then I'll be even more alone.

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