get in here!!! Bump with your funny screenies
>You will never know how this feels
Is there a worse feeling? Fembots, do you realise how incredibly lucky you are?
That's a fucking tranny vagina ain't it
>wants a better r9k
>but slow kills the users with sonic sound weapons
Wasn't the movie about the whole world watching how he lives? But he did that voluntarily, where as I didn't have a choice.
And instead of the whole world it's just a select few I think watching my posts and hacking my electronics.
FOR EVERY 3 PRO- TRAP-POSTERS THERE ARE 7 OF US WHO ARE SICK OF SEEING TRAP THREADS HERE
TRAP POSTERS SHOULD
I wish trannies could not only be removed from r9k, but from real life. They're disgusting freaks
>get CS degree
>still end up a depressed, worthless NEET
Where did it all go wrong, boys ;_;
Hello gentlemen. I am /r9k/s resident genie, what three wishes may I grant you?
I wish the DHS would stop flying over my house and hitting me with their sonic sound weapons.
That's really it. Everything else I will earn myself but I cannot work if I cannot sleep from being a guinea out of sonic sound weapons testing on me.
>Live in USA
>People speak to me in Spanish, and I don't understand a word they say
>They get upset when I can't respond
>Try and say something to them, and it's so devastatingly accented that they stop speaking Spanish
Have you ever fucked a fat chick?
Yeah, it was terrible. When they're fat they have 0 flexibility/accessability so you're pretty much limited to doggy style. Also never eat a fat chick out. It always smells like sweat and pit down there for obvious reasons, I was a chubby chaser until my ex happened. The head was outstanding tho
Would you get a girlfriend if she was a NIGGER?
What would you do if your GF wanted you to go down on her feet?
Your warm mouth, wet tongue, and strong hands really soothe her bare feet and make her feel good.
No bullshit, I would try to sell her to one of the desperate lonely footfags out there. Like, engineer a breakup in such a way that she'd end up with the buyer as rebound. I despise footfags but like money.
virgin walk is ded for good
Post normie phrases and advice that makes you pissed off or like pic related
>just go outside bro
>getting a job will fix all your problems
>why don't you have a gf yet anon? just b urself bro
>always think and act positive!! lol!
>did you guys see the thing i shared on facebook last night! xD
Why can't fat neckbeards just have good hygiene/grooming and dress properly? At least look like you care about yourself. It would make you 1% more attractive.
He is unequivocally /ourguy/, so he gets a pass.
I wanna kill myself because I'm anxious all the time and I'm always let down and I fucked up my relationships with the people I care about and I'm broke and unmotivated and dumb
who else /low iq/ here? I'm only 109 after getting a real test done
Please listen to my plight... somebody...
Why is life so difficult... I can't handle it...
>be 6' femazon
>hate chads and guys with that sort of attitude that hit on you aggressively
>hate normie culture
>prefer a virgin guy or maybe slightly experienced
>still want a guy taller than me
>even though it's really shallow don't like the idea of a dicklet, don't even know how it feels just don't like the idea of him being small or average
>want le "good genes" face hair etc
>am boring neet loser
Why am I so demanding in my standards despite being a loser? Do any femanons identify with this?