Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 8754. page

putting a knife in your belly, big boy

>>35273705

Stop eating so much fatass

Walk, cardio (if you can), push ups, sit ups. They're bare bones, but a great for beginners.

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>>35273702

well, you see, umm well, sir, I like panda bears and I also like chinese food, so, well, um, I thought I would be a pretty good fit.

I have watched the entire Kung Fu Panda trilogy over 23 times,sir, and I have a very pan-do attitude.

I've fucked three pandas before, so obviously they love me and I will make my coworkers love me as well. Whether they want to or not.

>>35273699
it's only human anonkun

>>35273699
Maslow's hierarchy of needs
Why isn't this original

>>35273699
I would take the hammer out of the back of my car and kill as many of those girls as possible if I saw this irl. Even if the genders were reversed.

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A human would do it for you.

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Yes, she really would.

>>35273680
>cyborg

Why can't you normies just get the fuck out?

>>35273762
Because being attractive isn't mutually exclusive with introversion or mental illness.

>>35273865
>attractive
>cyborg

>>35273674
Yeah, easily. I've never had a problem with that.

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the IT guy at my work is huge, i would guess 400lbs. definitely bigger than my friend who i know for a fact is 305lbs.

always wished i was doing his job instead of being a call center rep. he gave me one of the mechanical keyboards to use too. thanks fat it man.

Yeah because he had fucked every girl I had a crush on.

>>35273569
Nah. >>35262453 (see this thread originally)

Smart but lazy is a thing. If I pay attention in class I ace literally all of my tests. However I nearly fail because I do no assignmenfs at all. It's just a waste of time while I can be coding or chilling. However I'm more average (or slightly above) than smart. A lot of people are like this, you can't deny it.

Is that April ?? Redwood city?? Lel

>>35273563

the whole thing would be over in 10 minutes so

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>Grill and I lay in bed and look at each other in the eyes
>start kissing and hugging
>bend her over
>put my thing in her
>9 months later a stork drops a baby on the front door step

>>35273563
normies hype up everything that isn't worth being hyped up so it's probably an underwhelming experience

>>35273500

I've got some bad news for you man. This is how most of your interactions with women are going to go. They are self-centered, arrogant, demanding and inconsiderate to the extreme. Don't try to hold them to the same standards that you hold your male friends to. Women will let you down A LOT. But don't ever stand them up or act like a prick to them, you won't hear the end of it and she might fuck someone else just to get back at you.

Society has lied to you your entire life about women being equal to men and all that other bullshit.

They are not. Treat them like you would treat a spoiled child and you will rarely be surprised.

she didn't care or place any long term value in meeting you, it was just another option for her among many. you should treat future opportunities the same way. you say you didn't expect anything but you contradict yourself when you describe how much it hurts.

people who say they expected nothing and still get let down are liars, you wouldn't be let down if you didn't care. so do yourself a favor and stop caring.

Life isn't an anime you dumb nigger faggot

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Any pipe brothers on /r9k/?

>>35274029
What kind of pipe?
I have three briar pipes, one bent stem and two straight I rotate through every three days.

>>35273486
>Bachhy
What the fuckis that supposed to mean?

I thought Omega was for people beyond saving?

>>35273506
That could work.

orig

I use the term gamma for people who are on the surface decent but are secretly psychotic and evil

Kind of unrelated but last year in HS there was 2 girls in my senior physics class. The second one joined second semester from another school so I added her on IG/Snapchat and we started talking. She started dropping MASSIVE hints that she liked me but I pretty much sperged out. Like she asked if I could help her study in the library one morning, and when I bullshitted why I couldn't, she told me I could meet her in the library any morning. More autism and anxiety later, she asks me to talk to her in school more (I had helped her like once and that was our only irl conversation), and I completely ignored her out of fear of being dumb. Valentine's day came around and I ditched that period in fear she would say/expect something. Later she posted something along the lines of liking someone on snapchat. A week later she gets a chad bf from another school, and I missed out on the biggest qt opportunity of my life.

instagram is for normalfags you faggot

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>>35273400
Engineering girls, more like girls who flirt with guys to get the answers to tests. Surrounded with sausage 24/7, "I'm just like one of the guys." Engineering "girls".
Yeah, seriously though you're fucking retarded. Don't. Go find a nurse.

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rude famalam

>>35273369
whats your contact qt?

>people talk to you

gtfo normie reeee

Replace 4 hours of sleep with LoL and you got me I need help

Getting a job sounds like a good start

>>35273361
becoming employed

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if i couldnt function without drugs i'd kill myself for being so worthless

>>35273349
But...but why OP?