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Myself happy.

Super intelligence

$40 million in gold nuggets.

whats your instagram, op

>>36931996
Why do you have an instagram?

>He has an instagram

leave

Soon you will stop thinking. I have trouble finishing any thought. I got too tired

>>36931972
Yes but only when I smoke weed I start to think like this.

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>>36932032
in the beginning i only thought like this on drugs but now i'm clean and the thoughts have followed me home. they make sense to me, they cannot be dismissed as drug thoughts

have i opened pandora's box? is this the end?

>>36931949
Clearly not the right board to ask this question.

>>36931949
the only two women who have ever loved me are my mom and grandma

kill yourself

>>36931949
>radical sjw

Tell more. I'm gonna try and discern which one of you was less mentally stable

feel sad none of you care about this happy event for me

>>36931985
did you do a flip, fag

>>36932024
pls dont be mean and bully me

It feels really good. But I find the time to prepare is hard which turns me off of it.

For me I can't eat or have a very light meal that day. I have to douche my ass. And then my ass needs 20-30 minutes to warm up. Its a hassle, and sometimes my roomates will come home early from work on th enight I planned to do all this and I'll have to stop completely because I get very loud when I masturbate like this.

In a perfect scenario though holy fuck does It feel good. I haven't been able to have an anal orgasm yet but still it feels great. And cuming is so intense when a huge dildo is in your ass.

I think I get to excited and go to far though and instead of just stimulating my prostate I thnk i hit my bladder cuz I often just start leaking what I think is pee which gets messy and I dont like that.

Any advice?

>>36932506
>I get very loud
>Pee
Muffle yourself with a cotton cloth or other kind of filling gag. Do it in the shower. Close and lock doors.

>>36931886
>tfw too much of a slob to properly prepare for anal faps
it's a bygone era OP
I'd rather not be that ugly crossdresser

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blah blah blah oregano.

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be original they say as a trap thread hits image limit over and over again.

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original oregano is original

>>36931794
What do you expect when you make a board for feminized men. The females will flock to it for attention.

Normalfags are here because they crave attention and belittling others makes them feel better about themselves

Gore. Intense misogny. Derail their fembot or femanon threads. Post roll pics. Ask for tits wherever they go.

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Soon my friends..
Soon I will bless the server with my powers

>>36931832

This is a very nice pepe

Orogonal

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todos os garotos estouradores de bolha vao levar surra dos fortoes do bar ate desmaiar

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>>36931694
My stepdad is an engineer that works for lockheed martin, brilliant man, but he holds some of the most shallow beliefs you can imagine.

If you want to truly become politically enlightened read some old philosophy, Alexis du Tocqueville's Democracy in America, Machiavelli, Montesquieu, and James Madison.

If you can plan, read directions, and solve problems you're basically ascended master race

>>36931694
>buys a new hairline

math won't help you necessarily but getting rich will

>>36931671
Robots don't drive GTFO normie

>>36931671
If I had the learning capacity to drive a stick shift I would learn how to find happiness

>>36931671
No manual is Chad as fuck

Anyone that drives manual for any reason besides "I couldn't afford anything else so I got this 30 year old beater" is a fucking normalfag and should slam their car into oncoming traffic.

>Muh gas mileage
>Muh it's fun
>Muh aesthetic

Fuck you

shit bait, don't poison yourselves robots

>>36931659
>Vitamin A is included in most multivitamins, and the U.S. recommended dietary allowance (RDA) for adults is as follows: 900 micrograms daily (3,000 IU) for men
>300,000 weekly intake
>nearly 42,000 iu a day
What about long-term problems? You're taking more than triple the amount.

>>36931730
Fuck off skincare industry shill

>Retinol was highly efficacious in doses of 300,000 units for women and 400,000 to 500,000 units for men, toxicity was slight and limited mainly to skin (xerosis) and mucous membranes (cheilitis). The danger of hypervitaminosis A in this dosage range has been exaggerated.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/6453848

bumperoonitoonie

>Watch video. See """who""" is drowning.
Why am I not at all surprised?

>>36931625
please tell me if this is a screamer, I hate those

>>36931585

What kind of shit is that to say?

Also, what's the illness mang?

>>36931585
Do something incredible with your remaining time! How is your condition? How does it affect you? What do they predict for your future health? How much time do you realistically have?
Let's figure something out together. You will be remembered, Anon, I know you will be.

>>36931634
metastasized melanoma

>>36931636
It doesn't affect me but treatments might. Doc said survival rate is probably around 15% at best.

wish i could
what do you think about your bestie? I would think you would hangout more with your boyfriend
can you explain how you feel about each one or something

>>36931601
Do you mean what kind of feelings do I have for my best friend? She's a woman, so it's not like I want to be with her. My boyfriend works so I can't be with him all the time. He likes me to dress up so he can parade me around when he's meeting with promoters and employees and stuff. I really like my boyfriend, I admit the money and his looks swayed me a little at first but we've been together for over a year now and I definitely love him.

I don't have any real life friends
I have one online friend
I'm 18 years old and haven't talked to another human besides family members and doctors in over a year.
I'm fully dependent on my parents. Without them I'd die.
I've no future. Nothing to look forward to. I love life yet I'm tired of it.
I don't want to die yet I don't want to live.
I just want a friend. A lover, in the future perhaps. Someone who can fill this void I have. Someone who will actually love me as much as I love them.