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>>37497930
Erm he was super duper cute. We were best friends. I wrote about him in my diary and sometimes it was lewd like how I wanted to kiss him on the lips. >_<

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I had one in particular that kind of messed me up.

>be 14, going on 15
>older brother has two "armed escorts" take me everywhere I go outside, from school to anywhere I want to go (it was very dangerous in my area around 2005 and 06)
>Let's call them G and K. G is older and kind of funny. K is young, maybe early 20s and pretty cute
>Spend a lot of time with both of them in the car, especially K. Start texting him a lot and talking to him, even while at home
>Oftentimes it's just K who takes me to school. I had a playlist on my Ipod which we sung along too sometimes. It was cute cause it had some "girly" songs on it too that he knew the lyrics to
>start hardcore crushing on him. Even tell K that I like him. He just laughs it off. can tell he only sees me platonically (or is afraid) but still crush on him nontheless
>continue crushing on him hard for several months. write about him descriptively in my diary
>go to the beach with older brother and other family members, K and G are there. We all have fun
>on the way back home, our van is pulled over by Carabinieri (military/police in my country) who forcefully remove all of us from the car.
>older brother and K are arrested and I'm detained until my mom comes and picks me up
>desperately try to find out what will happen with K
>later learn that K was accused of several murders ordered by my older brother, including a very prolific kidnapping, torture, and later murder of a young girl in my counter that my brother ordered. it was all over the news for months before they found the culprit
>throw up at home
>the first and only boy I fell in love with is currently serving 9 consecutive life sentences
>no other boy even looks my way throughout my life due to fear of my family

I had one boyfriend since, but it didn't work out after only 2 weeks (still a virgin) and even though it's been years, I still think about K a lot.

Really messed me up desu

>>37497930
n-never had a crush on 3d
i've had a crush on ash ketchum
*nervous laugh*

>>37491685
ty for keeping this alive

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Oh fuckfuckfuck there's someone else in my town

I can't do this robros

daily reminder that you are not allowed to complain about how few anons there are in your surroundings if you are from
>usa
>england

>>37490062

>that kid who dressed like a normie but was really a loner robot

yes that was me

>that kid who actually tried to be nice to people

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>>37490062
I know this feel, unfortunately. Original Salami famalam>>37490062

>>37482803
>compulsively needs to pass anyone walking slightly slower than him

People who walk slow should get the fuck out of the way. I'm sorry I don't want to be late for your sorry ass.

>>37482803
you probably looked like you were trying too hard

>>37482803
Respond with
>Nah busy fucking your mom on the regs but we wanna keep it a secret, oops secrets out, go fuck yourself cunt

Or just do the general argument winner thing and take offense and make her feel embarrassed
>Da fuq, are you this rude to everyone?

There is a term for it

Paradise syndrome

When someone has everything, everything is boring.

> Inb4 I don't have a qt waifu
Your brain thinks you do since you keep fapping to porn or camgurls because you think 3d women are too far gone.

i think we need another world war, to build character and thin the herds a bit.

and besides, when there's too many men, women are spoiled for choice

Rites of passage don't really solve anything. We still have conscription here. I too spent 6 months in the military and yet I'm here still.

If you can get ahold of a sheet of acid, take the whole sheet
Bro from highschool did this
They found him tho and ""saved"" him, he's basically a vegetable now but if you hide yourself away you'll do just fine
Enjoy the trip

Go to a minority neighborhood. Shout related slur or wear a sing with a related slur.
Profit,
Death.

>>37510847
I'll consider it. Hide in my attic or something and write a note saying I left town.

Hello anon
We don't care if you're a virgin
Enjoy your stay

Polite sage

>>37510796
Its ok anon you're a good person i know you too well, Youre just unmotivated, say hey to ur uncle for me thanks

>>37510796
Welcome young apprentice.

a gaping anus looks better than you

ur joking right lol

>>37510784
You look like a downie version of wedge antilles.

w-waow mister u sure r lewd~ ;3

>>37510719
If you're pathetic, then so is pretty much every god. Lower forms of life are almost always created for sexual reasons.

>>37510719
Which one, op?

>>37510477
Who took time to make this is 10x more pathetic than anyone with a small penis

>>37510477
I never understand these images. Are they just bait, or are they made by guys with a small penis humiliation fetish?

>>37510503
>Who took time to make this

probably a supreme homosexual

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Do what we have always done, complain, shitpost and fill the hole with some sort of 'weird' porn

Reposting the "diverse female preferences" greentext.

>"I like smart guys."/"I like Chad in a lab coat and glasses."
>"I like nerdy guys."/"I like Chad with vidya and and cartoon tee from Hot Topic."
>"I like athletic guys."/"I like Chad in a sweaty tee that shows off his muscles."
>"I like tiny/feminine guys."/"I like mini-Chad."
>"I like bad boys."/"I like Chad in a motocycle jacket with a cigarette dangling out of his lips."
>"I like mysterious guys."/"I like quiet/stoic Chad."
>"I like funny guys."/"I like Chad making me laugh."
>"I like nice guys."/"I am aware of Chad's positive qualities."
>"I like goth/emo/alternative guys."/"I like Chad in black."
>"I like sensitive guys."/"I like Chad expressing himself with a guitar."
>"I like surfer guys."/I like Chad with a six-pack and long hair."
>"I like skater guys."/"I like Chad in Vans and a hoodie."
>"I like cowboys/whatever."/"I like Chad in boots and denim jeans."

Just try, if you give up after one or two tries of course not, you get what you give

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*doubt* timestamp.

>Do you actually believe this retarded shit? I'd take chad with glasses every time over some roided out meathead d-bag chad.
ftfy

Is this bait? The guy in the pic is 99% likely a chad himself.

>>37510211
Be attractive
Be fit
Be silent

1. Be ridiculously attractive
2. Be really good at something most people would consider cool
3. Act aloof and like you don't really care much about anything

No, it's not possible

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Just remember even ryan gosling was a beta

I believe in you OP

You sound like it isn't even really a problem and since you can't even get ssri you're probably just an attention seeking faggot
>half a year
>abloobloo

>My doctor refuses to prescribe me meds
So get a new one.
The customer is always right. Especially in the medical field.
If you don't like the answer you get there's always somebody in line who will give you what you want.

>>37510183
Look faggot, this isnt a fucking pissing contest as to who has the most justification to be unhappy.
And while it may well be the case that I am just a whiny attention-seeking little bitch, I still think I'd benefit from some help

>mental illness has uniform severity from person to person

>people with mental illness are terrifying
Spoken like a true flyover. Bet you think people speaking arabic are terrorists, too?

>>37510087
I know what you mean, OP, my friends brother was a legit schizo.
We had to lock ourselves in the bathroom once after making fun of him for not being able to tie his shoes; he came after us with a butchers knife.