What's for dinner robots 06/04
Come in share feels. Order drinks. I just made a girl cry, how was your day robots ?
Fembots, have you ever had a crush on a boy when you were younger? Tell me about your cute childhood crushes.
No whores allowed, this thread is for cute innocent childhood love.
I had one in particular that kind of messed me up.
>be 14, going on 15
>older brother has two "armed escorts" take me everywhere I go outside, from school to anywhere I want to go (it was very dangerous in my area around 2005 and 06)
>Let's call them G and K. G is older and kind of funny. K is young, maybe early 20s and pretty cute
>Spend a lot of time with both of them in the car, especially K. Start texting him a lot and talking to him, even while at home
>Oftentimes it's just K who takes me to school. I had a playlist on my Ipod which we sung along too sometimes. It was cute cause it had some "girly" songs on it too that he knew the lyrics to
>start hardcore crushing on him. Even tell K that I like him. He just laughs it off. can tell he only sees me platonically (or is afraid) but still crush on him nontheless
>continue crushing on him hard for several months. write about him descriptively in my diary
>go to the beach with older brother and other family members, K and G are there. We all have fun
>on the way back home, our van is pulled over by Carabinieri (military/police in my country) who forcefully remove all of us from the car.
>older brother and K are arrested and I'm detained until my mom comes and picks me up
>desperately try to find out what will happen with K
>later learn that K was accused of several murders ordered by my older brother, including a very prolific kidnapping, torture, and later murder of a young girl in my counter that my brother ordered. it was all over the news for months before they found the culprit
>throw up at home
>the first and only boy I fell in love with is currently serving 9 consecutive life sentences
>no other boy even looks my way throughout my life due to fear of my family
I had one boyfriend since, but it didn't work out after only 2 weeks (still a virgin) and even though it's been years, I still think about K a lot.
Really messed me up desu
new zeemap thread
Oh fuckfuckfuck there's someone else in my town
I can't do this robros
>that kid who would always fantasize about playing his favorite song on stage in front of the entire school resulting in wooing the girl he liked and making everyone think he was a pretty cool guy
I know this feel, unfortunately. Original Salami famalam>>37490062
>get invited to party
>have been working very hard at improving myself, see this as a good opportunity to test myself
>actually hold conversations with people, don't enjoy myself but make it seem like I do
>near the end of the night, one of my friends girlfriends says "You're a virgin, aren't you Anon?"
>I feel my heart skip a beat but I play it cool and say "Who told you that?"
>Everyone starts laughing
>One of my friends says "No way dude, you didn't even pull in high school?"
>I feel my facade crashing down and I return to my old self and just walk away and drive myself home
HOW THE FUCK DID SHE KNOW
I purposefully tried to make myself a new man but she still fucking knew
>Nah busy fucking your mom on the regs but we wanna keep it a secret, oops secrets out, go fuck yourself cunt
Or just do the general argument winner thing and take offense and make her feel embarrassed
>Da fuq, are you this rude to everyone?
>tfw being a young man today is suffering
One thing I've learned from reading a bunch of mythology, social history, etc. is that young men are arguably the most wayward group of people in society, and hence need the greatest amount of guidance in order to grow into the men they're supposed to be.
But... we don't have that. There are no more "rites of passage", or if there are, they're stupid things like "get wasted for a whole week" which does nothing to prove our inner character. Young men need something to direct all their energy towards, they need something to believe in, but in this digital culture the best we have is our own shallow pleasure.
What the heck is up with that? We don't care about that shit. Playing vidya or watching movies or taking photos in front of some landmark gets tiring after about a week. Young men, being full of youthful energy and passion, are more or less the powerhouse of society, yet with no way to direct that energy we end up with stupid things like bronies or permavirgin aspies.
Now, I'm not saying anyone is necessarily to blame for this. Unlike some robots, I don't necessarily think it's feminism or jews or whatever that caused this. I think it's the unfortunate result of a society that has had too much wealth and thus has forgotten what it means to truly be alive and what truly inspires people. I'm just frustrated as fuck and need a place to vent. Fembots, if you're reading this, please be in l o n d o n.
There is a term for it
When someone has everything, everything is boring.
> Inb4 I don't have a qt waifu
Your brain thinks you do since you keep fapping to porn or camgurls because you think 3d women are too far gone.
I'm too spineless to commit suicide. I want to go to sleep and never wake up again. How can this be done painlessly?
If you can get ahold of a sheet of acid, take the whole sheet
Bro from highschool did this
They found him tho and ""saved"" him, he's basically a vegetable now but if you hide yourself away you'll do just fine
Enjoy the trip
Hello. My name is anon. I am a virgin. I am 21 years old.
>Win the genetic lottery
>Still no gf
What am I doing wrong bros?
>I just masturbated to a character I created in Saints Row 3
HOLY SHIT I AM FUCKING PATHETIC SOMEONE JUST FUCKING KILL ME ALREADY HOLY SHIT I WANT TO DIE I WANT TO DIE
What even makes you get out of the bed in the morning, dicklets?
>be fat woman
>can get sex and relationships from decent looking men without much difficulty
>be fat man
>nearly impossible to get any sex or relationships, if you do it's with shit tier women
>be slim woman
>automatically above average, can get sex or relationships from almost any man
>be slim man
>called "skelly", difficult to get into relationships, has to work hard and get rejected to finally get into a relationship with a shit tier girl or at best decent woman
>be slim woman with decent breasts or ass or both
>top 5% of women, can get a relationship or sex from any man
>be fit man
>has it a little easier but still has to work at it and if he doesn't have a nice personality or is interested in things not considered normal he's still fucked
Where do we go from here?
Do what we have always done, complain, shitpost and fill the hole with some sort of 'weird' porn
Reposting the "diverse female preferences" greentext.
>"I like smart guys."/"I like Chad in a lab coat and glasses."
>"I like nerdy guys."/"I like Chad with vidya and and cartoon tee from Hot Topic."
>"I like athletic guys."/"I like Chad in a sweaty tee that shows off his muscles."
>"I like tiny/feminine guys."/"I like mini-Chad."
>"I like bad boys."/"I like Chad in a motocycle jacket with a cigarette dangling out of his lips."
>"I like mysterious guys."/"I like quiet/stoic Chad."
>"I like funny guys."/"I like Chad making me laugh."
>"I like nice guys."/"I am aware of Chad's positive qualities."
>"I like goth/emo/alternative guys."/"I like Chad in black."
>"I like sensitive guys."/"I like Chad expressing himself with a guitar."
>"I like surfer guys."/I like Chad with a six-pack and long hair."
>"I like skater guys."/"I like Chad in Vans and a hoodie."
>"I like cowboys/whatever."/"I like Chad in boots and denim jeans."
>fembots only want Chad
Do you actually believe this retarded shit? I'd take the skinny nerd with glasses every time over some roided out meathead d-bag.
How do I be as cool as Ryan gosling
Is it possible
Just remember even ryan gosling was a beta
I believe in you OP