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What to do if a 14 year old has a crush on you?
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>>39637891
I was 14 on 4chan once, and had a huge crush on a 23 year old.
I suggest letting them down easy, don't pursue. It won't end well. They will outgrow you.
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>>39637891
How much younger is he/she than you and are they good looking?
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>say you'll be her boyfriend
>take as many pictures as possible
>encrypt the pictures and put them on a flash drive
>put the flash drive in some kind of box that requires some complex way to open it
>sell the box containing the flashdrive containing the loli on the deepweb for 10k
>deliver the box in person (you are gonna need to do an extensive background check on the person selling it to because there is no telling if he's a cop)
>if he can confirm he does not work for law enforcement, you take the money, bury the loli box somewhere in arizona or something and you lay low until you know that nobody is looking for you
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my dad just said something to me while i had my headphones on
what did he say?
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"Son, I just want to tell you that I love you."
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>>39637885
Get the fuck out of my house you autistic sack of shit
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>>39637940
NO BULLYING
THIS IS A SAFE SPACE FOR ROBOT LOSERS
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>you now remember when people would post screamer gifs using screenshots of walls of text as bait
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>>39637839
I never was spooped, i just sighed once i realised id been bamboozled
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Still happens on /x/, come visit us sometime.
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>>39637839
>tfw easily spooked
I didn't appreciate those
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Macerated Fetus (Note: Bones)
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>>39637822
>you will never die of meconium aspiration
why even live
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>>39637822
Looks like raw chicken with mustard on it
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>>39637855
>Looks like raw chicken with mustard on it
yum
Is he a robot?
https://youtu.be/TaR67KmSubg?t=301
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>>39637748
Starts at 5 minutes
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>>39637748
I hate Jim. He's a /b/tard that never grew up..
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>>39637748
He has an asian gf he may or may not have fucked on stream. He isnt. He is funny as fuck though
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I think I might have undiagnosed OCD
I don't really control my thoughts in any manner. I get constant intrusive thoughts of random gibberish phrases and memories that come from no where.
is there any remedy for this?
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>>39637735
kys
kiss your soulmate
fgt
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>>39637735
Just go to wikipedia, this shithole has no insight into specific topics like this anymore.
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You are not your thoughts, Anon.
If you had a realistic human sex robot, how would you treat it?
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Probably like nothing because in my head I know it's just programmed to love me and none of it is real
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>>39637646
Does the robot have any ability to talk or respond emotionally? If it just sat there blankly I would probably fuck it just as blankly.
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>>39637646
i'd treat it like i do everyone else, horrible
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Adam Ruins Everything - Why Going On 4chan Actually Makes You Sexist And Racist!
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>>39637644
>he thinks you capitalize "and" when using title capitalization
People like you deserve to die, over and over again.
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>>39637678
It was autocorrect I swear.
please don't hurt me.
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>>39637644
Adam Ruins Everything - Why Cuckoldry is Good for the Human Race
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Would you date a cute, non-retarded, wheelchair bound girl?
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In a heartbeat
Origiorigiorigi
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My standards only require one fully functioning limb, so yeah, as long as it's not an electric wheelchair situation.
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>>39637633
How do I not feel guilty for jacking off to this
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This is probably my favorite porn image of all time.
It love the girl's expression.
I love how dominant she is.
I love the guy's butt.
But I think what I really like about this pic more than anything else is that it's "femdom" taken to the absolute max of realism. The problem with femdom fetishes based on male behavior patterns is women don't act like that and the porn stars aren't good at acting. So they're just really disappointing.
This image has stayed with me over the years whereas the others have failed because it reflects a form of femdom that actually exists: namely, female assertiveness. Women will simply never be into ballbusting or sissy hypnosis for real. but this kind of domination, the idea of female pursuer, female aggressor, really does exist, as I've experienced it myself.
The woman's facial expression (discrete but lustful) and the man's body language (totally passive, 'standing at attention'), reveal a domination as thorough as any ballbusting retardation. In fact, moreso, because she's not using any weapons. In light of this I'm not even sure what the appeal of sadism is. You can control and influence people without hurting them, what does the violence add to the fetish? To me it only detracts; if you require whips and chains to dominate, your 'domination' obviously does not have much psychological force.
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Good read, but I don't have anything to say.
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>>39637627
Interesting observation and pinpointing the fetish.
However, I don't like looking at men's asses, so please post something similar, yet without a man's ass.
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>>39638093
>I don't like looking at men's asses
Are you some kind of faggot?
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why are males so ugly?
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DELETE THIS DELETE THIS
PLEASE DELETE THIS
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>>39637612
looks fine to me
whats the problem
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>>39637612
because you are a hetro sexual male
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In your opinion, what is the /comfiest/ U.S. state to live in?
Factors to take into consideration:
>cost of living
>population density (NYC would not be /comfy/ in my books, for example)
>job opportunities (or disability benefits if you're a NEET)
>etc.
For me it'd be Arkansas (only the Northwest part, specifically Fayetteville and Bentonville)
>The cost of living is immaculate. I paid ~300 per month (including utilities) with one roommate at a fully-loaded apartment in Fayetteville (since Bentonville is full of Wal-mart executives the renting up there was marginally higher)
>Wal-Mart's HQ is in Bentonville, and is currently hiring for many business /STEM positions
>Tyson, JB Hunt, and the flagship university for Arkansas are also all in this area, with many opportunities for employment at these places
>If you're just wanting to wagecuck and live modestly, Fayetteville always has jobs for unskilled workers available (including uber and lyft, both which got me through college and still gave me enough spare money to get all of the vidya I wanted)
>Has many big city amenities (along with a great craft beer scene, world-class farmers market and co-op store, and even a niche vinyl store if you're a pretentious hipster like me) with a small town feel
>If you're really wanting to live the reclusive lifestyle the Farmington/Prairie Grove area has an extremely small town feel with only a 20-25 minute commute to downtown Fayetteville
>Nestled right in the Ozarks (a hilly, forested area around AR/MO/OK), with many rental duplexes/apartments next to /comfy/ woods for quiet, solitary living
>Has a world-class trail system with paved two-lane trails that makes road biking an extremely fun hobby during the summer/fall/spring (albeit winters can sometimes be brutal due to the high elevation)
I currently live in the Northeast and it just isn't the same for me.
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>>39637610
Tennessee is the comfiest state, followed by Montana
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I think Washington. Just live in the suburbs. You got a world class city, one of a kind nature scenery, near the ocean, and it's always raining
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>>39637610
>population density (NYC would not be /comfy/ in my books, for example)
Fool
Having so many people around you makes it super easy to blend in.
Also you can go out at night for food when no ones around, but stores are still open
I don't want chad, I'd rather have someone like this
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>>39637592
Bait thread. He's Chad with Glasses and better looking than 80% of men.
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>>39637684
He looks pretty average to me
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>>39637789
low-effort bait yet agen
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>suicide is a permanent solution for a temporary problem hehe
my small dick is not temporary, im 19 years old already, this shit is going to be small the rest of my life
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>>39637581
only date small girls
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>>39637581
19 years old, barely not even underage (and that's if you're not lying), and your problems in life that make you want to kill yourself amount to having a small cock. Really? You probably are a waste of space if that's the sum of all your issues and what you blame all your failures on. It's really pathetic, when most people on /r9k/ these days complain about how sad and horrible their lives are, this is really all that's wrong for a lot of them. Just failed normalfags.
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>>39637765
Wow, you can't get a girlfriend, big deal. You must really have a shit life dude. Is that it?
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Why are women not as autistic about sex as men? Do they not feel as much pleasure or drive?
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Same reason a poor person will always worry about his next meal, but a rich one will never think about it because there'll always be food in the fridge.
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>>39637501
I fucking love Memories. How about we talk about it instead of answering your obvious retarded question?
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If you could literally get sex right now by just walking outside and airing out your genitals, would *you* be "autistic" about sex?