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>White girl starts dating Black guy
>gets beaten up and terrorized by jealous Black women
>same girl pretends to get pregnant just to spit those who beat her up
>has a 'gender reveal party' for the (fake) baby
>jealous Black girls send niggers to the party to shoot it up and kill everyone

no deaths, by the way. Girl claimed that the shooting caused her to lose the child.
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girl and the dude, by the way.
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I hope everyone involved gets cancer
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>>38738891
>united states of america now

disgusting

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im tired of those suicidal girls on internet

fuck you bitch

you are cute, you have social life and a boyfriend

kys
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>>38738878
>not understanding the most basic facet of depression/suicidal mental illness
Cmon, bot
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>>38738949
>not appreciating that they got bfs and get attention and live life on easy mode
>robots are mostly alone, shut out of society and never get gfs or anything
>they have DEPRESSHUN
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Women. The original jews.

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Does anyone here have any irl romantic experience with lolis?
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>>38738858
You disgust me.

Burn.
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Why is FBI trying so hard to incriminate people. Idle hands or what.
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>>38738900
IP address alone can't be used to incriminate people. You should only be worried if you're posting with a 4chan pass.

i saw this " post a robot musician" thread that got archived today and i think it was pretty interesting, so why not start a new one
better than half of the repetitive normies ree roasties ree shit on this board
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blixa bargeld of einstuerzende neubauten (pic related) has always came across robotic as fuck to me
even based on his interviews and what other musicians (like nick cave) have said about him
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>has a "RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0qAIMzJ43E
>"Too many hoes in my motherfucking meal"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MHhLDCJ57E

Mc Ride is the apex robot.
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>>38738968
God bless MC(safe)Ride

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How do anime girls give anyone a boner?

I don't get it.

I look at this, and I feel absolutely nothing.
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>>38738767
Op is asking for anime pics. DO NOT HELP HIM.

Send his ass to /h/
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>>38738767
You're either gay or have some mental disorder that inhibits your imagination.
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Have you tried hentai OP?

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ITT: Stupidest things you've ever heard

I'll start: "I want my first daughter to be a girl"
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>>38738760
"I want my life to be good."
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>>38738760
>please, I don't want to die
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>>38738760
sad thing is that now makes sense in PC context

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anyone else greet people with "yo" a lot?

I almost always use yo without even thinking. I think people think it's rude or too informal for a 22 year old to use but idc

I feel like a cool anime character when I say yo
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Now that I've seen this I'm gonna start going this
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I've been doing it ever since I saw shin chan a while back
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>>38738733
>tfw you'll never be a cool anime character

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>tell me one reason why cats aren't the ultimate robot pet
protip: you probably can but don't be an asshole pls
my cat does pic related all the time when i am playing vidya
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>>38738693
My cat always tries to snuggle me whenever I'm in bed. It's pretty cute.
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Honesty, cats were a mistake.
Thousands of years humans put love and care into the domestication of dogs and somehow cats got smaller and housebroken as well
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>>38738797
Apples and oranges. Cats were used to hunt down rodents mostly, that's why we kept them around. But now they are mostly for cuddling, which I prefer. Plus you don't have to take your cat out for walks, cats don't need as much attention as dogs, which I prefer.

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>entering final year of college
>have to start looking for career
>no internships
>shit gpa
>pure math major
FUCK what do i do?
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>>38738648
>FUCK what do i do?

Sell your twink ass on the streets
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>>38738648
study mechanical engineering, you don't need a good gpa, it's interesting and the job pays well
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>>38738714
>study mechanical engineering,
its too late for that senpai, I'm already a senior

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Do any of you want to be my bf?
no im not a girl and no im not a femboy
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What's ur name cutie?
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are you a tranny or gayboi?
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>>38738595
Anon
>>38738600
Umm, gayboi I guess?

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if you had the ability to completely remove all desire for women and sex would you do it?
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No, I enjoy it :^)
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>>38738527
Yes, without a doubt. It is overwhelming at times, and I get mad when fapping doesn't sate me
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Slamming the "yes" button. I can finally reallocate my brain power to more useful things.

And with certain medical procedures, I might just get my chance.

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Do you guys fantasize about having superpowers? Which ones?
>tfw can't stop time
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>tfw will never be one punch man.
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>tfw no buff ghost man
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>>38738513
I wish I had the ability to cancel an opponent's ability by striking them with my weapon. For example, Goku's magick staff would stop working if I hit it. If I hit him his powers would stop

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How do I stop being angry at these people? I know they're going to win. My anger serves me no purpose.
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there will be a nuclear WW3 with Russia,

look forward to it, and encourage it. go into political discussions and demand NATO put more troops on the Russian border
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>>38738386
>My anger serves me no purpose.
It can serve a purpose.
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Pointing the finger at the countries responsible for bullshit military interventions that caused the refugee crisis in the first place.
What a crazy idea huh?

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Can someone explain to me why witcher 3 was given a 10/10? Its cool and i am enjoying it but it is definitely not a 10/10. Hell not even skyrim was a 10/10. It was 7/10 at best.
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>>38738348
Because it has strong points on almost every aspect of the game.

Weakest point being the combat, but its alright.

Strongest point being the characters and interaction. I have played a game series that presents this level of good character design, everyone you meet in the game feel unique, interesting and natural.

But I guess you wouldn't understand that as a shut in r9k browsing neet.
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>>38738348
cause its good bang for buck compared to most triple a games which are short and shit
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>>38738818
I completed the main quest at my own pace at around 75 hours or so.

Pretty good quality time value for something that goes for 29e at normal and down to 10-19e on sale.

Playing through the first game took a bit over 50 hours, and that one I got for 2e so its also a good value game.

Why did he betray us?
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>>38738329
He found a trap. He now spends every night eggs deep in boi-pussy.
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>>38738329
He still looks like an egg actually
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>>38738329
If he can do it you retards can do it as well.

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