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What goes through a girl's mind when you're ejacculating on her face?
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who cares
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>>39581616
She knows that you mean something to her because you're wasting your reproductive liquid on her ugly face.
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>>39581616
>he better buy me my stuff now
>oh god did any fly on the carpet its such a bother to clean
So today some dude tried to ask me to join his Amway club. He introduced me to the possibilities of 10k+ salaries, annual trips and other stuff. Of course given the negative reputation of mlm marketing I turn him down. But when I got home I thought... I never actually know why mlm marketing has such a bad reputation, I just heard from word of mouth that its a scam/pyramid scheme, etc.
Can anybody share me some personal experience/insight about mlm marketing whether its good/bad/?
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>multi level marketing marketing
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MLM is the ultimate anti-robot gig, you have to pressure sale people into buying crap you can buy for like 50% cheaper online, can you imagine being a socially awkward tard knocking on doors forcing people to buy your crap? All while making the guy or women who introduced you into the MLM scheme richer every time you make a sale?
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>>39581601
Because it works just like a pyramid scheme. The main money is not made from selling stuff but from recruiting others.
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it's been, you guessed it. another 6,000+ calorie day
why can't i stop bros
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Hey wassup sugartits
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>>39581656
my cholesterol level, haha
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>>39581666
Unlike your lifespan lmao fattie
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Make me hard /r9k/
Rules: Guess what kind of porn turns me on. Post porn and I will reply 'warm(er)' or 'cold(er)'. Once you post porn that I am into I will say hot. FYI I like multiple types of porn.
Go
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>>39581555
mmmm you like?
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>>39581555
>Make me hard /r9k/
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>>39582539
WoY is still a superior cartoon
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Welcome to r9k. How NEET are ya?
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>>39581442
i once went 8 months without getting laid
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NEET for 3.5 years and counting
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>>39581442
never worked a day in my life and I am proud. We NEETs must stand up to shecklestein and show him that WE WILL NOT WORK
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Damn, Elliot Rodger looks like THAT!?
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the only chad robot in history
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This fucker looks like playstation 1
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Elliot Bogder
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This girl is currently my biggest conflict right now.
She has been endlessly pursuing me the past 3 years, and i recently decided to give in and talk to her.
Ive never experienced something so intense before and im worried shes taking advantage of my lack of romantic experience.
>anon its been so long!
>been chasing you since 11th grade haha!
>i cant say what it is, something about you is irresistable and i keep coming back to you and thinking about you
Im sweating like a fucking race horse right now.
How do i approach this normal fags?
>pic related
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show her your original dick
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find out how easy it is to get nudes
and then post them here
otherwise, fuck off.
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>>39581348
Please help me i cant fuck this up
>Morning Femanon. Hungry?
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>>39581247
HOLY SHIT
this guy lives next door to me, actually a bro-tier neighbour
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How did you find a picture of my younger brother?
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>>39581247
>Eat chads yummy breakfast then blow his brains out for trespassing into my house.
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If you were a roaming vagrant, what type would you be?
Honorable samurai helping out the little guy, vietnam vet looking for a place to call home, crazy homeless man who pees on people? Edgelords allowed.
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Diogenes in all fields
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bum that you find masturbating behind a dumpster in an alley
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id go to the librabry read a bunch of books on the supernatural and pretend i was a traveling exorcist
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>tfw people tell you :''you hear insults that doesn't exist'' ''stop being so paranoid anon''
>tfw everyone looks threatening to you even after rationalizing
>tfw you walk in the road you always looks behind you in case someone wants to hurt you or something, checking the shadow of people if they walk behind u and always being ready to punch someone in case he wants to beat u or something and escape strategically
>tfw you wants to kill whole people close to you because you think they are plotting against you, already threatened them to death (telling them how you would slowly kill them)
>tfw you don't trust any psychiatrist psychologist whatever it is called
>tfw you send death threats insults people you get attached to (clinginess) because you get weird, more 'lucid' and realize that you have been sharing some informations with other people that could be used against you, not even talking about the like of personal address or name, but just about your syntax , tastes, thoughts etc (also stalking them all the time because you become obsessed with them)
>tfw you always change mood/opinion about people, which get them to call you a 'psycho' (in addition to some paranoid thoughts)
>tfw frustrated , jealous and have 0 self esteem
>tfw people are 'incoherent' , tell you that you are incoherent, rationalize try to think about it then some kind defensive mechanisms strikes in
>tfw you probably are going to be an hero in some weeks/months
never took any kind of drug in my life or got traumatized in my childhood btw. I don't i have any problems honestly, i seem 'normal' irl
but people keep telling me i have symptoms for schizophrenia/ppd/bpd but i don't think i actually have any of this and i might just be attention whoring because i'm bored of my life (that is what r9k is for anyway)
What do i might have ?
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Sounds like a case of faggotry to me desu
I suggest application of a rope to the neck, should do wonders about improving your outlook on life
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>>39581158
dude thats rude
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>>39581117
>I don't i have any problems honestly
You have problems otherwise you wouldn't have typed this all out.
>i might just be attention whoring because i'm bored of my life
People attention whore for a reason.
Also what you describe about your IRL behavior goes beyond r9k attention whoring.
Regardless, it sounds like a fucking pain to live with. I'd rather you don't an hero and actually try to fix it, but it's your life.
Who else is going through a break up?
Its been 8 months and I'm still thinking every day about her... and about the things I could've done differently to not make her go away. I'm such a fucking screw up..
More time passed, than we were actually together
After her, I only had meaningless dates and drunk hookups...but trust me when I say that they made me even more depressed
also, post sad songs please. I want to cry
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>>39581111
10 months for me OP. I also think about her everyday. It's best to try to fill your mind with something else.
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>>39581193
I dont think there is much to do that can help until I fall in love again tbqh..
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>>39581239
You're absolutely right but you should still try to keep her off your mind or you'll feel like shit until you do meet someone. Like I said I think about my ex but it's usually at night before I fall asleep. Why'd you breakup btw?
As you read this, you instantly shrink down to the size of an ant and you teleport. Where? To the floor of the room of the last girl you've talked with (mom/ or older family doesn't count although sister is okay)
What would she do?
>fembots instead say what would they do to a tiny guy they hate or the last guy they've seen
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How can I make a proper original comment? I'm kind of into informatics and it looks like a cool scrup
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>>39581132
Sorry, I meant script.
Oh and if something like OP happened with a girl I hate I would die painfully, I already awkwardly asked her what would she do if we were a couple and I cheated on her and she says she'd put me inside her sneakers and let me asphyxiate in her sweat. So if you were looking for a fap, wrong place.
Now fuck off from r9k
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I think people can be unpredictable if you don't know them well so it's hard to tell what she'd do since I don't know her well.
Obviously my best chances are to somehow communicate with her, at worst she'd propably keep me as a pet or give me away to some scientists which is still better than to starve or get eaten alive by something bigger.
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>September 7, 2017
So when is it going to get better, anons?
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>>39580961
Once you accept your homo nature and let me shove your dick in my ass it will.
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>>39580961
it will get better only when we try our best to change ourselves
but it's just so fucking hard, i never succeeded being a good human for more than 10 consecutive days
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>>39581065
This
>>39580961
A future is not given to you. It is something you must take for yourself.
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What kind of content would you make if you had any artistic talent?
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Probably anime girls in short skirts and pantsu
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>voice acting
>multimedia (photoshop, videoediting,etc)
>singing
>song writing
>guitar
>piano
>photography
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probably be streamer
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Morning fellow robots; what are your plans for today? Talk to me, I'm incredibly lonely
>just woke up
>smoked a bowl (only smoke mornings and night before bed)
>had a delicious as fuck banana and coffee with organic blueberry yogurt while listening to Lofi radio on Y*****e
>going to finish up last song of album with band all afternoon
>finish moving because parents wants a bigger house
>smoke, watch a movie, go to sleep
>pic sadfully unrelated
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>>39580830
Chilling. Trying to think of ideas for new vids. My yt channel is growing exponentially and I'm freaking out
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>>39580848
nice man; what kind of videos do you make?
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>>39580893
Mostly vlogs. Reviews sometimes as well.