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>gf wants to "wait until marriage"

thinking of demoting her to practice gf status. this is some grade A bullshit

>>35710213
it's a horrible feel because it makes everything feel like such a waste of time

sexuality not loveuality okay dog bless america

>>35710213
>>35710295

Don't be shitlords. You should embrace your girl's wishes and let her fuck and be impregnated by Chad.

>1080p
>6 years ago

I didn't expect to feel...

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>>35710177

It's been around longer then 6 years I'm afraid.

>tfw it was the monitor I used with my first and current gaming PC
>tfw I remember when 1080p 60fps seemed new, high tech and exciting
>tfw now it's old trash

This hits me the hardest.

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>>35710167
>Buying a 4k monitor
>I will not be playing games at 4k

Just get yourself a nice Dell u2414h 16:9 (1080p) ISP panel monitor

Dude, women penetrate themselves with fruit and veg all the time. How is that not normal.

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>Normalish
Big tits
Ass
Thigh high socks
MILF
Anal
Creampie
Deepthroat
Muslims: What's under the bag mate?
>degenerate
futa
bloodplay
vore
absorption
limit breaking

>normal
femdom
titties
oral
>degen
eating creampies/clean up crew
cum swapping

Find a Twink to fuck or something.

>>35710176
I'm not a faggot, anon.

Irhfjdnsjsju

>>35710131
>good looking

Yeah sure, pal

pretty sure I would have trouble getting it up due to the amount of fetish porn I have fapped to

Pretty shitty, I have phimosis
>>35710267
>pretty sure I would have trouble getting it up due to the amount of fetish porn I have fapped to
This

>>35710123
I lost my virginity at 22 with a girl who didn't know that I was virgin. I think I did alright.

It's actually time for you to ask yourself if you have nothing better to do than this thread

>>35710094
what question?
in case

>>35710094
l want to FUCK that cartoon woman

>>35710087
I don't have to pretend. I hate being cut. I still enjoy sex though.

>another way that I am inadequate

I thought I'd be used to this feeling by now.

Fuck man, I hate having my dick chopped up but atleast they didn't take that much skin.

>I can't even have one place free from normies

I want to die

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>tfw no chad to save you from these pathetic robots

Chad here. I still haven't managed to fuck a fembot. They're really elusive and disappear quickly without warning.

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NEET life is the superior lifestyle

>>35710048

There are people who go to college who are easily in their 40s.

I don't think they'd let you stay in the dorms at that age though?

At the college Im going to be dropping out of soon there are tonnes of people age 30 and over.
24 is like the average age in my class. Don't worry.

Irrelevant. Fatties are not human, they're cattle

>>35710039
It is your duty to do so

>>35710039
>kind of agree with text image before I click on it
>it's written by boogie

Mmmmmmmmmm after Shay Carl I wouldn't really don't trust any "pure" people anymore

>>35709982
WAKE THE FUCK UP, BITCH!

>>35709982
Awww, who wants a tummy rub?

>>35709982
Jesus christ, this thread just reminded me that I forgot about my cat being locked in the basement.

oh god just make the pain go away!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>they'll be lining up around the block for you son. I'll have to chase them away with my shotgun :)
why are parents such assholes?

>you're a handsome guy, all you have to do is smile!

No. In most cases it's teamwork (think about it, large software projects can not be completed by a single person), and in some cases you also talk with the client

not programming but a lot of robots are IT specialists.

there are no robots that can actually code well anyway, you're talking about people who don't understand natural languages, so forget about programming languages.

if you don't want to be in IT fixing printers and making logins, you could always be a technician for a small laboratory or repair shop. don't really have to deal with anyone. warehouse work and security are also options for dipshit robots.

>>35709901
>IT specialists.
Hows the pay?

>had a friend named jordan
>Was the mega emo-stoner-school twat kinda guy
>Was a pretty cool bro though
>Started thining at 15
>By 21 he had no hair whatsoever save an island of hair around his crown
>Could grow a killer beard though
>Ended up in a psych ward though

>the fat kid who is now absolutely ripped

Im so fucking glad that i was nice to him in school. On nights out he encated his revenge on his school bullies and even broke the entire bottom set of teeth on one of them.

>>35709811
See you in two years, pal
originolli

>>35709615
N1C3 B41T M8

>feminists
>love and tolerance

Lmao stop following trends.

>>35709615
I'm basically at this point too anon, it's honestly not worth fighting anymore, it just makes roasties hate me and even if they secretly lust after it since a man finally stood up to them it will never bear anything meaningful since it would be social suicide for them