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My mother divorced my dad when I was around six. When I was eleven or twelve she met a new guy, Ray, who was a widower with two sons; one around my age. His son and I would fight all the time and I would shout at Ray whenever he came to stay over my house overnight and sleep in my mom's bed. I'd tiptoe out of my own bed and creep outside their room until I could hear the bed shaking and I'd then burst in and tell him to fuck off and that he wasn't my father etc. One day my mother calls me to my room and Ray is there. We had a family PC but it was then in my bedroom, and Ray was sitting there showing my mother something on the screen. I sat down and looked too and saw that (((someone))) had bookmarked a bunch of tranny, gay, and hardcore porn and my mother obviously thought it was me. I didn't even realize at the time and just blamed a virus, but now I'm convinced Ray did that to make my mother think I was a fag or something. I hated that guy. He split up with my mom eventually she spent the next couple of years threatening suicide every week until my will was broken.

I'm not as nice to my normie roastie sister as I could be. She's helped me out a lot.

>>38237412
I went to a party with some chad friends. I got drunk, I got high, I ended up blowing 2 of them. They spread it around the school that I wanted to suck their cocks but they declined me, pretty much ruined the rest of my time in high school. I'm not even gay, they were just my only friends, it was my first party, I just didn't want to lose them.

I joined a fashion club at university because I have inheritance from my fathers death, in excess of 70,000 dollars. I'm part of the student news, and all I write about are the shitty outfits that I see on campus. I take pictures and include them in the articles.

>>38237343
>Are you supposed to shave them?
Are you retarded?

>>38237343
>Does anyone else have nipple-pubes?

I think everyone does

>Are you supposed to shave them?

If you're a women yes. If you're a dude and are rocking the hairy chest look than you can leave them. (provided you also have a hairy chest)

>>38237343
yeah, I always shave them

very very carefully

>>38237270
I have adhd as a male. Honestly I wish I could just die.

>>38237289
Which type are you? Are your symptomps that bad?

I'm Finnish and many of my cousins look like mongols

>>38237028
shut up faggot normo I was in college before then and I still won't finish until this fall maybe.
Time to get a real job, hope you've been practicing that firm handshake.

I don't think its too big a deal. I'm a manlet and I'm bi, and I don't give a fuck how tall the guy is as long as I think he's sexy, even though I mainly bottom.
I don't know what women's fucking problem is.

>>38237016
It's because men are angry that men don't have fucking retarded problems like them (gossip, make-up, etc.) They have to make SHIT up to hate us.

>>38237016
The natural order of things is that men are usually dominant while women are usually submissive. It makes perfect sense that you'd prefer to submit to someone who is perceived to be as powerful and imposing as possible. Belonging to someone big and strong elevates your status, whereas belonging to someone lacking in those qualities devalues you as well as it means that it doesn't take much to get you to submit. That and it's just a lot more arousing and enjoyable to be completely enveloped and held down during sex. Seems like a no-brainer to me.

>>38237009
Or learn to live in accordance with your stature little one.

Are you white though

>>38237004
fuck are you on? shes clearly a stacy in the making that is merely co-opting at a young age

>>38237139
>tfw when they've advanced so far they can camouflage in a shallow representation of internet culture

ok anon I was high sorry

>>38237220
we may forgive you...in time

Because beastiality is disgusting.

>>38236981
because some girl died from an allergy to dog semen.