Who wants to be my gf? I am cool and tall and have a good taste in music. Having a vagina helps, but isn't completely necessary. (you better be cute though)
Apply ITT.
Thank you.
>>35775975
there are no women here. ask somewhere else
>>35775975
I think i'm cute!
>>35775975
Are you in the Bay area?
I actually saw this very same car 2 weeks ago.
Didn't get a photo in time
Just got a d.u.i.
what's d.u.i? i live in the first world
>>35775984
Driving under the influence
And you came here.
Excellent choice.
>5 days till rent is due
>no job
>$200-$300 dollars under how much I need to pay it
What do?
P.S. I hate you NEETs with your goddamned safety nets and back up plans for when shit hits the fan.
>>35775944
Pawn shit. Maybe you have enough junk around to gwt the money.
if car, do uber/lyft?
maybe grind away at slave wages doing garbage like mechanical turk
pawn something
>>35775983
What is mechanical turk?
And I don't have a car. It isn't super necessary where I live.
Just give someone a (you) and you lot figure out where to talk. Just fill this out in powerpoints or full sentences.
Nickname: (Actual nickname, name, initials, username, etc)
Age:
Gender:
Sexuality:
Nationality:
State/Province: (Entirely optional)
Religion:
Job:
Major: (either completed or working towards, if applicable)
Interests:
Hobbies:
Subculture(s): (Weeb, sci fi nerd, ect)
this is a thread for /soc/, not /r9k/
>>35775927
/soc/ is for dick pics and beta orbiting, you fag.
>>35775922
Take your /soc/ thread and your hipster Chad back to /soc/, you /soc/monkey.
i feel like if i had a kid everything would be better (as long as he didnt turn into chad) .someone to play vidya with (when hes a bit older), a purpose, company cuz ofc no social skills, just having someone who i would know would love me and would look up to me would make me feel amazing. (id have to adopt ofc cuz muh autism.
(and no i wouldnt want to fuck him pedofags)
how does /r9k/ feel about kids? i feel like it could help me fill the void and make me happier.
>>35775901
I have a kid. It's tiresome, frustrating work. But it's cool to have a mini me to kind of goof off with.
>>35775901
>id have to adopt ofc cuz muh autism.
Do you think they would let you adopt him?
>>35775901
What you're describing is like 10% of parenthood, if that. The other 90% is incredibly demanding and challenging work. You don't do it for what you get out of it in the short term, because that will never be a winning proposition.
How are you preparing for Jesus' return robots?
>>35775866
This is some schizophenic-looking bullshit, my guy. Seek help from physical entities.
>>35775949
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xn_l2yS6H2o
Just watch, it all aligns with the bible
>>35775964
Yeah, hindsight bias with confirmation bias sprinkled all over it can make you believe anything.
I wish I knew how to earn money online. I wish it was sustainable. Does anyone here do that? How is it? What do you? How did you get into it?
will trump be remembered as one of the greats like roosevelt?
>>35775848
It's pretty simple actually: figure out what v-stick you can co-operate with and re-clarify the aforementioned need. Once that's out of the way, you will have to do a lot of paperwork but in the end it will prove sufficient.
Best of luck!
>>35776093
What's a v-stick?
>look at catalog
>meh to every thread
who else here depressed online
>>35775840
that's the state of this board these days
>"fembot" threads
>trap threads
>soc tier threads (steam. discord, face)
>fetish threds
>normie threds
we still have a decent thread every now and then
but they are becoming more uncommon
this should only make it easier to leave this place for good
yet I am still here
>>35775840
I am really fucking sad and was looking for a sad thread
thanks anon
>>35775840
Rude, one of those threads is mine.
I'm a girl who is bi I believe, but more attracted to women. I believe that lesbian relationships are very degenerate and I'm only romantically interested in men anyway, so how do I train myself to be a straight as possible?
>>35775813
>I believe that lesbian relationships are very degenerate
Why?
>>35775813
Start by getting off this board you roastie whore.
If you can't come to grips with your sexuality, kill yourself like all the other dykes, fags and trannies do.
>>35775837
>>35775867
Not her, but as a male anon raised by lesbians, I do think that the average case lesbian couple shouldn't be raising kids. Not to say there aren't exceptions, but my parents definitely were not one.
>>35775895
You don't have to do this, but I do encourage you to either marry a man or forgo having children. Do whichever of the 2 you think will make you happier.
Why is video editing so hard? I have sony vegas and I want to do cool stupid little videos like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HafC3ayrt3U but I have no idea how
Aren't videos like that usually done with Adobe After Effects?
>>35775805
Oh fuck me, really?
>>35775798
Why is googling so hard? Just look up some tutorials, numbnuts.
Is there a reason not to kill myself if I had no sex in hs?
not really. You missed out on some good stuff but there's still hope
>>35775758
You can have sex with high schoolers when you're in your twenties you know
>>35775767
Hope for what? Literally the best part of live missed.
Stop masturbating.
Start talking to girls.
>>35775655
Come on Tyler. You and me both know that 2D is the way to go.
>>35775655
Stop talking.
Start masturbating to girls.
>>35775655
chad version:
>stop talking to girls
>start enriching your intellect
I'm a drunk girl. Can someone please talk to me.
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why are phoneposters allowed to make threads? every time I see some useless inane thread it's a phonepost filename. please go away stop shitting up the board with low effort threads
>>35775682
Yfw I'm using an iPhone 6 aswell :$
>>35775652
do you have kik? originally
The street got robbed last night edition.
The neighborhood is on lockdown you little pieces of shit who did this.
>>35775617
There is a little black kid
in one of these threads
Obsessed with ff15
that is in love with my
roastie robot GF
If if you know what i mean HMU
we should chill.
The sun is shining and you are still laying in your pit anon? You're wasting your life away!
good morning lads, what you kids doing this weekend?
Does the Mis-use of "normie" infuriate anyone else, your taste in fucking memes doesn't make you a normie, having facebook and a healthy life does
>>35775569
Honestly, I've quit trying with normies. They always make this type of shitty meme to try and separate themselves from other normies and tout le different and cool meme
>>35775569
This. The perversion of what a normie is and what a robot is, is undoubtedly a Normalfag plot to set the bar so high to be a robot that no one could ever meet that standard making their invasion so much easier. Being a robot is not about taste or opinions it is a state of mind as is normalfaggotry. Being a Normie is simply
>Having a medium to large group of friends
>Having health familial and romantic relationships
>being physically attractive although one can be attractive and still be a robot
>spending time on normie sites like Facebook or Twitter and making connections in real life via the internet
and being a robot is simply the opposite the reason robots are so defensive of this board is because we really have no where else to go. This board feels like a home while normalfags have plenty of places to go and plenty of people to interact with without this board we have nothing. That is the very reason we defend this board the way we do because without it whats the point in living most of us grew up on the internet it was a safe haven for us and now its all just being taken away. The day when we have nowhere else to go comes is the day I'll turn my back on society for good because a society that won't let me and people like me have at least one place to call our own is a society I refuse to contribute to.
>>35775815
Exactly, I dont get this new trend of people that are by very definition normie thinking its a bad thing to be one, and then slinging around Normie as an insult to other fucking normies.
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