What's life like when you look like this guy?
>>36932489
Hip hop basketball and cindy.
>>36932489
The same as yours. Only I have different interests.
People are friendlier to you, people trust you more, people want to be on your side, women will find it easy to fall in love with you. Things come more easily to you because you've been validated your whole life. You don't have the anxiety, the depression, the self-doubt that robots suffer from. You feel as if people are inherently good and the world is a good place. You are more free to explore the things that you want, because everyone supports you and is happy for you. You are confident, self-assured, happy, and fulfilled. There is nothing missing, there is no dread down in the pit of your stomach: you are happy to be alive and human, you are never left wanting of intimacy and connection, you love your friends, you are in love with life, you are in love with being young and having the world in front of you.
>Tfw no shy long distance robot gf
Why even live robros
>>36932454
Shy chicks are the worst with messaging anon. No matter how interested in you they actually are they can't help but seem preoccupied and disinterested because shyness does not translate over text. All that would do is keep you stressed out really bad, trust me.
>>36932454
>use kik
>find cute big titty girl in my state
>she talks about hanging out on a hotel room
>she sounds shy and cute on the phone
>she plays Pokemon go
>find out she's still banging her ex bf who's her best friend who treats her like shit
>she ghosts me
WELP
Having drink no point in fapping over spilled milk. Cheers
>>36932517
Im just tired of staceys and roasties and I have this dumb idea of a shy robot girl who slowly opens up to me JUST
been getting fit look
>>36932417
Prove you are a trap please
where in California do you live?p-pls be gf
>>36932417
Nice fucking cuts btw...I like your pantie.
hi friends
wtf it muted me
Can someone redpill me on why socialism is wrong?
>>36932301
Because people aren't equal and we never will be, and people that pretend we can be do a terrible job.
>>36932301
Because it never works. There will always be someone on top.
>>36932346
>>36932333
what would be needed to make it work properly? Is it simply impossible?
I brushed my hair today. For the first time in 4 weeks. It was matted and twisted together. It snapped and tore with every stroke.
I cried while I washed and conditioned it, because I forgot how it felt to run my fingers through it. I brushed my teeth, too, for the first time in a week.
My gums bled. My water ran red. I cried over that, as well. When I got out of the shower, I couldn't stop sniffing my hair and arms.
I've avoided hugging people for a while, because I never smell good. I always smell like I've been on bedrest for a week.
I have no clean clothes, because I'm too tired and sad to wash them.
>>36932286
tfw no pathetic worthless fembot gf to do laundry for
>>36932286
>put on dress for the first time since i've started working out
>look just as shapeless in it as i did before
>i thought the muscle would make me look better but i just look manlier
>>36932286
My hair looks like its from the 70s so go away with this bullshit.
I normally browse a couple of other boards and hear about the general cuckold nature of /r9k/ so I was interested to see if it is as bad as I have heard, and it is.
How the fuck do you all live with yourselves? Do you all ever get tired of hating yourselves?
>>36932280
>Do you all ever get tired of hating yourselves?
yeah when i see weak bait like this i do get tired of hating myself since i know im better than you
>>36932280
>Implying I'm not a hollowed out shell of a human from over exposure of this shit pit.
>>36932280
Ive been here when windows xp was a new thing.
Get on my level.
Im on a new level.
I just want a cute bf
pic related is me, will any robots be my bf?
no you appear to be a cat
>>36932251
I wouldn't say no based on 17% of your face, at least.
Nice cat.
>>36932251
if youre on birth control hell yea
I have never been to a party. The internet hasn't done anything for me. I used to go to this club at my uni and nothing. I doubt going to a bar would help... Even if I meet people I probably won't even like them...
I don't meet people. What would we even talk about, how much of a loser I am?
I like going to venues but I don't go often and I doubt I can approach anyone
>>36932232
You don't.
It's one of those weird social rituals that just happens naturally you can't force it otherwise it'll feel cheap and weird and no one will want to be around though if you've got the aptitude the college of winterhold might be able to help.
Let's rant and vent robots. I'll begin.
I'm in a horrible place right now. I'm moving out of my parents and quitting college because my parents are trying to suppress the fact that I'm transgender. I know that because of this life is going to be so, so much harder. But there's nothing else I can do. I just can't live like this anymore, I can't keep living this lie. I've been living this lie since I was 10 years old and it's just too much to hide anymore. I wouldn't even be surprised if I died doing it. I'm honestly thinking about ending my life. Maybe I just wasn't supposed to be born.
bump for some sympathy
You're not transgender. It's just a phase you retard. There's no such thing. Some males just become fake women because it benefits them more, but they're still men.
>>36932213
S'all good just remember you'll die one day so all the horrible moments are just temporary, things always get worse before they get better. Just try and live a good life.
Is everyone this board a neckbeard cuck?
yes yseryesser
>>36932206
sometimes I feel like I'm the only person who uses 4chan while being thin, attractive, having gf, being happy and having a social life.
>>36932206
I can't grow facial hair, so, no to the first one, I guess.
What are the comfiest clothes? I ended up with some knee socks and they're super comfy. Can anything top them?
>>36932198
I like vaginas, they're pretty comfy
>>36932212
that's not a vagina
Any type of Russian Gorka. And maybe some sort of SB helmet type. Oh and a smersh carrier too.
Who else here had the terrible fate of being "the funny kid" during their school years?
>>36932182
Terrible fate? I enjoyed every year of it. Everyone knew my name and laughed at me. I made their childhoods all the more worthwhile, they'll go off on their little stories with 'I remember anon; he was a special kid... this one time he...'
I'm legendary, for better or worse. Football stars and homecoming queens have their 15 minutes of fame, but I leave a LEGACY
>>36932182
What's wrong with that?
I've always wanted to be the funny kid. I was always jealous of my friend, who had ADHD. He always made every class so much more fun.
I've been " the funny kid "
All people in my class loved me.
But I never had a true friend.
Wait, why don't you have a girlfriend?
Me and your sister are keeping it casual
Because I'm black with a 2.78 inch dick
>>36932203
sounds like it's falling off
>>36932156
why dont you tell me?
Let's go r9k, do your best to turn me gay, give me your best shot.
>implying you aren't already
>>36932112
Give me your discord anon~
>>36932112
>Masculine big bear who always tops and stinks like grease and ass knows how to fix your car but is a convict may kill you.
>Flamboyant frilly homo who sometimes tops and bottoms likely has HIV/AIDs and won't tell you until afterwards and cheats
>Female Mimic (Trap) always bottoms smells like strawberries will probably an hero and take you along
basically your three main types of a faggot.
>tfw thinking of spending $15k on a hair transplant
90% of the time it works, just fucking expensive
>>36932037
I'm gonna go the pill method I don't mind a shit hairline just don't want to be full bald I'm also taking care of myself more
I just have a fucking phobia like fuck of needles and surgery and shit. Maybe if I could take enough Xanax to black out and not remember I could do it but it freaks me out.
>>36932037
90%? You have better chances of surviving Russian Roulette than that
>>36932037
Why are you so afraid of being bald? Just shave it all off when it starts to go.