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Feels bad because I'm living in the US illegally right now. I'm white though.

Mexicans are gross though, send 'em all back.

>>34789153
Atleast he's keeping his campaign promises, unlike most politicians.

>>34789153
If he manages to get a great number of them out, builds the wall, and secures our border, I will be the happiest constituent in the entire world.

He is probably the most effective President in modern history with how many of his promises he's fulfilled. Unfortunately optics aren't in his favor in some cases, but he's doing exactly what we elected him to.

Shameless self bump m'dudes

Oh I see how it is. /r9k/ is normie central.

Take a bump from me anon

>>34789116
T-that doesn't really make any sense anon

Its 1,400 a month, 15 mins isn't a month.. They unfortunately still make more than you..

I work 30hrs and get $250 a week.
Fuck taxes man seriously, worst part is it goes to people like you who get more in benefits than I get from my job. You better be lying.

>tfw making $1,700 per month as a student via two separate freelance writing gigs
>one job requires that I meet a quota of 10 500-word articles per week
>type 150 words per minute
>putting together each piece and meeting the SEO criteria takes about 45 minutes per article
>make $800 per month from that one job by working 7 or 8 hours per week
>also have a couple of part-time jobs since I took the semester off
>going to to quit both and take a laptop with me to some third-world countries and travel and live cheap for a few months

Feels good, man. That $1,700 per month is going to let me live well in the browner parts of the world.

>>34789100
By ghosting her after she gets too clingy and jealous

What are you actually supposed to do once this happens? Does it depend mostly on the person, or do women have a semi-predictable formula to them?

tell her I'm open to foot worship and the full panoply of femdom fetishes, including some toilet stuff although I still have some hard limits Id like to talk to her about

Me. I'm 6'4, have a steady job, not a virgin, and in general people like being around me. But for the life of me I just can't give a fuck at all about any of it. Can go out and make friends but dont cause I'd rather stay home, cant go out and bang qt's but dont cause I'd rather not waste my time trying, could actually do something positive with my life but I dont because I lack the overall energy and fucks. I'm so fucking burnt out with life and I'm only 26.

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i can't reee hard enough

>>34789126
>he has a job
FUCK OFF CHAD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>34789073
ill be your bully gf(male) if you dont mind being forced to wear skirts and getting your dick teased constantly, with no release of course because i enjoy feeding off your frustration

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>>34789578
I'm too tall and manly for that. No idea how you would get enjoyment out of it.

>>34789629
because im sexually sadistic and get off on watching you feel uncomfortable.
also jojo's in skirts is my fetish.

>>34789055
Well, presuming you have an average IQ, literally half of the world is going to be dumber than you.

As far as, "rude, animalistic, worthless," most people aren't that to the people they care for, or people that they just generally like.

People's mood immediately improves if they walk into a KFC, and a guy asks then how they are doing with a friendly tone. They'll typically say something like, "I'm alright, you?"

If they say something like, "Finger-licking good!" in return, then those people will probably laugh and be more inclined to treat that dude well, because that cashier has made himself likable.

>>34789112
If a person can't be bothered to treat anyone but those close to them decently, they do not deserve to have anyone close to them
I hope I see the day where these disgusting, weak, feeble minded creatures are no longer protected by the rules and laws of society

>>34789214
If they weren't protected by the rules and laws of society, there would just be a bubble of people who trust each other forming a hierarchy in order to protect themselves.

It's not like the concept of society is antithetical to human nature. Modern society is simply taking human nature and expanding it to insane heights to maximize productivity and earnings.

If you take whatever a stranger does to you personally, its because you don't have enough people close to you.

>>34789051
Steal a pair of her panties, better used (but not disgusting ones). I am unironically serious, those things will be your fap fuel for years.

Just whip it out and see where it leads.
Explore, nigga.

>go to bathroom
>cum in right hand
>shake fathers hand
>fuck their daughter on the living room table

>>34789015
I wouldn't have been such a bitch. Letting people walk all over me. I woulda stood up for myself for once.

I would have studied harder and done well in my classes.

>16 years old
>take the ACT
>get a 35 and 33 in the Reading and English sub-sections, respectively
>tfw hit the 99th percentile without even studying
>graduate with a 2.73 GPA because I never studied or did my homework
>had to go to community college for two years before transferring to a somewhat decent state university
>could have gotten a full ride to the University of Michigan if I'd gotten a 3.0 or 3.5 on top of my ACT scores
>could probably have gone to an Ivy League or some shit if I'd bothered to do my work and engage in some extracurricular activities
>am 23 years old now and still haven't finished my first BSc

Jesus fucking Christ. I had so much potential as a kid and I just pissed it away. I thought I was so special and so smart that I'd be able to write a fantastic personal statement and get myself accepted into any college regardless of my grades. I even had the audacity to list Harvard as one of the schools to forward my ACT scores to.

Took two years before I could even get accepted to Michigan State because I'd fucked up in high school so badly.

>>34789015
I would have been more obnoxious

>still finish fap

OK, that's what put it over the edge. you're some kind of maniac

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>visiting aunt
>fap furiously in bed after you wake up
>feels good man
>about to blow a load
>hear my aunt coming to room
>quickly put the blanket on my dick
>she opens the door
>cum
>she casually talks about what we are going to do today while I try to keep a fairly normal expression on my face while jizz pumps out of my dick
>after she leaves try to clean up the jizz from the blanket a bit
>somehow always get horny when I see my aunt
>don't visit aunt ever again

>OK, that's what put it over the edge. you're some kind of maniac

Well it was a long and tiring walk, didn't want it to be in vain. Also did not want to blue ball myself. I remember it not being a great fap tho, just finished so I wouldn't blue ball.

Well if you notice a difference in the way they talk to you or act when you are around ity means they saw everything. If you was just browsing /r9k/, it will feel a little weird to them but i doubt they understand this place as we do.

God is be utterly fucked if people saw what I see especially what I fap to.

What was it Anon?
What were you looking at?

>>34788846
>he didnt play hitman 2
>he didnt play driver on PS1
>he didnt play civilization 2
>he didnt play with toy cars autistically

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>molested several times by gay neighbor
>father killed a prostitute when i was 9


Got you faggots beat

>>34789530
I was also molested

Then don't. Enjoy the NEET life with me.

>>34788849
I cant. I dont want to live with my parents and i also dont want to dissapoint them. What a fucking shit life is this.

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>>34788840
well go ahead and get to sucking then

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Awl3hNmxc9

>>34788844
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Awl3hNmxc9
pls be my vocaroo sweet voice gf

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qgw1T1rgKA

>>34788801
Get drunk, eat fast food and watch a movie

>>34788948
this but smoke some weed too

i haven't killed myself yet because of this exact thing

>>34788801
listen to nice music I guess