>Slaps your ass
>"Damn Anon your ass jiggles like a girls"
What you gonna do Robot
bullshit i squat 315
but im a skeleton
Slap his ass back and give him a wink
Canada is the best country in the world btw.
Whatever you say, Muhammad
>>38966467
I love my country more than I love your mother
>>38966510
>beinga theatre proectionist
>girl messages me late at night
>wants to hangout at waffle house
>sperg and say yeah sure
>its 1am
>meet her
>thankfully im taller
>we talk and stay there till 4am
>messaged her if she would like to hang out again
>she says yes
>i ask her when im available
>never responded to me again
>its been 3 weeks
>she's been posting on her snap
just move on dude, she's prbly a whooore
>>38966442
well, why don't you just go ahead and fucking rape her then?
>>38966442
>i ask her when im available
How is she supposed to know that?!
>see a post I don't like
>hide it and pretend it's not there
Anyone else do this?
>>38966434
>reply to a post
>leave the thread immediately
;)
no because i'm not a fucking coward
i just filter them all, on boards like r9k, pol and b i have 40-60 threads filtered at a time, makes the boards feel real slow and oldschool cause its only good threads
>Only one chance in life
>Born with aspergers
Fucking WHY?
>>38966336
Oh me to Anon, expect I have adhd
>>38966741
ADHD is a normie-tier mental illness
>>38966336
Because you suck lmao.
>ur jus a virgem loozer bcus u don respek wymmin!
>jus don't be creepy lol
This reminds me of the convict who became a model.
Modern women are full of fucking shit.
>>38966254
>>38966425
If a 10/10 woman had the same profile, but was arrested for molesting underage boys would you still fuck her?
That's what I thought
>>38966455
Nah. 10/10 includes personality.
>be me, openly gay for almost 4 years now
>friend (girl) has been trying to sleep with me
>keep telling her that i'm gay and we remain friends
>couple weeks ago
>she comes over with a bottle of vodka and wants to get drunk with me
>i see no problem
>i drink a shit-ton and completely blackout
>wake up 8 hours later with no pants, she's gone
>have a text from one of her friends saying "oh my god, you guys had sex??"
>mfw
>>38966250
You were raped but since you're gay it doesn't matter. Ain't life swell?
>>38966290
i guess. she's kept trying to contact me since then but things are totally weird now and i've been avoiding her.
>>38966290
I meant "you're a guy"
>>38966338
Murder her.
Is there anyway to respond to this or should I just leave it, been thinking about it for a while
take the mgtowpill already
>7 JUL
It's a month later dude, I think the time for responding has long past.
>>38966194
WTF do you think? Unfriend and block her and never message her again.Also kys
>had the credentials to be an Oncologist
>instead became addicted to Vicodin
Does anyone here know what it's like to fuck up this bad?
>>38966179
>be a literal doctor
>addicted to a low tier opioid
Wow faggot if I was a doctor I'd be high on morphine or oxy and valium and other shit right now, some of us have to settle for tramadol which sucks as much as codeine.
Also I am an actual drug addict (F19 diagnosis or whatever the fuck that means) that is contemplating suicide right now.
>>38966309
>be a literal doctor
I never got to be a doctor, I just had the potential
>>38966342
Then what are you complaining about? You are definitely just an addict now, you never had the potential.
It's time to stop, it was fun for like 2 days, a normie friend of mine on Steam sent me this image and said "LMAO have you seen this?" and I told him "kys" . It got overused on r9k and it's now dead, it's even on FaceBook now.
>>38966145
>Ms edge
>Time to stop
>No space on filenames
>Caring about reddit and jewbook
Boy, you're full of normie shit. GTFO
>>38966145
>Reddit referring to "normies" like they aren't the very normies that have ruined this meme
The irony is so thick you could cut it with a knife. A meme being "dead" means it's still got a long life on Facebook ahead of it, though. That's just the way it goes.
>>38966246
my friend sent my this image via steam, kys you down syndrome, can you even read?
>look at this virgin loser, im sure he watch hentai lol
what do you do
Those girls are ugly
>>38966028
If it weren't for that one girl with her iphone, you could've told me that this pic was taken back in the 1990s
Correct them by saying it's "he *watches* hentai". Dumb sluts.
Why are kissless virgins so difficult to work with and be around? When is STEM going to purge them so it can flourish?
honestly though, if you look at that Google manifesto guy, he's so socially awkward (not to mention unattractive), why are these people even still on STEM?
Elliot Rodger did nothing wrong.
67865786789
Take notes from ElizatbethTheWitch, this is extremely advanced baiting
tfw fap to 3-D AND 2-D
2D to cater to my most specific fetishes
>>38965888
>tfw that is literally originally me
That's fair OP. I'm sure I could fap to 3D but I prefer not to
Welcome to the rest of your miserable life after high school.
This isnt that bad of a thought once you embrace the fact that pain is unavoidable in life. Even if you werent to give in to a wagecuck lifestyle, the only alternative would be a neet lifestyle and thats pretty painful in its own way too.
>>38965841
I remember being in high school and seeing people I knew a few years older than me doing apprenticeships for like construction and shit and it knocked the wind out of me.
Now that high school is over and I'm a NEET it would actually be a great success to be doing that. NEETs aren't qualified to clean toilets.
>>38965841
Besides the fact that they have to shit in dirty port-o-pottys and that a lot of them are delusional failed normie retards, people who work construction are actually quite happy.
How can white brainlets even compete?
a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost
>>38965814
Get this nigglet working on FTL space travel asap
>>38965814
What standard deviation test did he use?
How much does he want to kill himself?
These questions my dude