Im at a gay bar.
I thought there was an event so I came in my jockstrap and leather jacket.
Its an event for heart disease fundraiser.
Everyonr is wearing pants and shirts.
Kill me.exe
W-what do i do?
Tfw no daddy to hold me rn
Stop.
>>37943557
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCZvYXwBlkk
>>37944170
I feel personally attacked nd drunk tbeeh fann
I have a question for you faggots, why are you such failiures at life? You don't have to tell me, but read what I wrote you faggots.
>hurr durr I'm ugly
As long as you have a face you aren't ugly, just get a good haircut, take care of your skin by showering regularly so you'll look acceptable instead of a closed in beta. Apply lotion to your face every night and wash your face regularly. Also pop any pimples on your face, thinking they will magically go away on their own is just a meme, all that does is make it grow more.
>m-muh fat, muh skelly body
Start eating normal fucking food and look at what you're putting into your body and start going to the gym you pussy. Going to the gym doesn't mean grinding your ass off, just exercise for at least 30 minutes every day until you're sweating.
>M-MUH SOCIAL ANXIENTY REEE
Listen faggot, it was your choice to never get a handful of friends to talk to on a regular basis. If you think that it's everyone's fault to make you act like such a introverted piece of shit then you'll never change. If you have at least one irl friend then you have the social skills to get more. If you have no irl friends at all, then it's probably because you're a shitty person. There are people in this world with bigger issues that you would never fucking understand yet you sit here under a roof with internet and complain about how your life is so terrible and that you are somehow meant to be at the bottom of the barrel. Holy fuck, grow some balls you pussy and go talk to people.
Most importantly, keep in mind that no one including me can ever give you the rules to life, I can only help you comprehend that you need to do in order to work yourself up. Go get a fucking skill or something instead of beating it off to cartoon women. The ones who mask their failure with sarcasm and memes are just truly angry and sad inside.
And that's all I have to fucking say ABOUT THAT.
No one originally cares faggot
>>37943627
Thanks for proving my point of how people like you are masking their shitty life and depression with memes.
>>37943525
You sound like a faggot OP, I bet I could beat you at Yu-Gi-Oh you fucking loser.
I was the goddamn best at that game in Anime Club at my highschool, you think you could talk all this shit to me? Fucking pathetic.
I may hate myself, and I may have literal autism and Assburgers, but at least I'm not gay.
what am I supposed to do???
A grill left this post it on my door wtf do I do?
>those nails
you wrote that faggot
I sent someone something similar and he didn't respond to it, and I think if you want to go you should just do it, otherwise she is never going to talk to you again.
>>37943391
Go on an adventure with her, obviously. Google local bars and see if there are any punk shows playing.
Don't bother proving me wrong, just join and post qt 2D grils in dis thread.
>Don't bother proving me wrong
Why should I waist my time proving to a loser that 3D is better than 2D? You never even touched a women, so how would you know? This thread is fucking stupid and you know it.
The boob jiggle isn't the same with 3DPD
>>37943406
not op but ive had more sex than the average person and can say that 3D is slightly better than 2d. Sex feels good but it is not at all worth it if it's with someone you don't love.
also you do not need love. love holds people back. just spend your life focusing on yourself by doing what you want, don't let someone hold you don't and possible ruin your future. only other people can hold you back.
Never seen one personally.
they're called junkies
>>37943265
Yeah. To you, anything with a vagina is hot. To other girls who are beautiful on the inside and out, looks aren't the only things that cut it.
>>37943298
Usually they were popular before they became addicted though.
>mum is making lasagna and a huge apple pie for dinner
>>37943167
Why not have just one square and one slice?
>tfw make diet
>tfw ate too fuckin much chicken,rice and pizza
>i will never ever success in my fuckin diet
Just exercise before.
Lift weights before you eat. Believe me it will all go to your muscles to repair them. Don't eat anything before the whole day. Just water, Can you do that?
Why does my dick smell bad even when I wash it with soap every time I shower?
>>37943105
I'll lick you dick clean, anon. But only if it's big; I don't waste my time on small dicks.
>>37943105
If it has hair then there is a chance it could not be cleaned thorough enough
>>37943180
I'm 7 inches erect but I'm not gay sorry.
>>37943201
I have pubic hair yeah. I only shave it off every couple of months when it gets too bushy.
Is my friend (female) joking?
She's joking, right?
How do I respond?
>>37943006
I would say wtf and ask why they're watching my login habits
>>37943006
man this is either bait or pure evil
reply to it with just 'k' OP
it shows you dont care
either that or dont reply at all
why would she say that, also?
did you make her angry?
>>37943006
you got absolutely blown the fuck out. she is right and you know it. your options are block her or delete facebook
pathetic virgin
would a black girl date a hispanic?
>>37943004
Yes you moron
>>37943043
really?
origamiomi
>>37943004
i want to hug misha
>tfw you will never be white
>tfw you will never have a submissive asian waifu who kisses the ground you walk on just because of your skin color
>>37942938
>tfw white and still don't have this
How do I get this?
>tfw white and asians qts don't even look my way
At least you have white women lined up tyrone
How do I get a qt asian gf?
orig
Why do I feel so bitter and tired all the time
I just want to be happy again, but I don't know what to do and who to talk to, you guys are the closest thing I have to a therapist
>>37942901
If I knew how to be happy, I wouldn't be here right now.
>Sad all the time
Well /pol/ became my main board around 2014, when i'm redpilled I'm happy.
I think this will probably be my new main board if you'd share it OP. My long distance gf of 5 years fell out of love with me and we had to keep it long distance because we were both under aged or busy or didn't have the funds to visit. We met once. I'm 21, she's 17.
My job just laid me off too, i'll never have a job like that again, Sorting computer components, it was what I was meant to do and enjoyed going to work every day.
>>37943243
Sure I will.
>You have been muted for 8 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>>37942901
I know this is gonna sound gay but try going for a walk or getting some exercise it might lift your mood somewhat. Me, I usually go for long walks around 11pm and get back at 2am. Those are real robot hours and the streets are nice when all the normies are in bed.
Have you lads ever shit yourself
>inb4 as babby
>7
>plane ride to florida
>brap self
>blown undies tucked into bag
>16
>shit self on ride to school
>went back home
>18
>shit self upon getting off couch
>no idea why
>18
>shit self at best buy when crouched
>>37942859
Ive literally sharted myself like once, around 11 or 12 I don't remember why but I was jumping around the house and I remember putting extra effort into one jump and my fucking bowels just opened for no reason. Fucking hell anon, how have you managed to progressively shit yourself more often.
>>37942859
I'm 20 and I shat myself a few months ago. It was 8am and all bathrooms where occupied so I grabbed a roll of paper towels, ran back to my room, immediately after closing my door I shat all down my leg and had to finish in my cat box. I was also stoned out my mind
>>37942859
as babby
Who is this girl?
Asking for a friend
>girl
Hahahahhah
I wish I knew but I'd keep xer to myself
>>37942868
First trap I've seen that I would unironically want to Monica Lewinsky with
>>37942845
Why do men like nasty bitches such as Tomoko?
>tfw looking through all the youtube videos you favorited from back in 2006/2007
>>37942836
>tfw looking through all the youtube videos you favorited from back in 2006/2007
share some of them with us
>tfw you remember the first thread you made on r9k after only lurking for 25 minutes and find it in the archives 2 years later and cringing at everything you wrote.
Anonymity can hide me from you guys, but it can't hide me from myself.
>looking through youtube videos favorited in 2011
>PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
Therefore be on your guard against theJews, knowing that wherever they have their synagogues, nothing is found but a den of devils in which sheer selfglory, conceit, lies, blasphemy, and defaming of God and men are practiced most maliciously and veheming his eyes on them.
Shall we drive the Jews out of Western society?
All nigger, kikes, chinks, beaners and their halfbreed abominations should be driven from our civilised Western societies.
>>37942785
I have looked at this problem for a long time, and I'm afraid that I can see no other option.
>>37942785
wtf this board is /polfags now ??