>tfw the drugs hit and you realize everything you have to feel bad about is premised on a sense of self that doesn't exist
LSD is a hell of a drug, famalam.
Cured my autismo
>tfw you realize the "self" is an illusion just like the senses that evolved
>the reality we experience is nothing more than a self projected image that allowed human beings survive
>>35388647
If the self doesn't exist, then go kill yourself fucktard
Researcher clones his personality into a robot
https://www.engadget.com/2017/03/08/this-anti-social-robots-only-task-is-to-avoid-people/
>>35388578
Behaviour like that is what causes the AI uprising.
>robot will be unable to seek maintenance
>robot is doomed to die broken somewhere in the middle of nowhere
>>35388667
I... I think we've finally found /ourguy/
You can only post in this thread if you're a fucking moron
>tfw in second year of university but can't do maths harder than basic algebra and compound interest
I know there are more of you here, don't be shy
>tfw too stupid to realize what makes me a brainlet
cant even figure out why i'm dumb, i just am
>>35388566
>one shot at life
>born with dyspraxia
I'm not even a brainlet, it's more like large portions of it are just dead zones
Thinking of just shaving my head, but I'm not balding I just feel like shaving it, would it be better? I'm always fiddling with my hair and worried about the way it looks, like I'm always styling it and wanting it to look a certain way. It's just so exhausting, if I shave it I don't have to worry about how I look, or how my hair looks because there won't be anything to style.
I'm just worried I won't like the way I look with a shaved head, like I'm afraid people will think I have cancer or I'm a neo-nazi. Anyone here have a shaved head by choice? Or like a really short hairstyle? I feel like it has benefits to it, also I feel like it makes you look older. Probably depends on your facial features and what not.
>>35388563
I'm wondering the same thing, I have an undercut and while it looks nice, styling and maintaining it is a fucking pain
>>35388603
I know that feel anon, like I have great hair genetics but I'm so fucking worried about how it's styled/looks. I guess I feel like I want girls to find me attractive so I try to wear my hair in an attractive way. I honestly shouldn't give a shit what others think, but that's why I'm thinking of shaving the shit off.
I'm so autistic with my hair and it's so tiresome, I'm probably gonna shave it or get it cut REALLY short like a buzzcut but shorter maybe.
>>35388563
I just did it last night, down to a 0. It's the first time I've ever gone this short, and I didn't cut my hair a year beforehand. I was scared but I'm glad I did it. I think it looks better than I expected and feels good too. I think every man should do it at least once.
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>>35388553
No you don't. You wouldn't be able to handle a real relationship, you'd end up with more grief than it's worth. What you want is the feelings associated with having a girlfriend. You're better off trying to be closer to your waifu and immersing yourself in porn. Learn lucid dreaming or visit the tulpa threads.
>>35388653
but its so hard anon
>>35388653
If I could physically touch, hold, feel the warmth from a waifu, I would totally do it. But otherwise, it's just a cold empty fantasy
Asian female here, Asian boys are genetic failures and should be aborted in the womb.
Asian female here. Where da white boys at?
Guess you better get that tube tied.
>>35388509
Kek
Is this fake.......?
i can't get over my body dysmorphia, it is crippling me and i think about my physical features hours a day and cant imagine ever feeling confident about them
Lose some weight you gross fuck.
Were you bullied for years and years too?
>>35388483
i am skinny, you faggot
How smart are you /r9k/?
http://test.mensa.no/
119 here, very upper limit of high average
<69 - extremely low
70-79 - borderline
80-89 - low average
90-109 - average
110-119 - high average
120-129 - superior
130+ - very superior
>>35371975
This test is bullshit friend.
Hijacking this thread
Whoever gets the lowest IQ wins
>Your IQ was measured to 95, which is equivalent to the 36.9 percentile.
Mensa is a meme. They score people ~30pts higher than they actually are to get IQcucks to fly to Norway and try to join their high IQ society.
How would you fedoralords want to die if you could choose if I may ask
>>35388424
Heart attack when I'm 85 caused by over-vigorous sex with a 24 year old hooker in Budapest.
>>35388503
Noice.webm
>>35388424
shrunken down to the size of a mouse and crushed under the stinky bare foot of a cute girl.
>tfw can't stop fapping to black guys fucking trannies in porn.
How do I get out of this ride?
Pic related, my last fap, gyaru tranny being blacked.
>>35388318
how can i find that video
ASIAN MALES BELONG TO BBC
>>35388356
Adorable Miran Hammered By Soldier
>mum and sister both have light blue eyes
>tfw male
>tfw brown hair and fucking brown eyes
life's fucked
>>35388313
Make sure you tell your sister how beautiful you think her eyes are
>mum n ded bof hv tal heit nd god bdy nd nce hair
> hv bd hr
>fk
>>35388329
This. Tell her you want to fuck her eyes.
Greetings anons, I have a question. Who here /neverwantedsex/? I have yet to find anyone who I would ever consider making my partner.
>tfw no gf
It's completely alien to me.
>>35388312
Implying I won't shameless self bumb orginally
>>35388358
MEGA MEGA MEGA BUMP
Post anything that makes you feel here. Nostalgia? Euphoria? Misery? Melancholy? Whatever it is, let us all know it, and let us support each other and share in our experiences.
I'll start.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56u6g0POvo0
"Beautiful World" by DEVO.
>tfw wife found my BLACKED folder
>>35388352
>mfw im on the bus and relaize that i forgot my exam notes
>>35388465
>tfw you tagged the person above instead of the OP
good job anon
Have you ever spent more than an hour perfecting a shitpost?
My most successful shitposts were on the spur of the moment.
A true shitposter doesn't need an hour to perfect, his post is perfect as is
>>35388286
That's bullshit though. Shitposting is an art-forms and like all art-forms, the ones carefully crafted with keen attention to detail always yield the best results.
http://mikesouth.com/legal/porn-star-larkin-love-wanted-questioning-regarding-attempted-murder-husband-14849/
LARKIN LOVE CONFIRMED A LUNATIC PSYCHOPATH!!!
>>35388228
This wont make me stop loving her
wasn't there someone on /gif/ posting chatlogs about how the husband was abusive?
>>35388228
She should have just vaporized her husband with her heat vision desu